Reality 17: Anal Desires Review

Expectations

The Reality series has consistently delivered some good scenes. Unfortunately, it has also consistently delivered a lot of filler. Items such as the "Private Reports", material that is included as bonus filler on other releases, is counted as actual scenes here. It is for this reason that I have generally reduced the scores on this series. Let's see if Private can actually deliver an entire movie's worth of material with this one. As with my previous reviews of this series, I will not bother to review the filler material.

Technical

While the technicals vary by scene, there is a high degree of integrity to the mechanics of this production.

Director

Tom Herold, MBJ, Gazzman, Jean Yves LeCastel, John Palmer

Extras

Trailer, Gallery, Notes

Condom Use

No

Target Audience

Gonzo Fans, Eurobabe Fans

Scene Review

Scene 1 - Soffie, D: Tom Herold

Soffie is a very pretty brunette. She dresses herself in a fuschia bikini and goes down to the pool. There, she flirts with her boyfriend. He walks up and she proceeds to blow him poolside. The action continues with vag and anal. The spoo shot is too her asshole. This is a well shot scene, and the talent is pretty. Unfortunately, there is no sexual substance to this scene. Whack Factor: 6

Scene 2 - Gina Lynn, D: MBJ

This scene is unlike any scene I've ever witnessed in a Private flic. First, it is a BJ only scene. Those who watch a lot of Private stuff know this is rare. But second, it is like an exercise in special effects. The filters are constantly changing in a frantic procession. Think Michael Ninn on acid! It comes off like some kind of a Nine Inch Nails vid. It is not even close to erotic... and positively impossible to whack off to. But it is worth watching, just to see this clusterfuck of bits. Whack Factor: N/A

Scene 3 - Melanie Jagger & Amythiest Stone, D: Gazzman

This scene is also atypical of Private. First, they use Melanie who is very different from your typical Private girl. She is American and wears little makeup. The story surrounds cowboys and she, along with Amythiest, put in a completely lackluster performance. There is oral, anal and a facial. Seriously... give this one a miss. Whack Factor: 4

Scene 4 - Stacy Silver & Lucy Lee, D: Jean Yves LeCastel

Wait... what's this? Man... this flic is bizarre. Here is a scene by LeCastel. Anyone who reads my reviews knows that I'm not a big fan of Jean Yves. He tends to take hot girls and present them horribly. But, to my amazement, he has made these two look fucking amazing! I mean, WOW! Stacy is an incredible blonde and Lucy is a doll of a brunette. And Jean Yves has made them look as good as I've ever seen them. The sex is extraoridnary, especially the anal work. And the come shot to Lucy's mouth is one of the hottest I've ever seen. At last... I'm impressed with LeCastel! Jean Yves... please shoot an entire movie that is as hot as this scene. You will have a new mega fan! Whack Factor: 10

Scene 5 - Alexa May, D: John Palmer

This is another wonderful scene. Alexa is a gorgeous brunette who fantasizes about being gangbanged on a subway. She masturbates herself with a dong the entire time that she flashes back on her fantasy. The action includes oral, vag and masturbation. Whack Factor: 8

In Conclusion

What a positively bizarre edition of this series this ended up being. The regular directors (Kovi and Adamo) are completely unrepresented. Two of the scenes are lackluster. One of the newcomer scenes is hot. The LeCastel scene is on fire. And the Gina Lynn scene is art, not porn. I have no idea of whether to recommend this thing. Maybe it would be prudent to rent it. That way you can decide what the overall feel does for you.

Overall Whack Factor: 6

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