Pussyman's Sexiest Ladies of Porn 1 Review

Running Time: Somewhere around 90 minutes

Production Date: Pre - 7 / 3 / 1995

Director: David Christopher

Cast: Leena, Bianca, Madison, Natasha, Julia Ann, Celeste, Vixxen, Chase Manhattan, Lacey Rose, Kaitlyn Ashley, Barbara Doll, Steve Drake, Alex Sanders, Joel Silvera, Tom Byron, and Tony Martino

Initial Expectations: I wasn’t overly impresses with Pussyman Takes Hollywood , so I don’t have too high of expectations here.

Initial Reaction: There’s some very good sex, but whoever did the DVD should have a mousetrap snapped on their privates.

Audio /Video Quality: Except for the final scene, both the audio and video are very clear. There’s a little grain to the picture here and there, but it’s not too noticeable. The final scene, however is horrible! It’s very grainy, dark, and shaky. I could barely watch the scene.

Music: Except for the final scene it’s the typical porno / dance music that’s commonly heard. It fits the scenes very well. The final scene has the cheesy late 80s / early nineties porno music that everybody hates for good reason.

Disc Problems: The main menu is completely screwed up. You can’t select anything. I started to hit buttons on my remote at random when hitting enter and play didn’t do anything. Currently, there’s a thread in the forums on the menus on DVDs. This DVD is a perfect example on how a poorly done menu gives a very bad impression on the rest of the DVD.

The movie is split into two sections. The first section lasts about forty five minutes and has chapters and a time code. The second section doesn’t have either one and you can’t scan backwards to the first part. It looks really half - assed and it definitely brought down the overall quality of the DVD. I apologize for not having an accurate length to the movie, but I was too frustrated by the end to remember what time I started the second section.

False Advertising: I didn’t see Tiffany Mynx anywhere but on the cover.

Review: Pussyman’s Sexiest Ladies of Porn Vol. 1 claims to be the first of five volumes. There’s some good stuff here, but I’m not sure if there’s enough for five volumes with the quality of a couple of the scenes here. It starts with hot women in bikinis washing a car. There’s some nice ass and pussy shots that will keep those who love the female form happy. It’s a nice way to start off the compilation and I started to forget the fear I had about the feature because of the problems with the main menu.

The first scene in Pussyman’s Sexiest Ladies of Porn Vol. 1 brings back the fear and has Vixxen and another girl teasing Joey Silvera. I apologize for not being able to tell you who she is but I’m not familiar with her and the DVD and feature give me nothing to know who she is. It feels like it should have been a hot scene but it’s knocked down to a warm scene by the camera work and editing. The camera doesn’t seem to focus on where it should. When the girls are teasing Joey with their asses (and of course the rest of their body) we get to see them talking to Joey and moving a little. Maybe I’ve had too much time online with sonic, but when a girl is teasing a guy with a luscious ass, I want to see the ass! There’s also some bad slow motion parts in the scene as well as some horrible position changes and cuts. Every time there’s a cut or a position change there’s a fuzzy screen that flies off of or onto the current screen. It’s not so bad when there’s a position change, but it happens a lot during the scene when nothing changes. It seems like a piss poor way to cut a scene together and makes me feel like I was right to be afraid after the main menu problems.

My fear disappears when Celeste stops by to cheer up Julia Ann in the next scene. Five seconds into this scene I was showing my basset hound the real way to drool. Before this scene finished it had made my list of all time favorite scenes. Celeste and Julia Ann start out by masturbating and teasing each other for quite a while before Celeste goes down on Julia Ann. Man, I love to watch Celeste eat pussy. You can really learn something there. She talks dirty without getting too nasty and even uses some jewelry on Julia Ann as a toy. Throughout the entire thing she’s got a glimmer in her eye and at least a slight smile on her face that makes you think that this is what she lives for. I hope so as I may have to have the drool professionally removed from my chair. Julia Ann’s husband (who I think might be Tony Martino) comes home in the middle and Celeste makes him watch them. Tony has a disbelieving look on his face through most of the scene. I’m not sure if this is because he didn’t expect to see Julia Ann with another woman or if he was just in awe of the vigor that the ladies were devouring each other with. His eyes almost popped out of his head when Celeste put on the strap on. After Julia Ann lets him see how well she can suck a fake cock Celeste has her bend over and take care of Tony while she works on her from behind. She also has Julia fuck him while she helps. The entire scene lasts almost a half hour and keeps me sitting behind my desk just thinking of it. Damn I miss Celeste!

It isn’t easy to follow up Celeste and Julia Ann, but Lacey Rose does a very good job of it. Where Celeste and Julia were erotic, Lacey gets nasty. She wears a pink skirt and white shirt that reminded me of a cheerleader or a bobby- soxer and does a nasty, trash talking tease before Alex Sanders and two other guys join her. The other guys aren’t seen too much in the scene but do appear when needed. A little later Leena appears in the mix, adding to the trash talking. She claims to remember that she wasn’t supposed to be in this scene and starts to leave after she’s been fucked for a while, but she never seems to make it out the door. If you like nasty trash talking sex, you’ll probably enjoy this scene. I know I did.

Kaitlyn Ashley and another unknown girl (who I think might be Barbara Doll) team up on Steve Drake in the next scene. Kaitlyn still has a fairly strong following and definitely belongs in this feature. They show a lot of teamwork while working on Steve and it helps this scene work its way above the average group scene. It also finished off with a great Kaitlyn facial that she takes better than most women out there. So many women make facials look difficult today, but Kaitlyn always did it with an ease that probably had a lot to do with her popularity.

The final scene has Tom Byron coming home to find Bianca, Madison, and another girl working each other over with a double headed dildo of Madison’s. It could have been a hot scene but calling the technical aspects of this one crap would be a compliment. Andrew Blake’s films were given better transfers by Caballero than this scene gets. I only hope that the lack of attention this scene’s transfer received occurred because the people doing the transfer were so horny after watching Celeste and Julia Ann’s scene that they decided to fuck on the floor of the room rather than do their job. It’s a tragedy because the scene could have been fairly hot. There’s some really good talent here but I could barely watch the scene. I didn’t really have much of a choice, however, as you could make out who the people were just a little better than most shadow puppet shows. It’s a shame as I’ve always really liked Madison and Bianca was also normally worth watching.

The talent in Pussyman’s Sexiest Ladies of Porn Vol. 1 comes close to living up to their name. I really wish all of the girls who were listed on the cover would have appeared in the movie. I know I would have rated it higher if they would have. Most of the women leading the scenes are well known and definitely have, or at least had, a large following. In the end, however, it falls down due to the last scene and the overall feel of the feature. Granted, compilation features rarely seem well done, but even average compilations let you know where the scene comes from or who the performers are in each scene rather than just in the credits. It only makes sense to give this information. If it’s a good scene or a performer really stands out there’s a good chance that the watcher will want to check out the entire feature or more from that performer. I know that I’d like to see the entire feature that Celeste and Julia Ann’s scene comes from but I have no way to know what it is from this DVD. I guess when the company doesn’t know or care enough to even make a decent main menu on the DVD one shouldn’t expect too much from the rest of the DVD and the company releasing the DVD shouldn’t expect many people to buy further volumes.

Extras: I somehow stumbled into the phot gallery with lasts almost a minute and three quarters with about five seconds per picture. The pictures are all ful screen and very from okay to very poor quality.

Themes: Straight, lesbian, group, rimming (male > female, female > female, and female > male), spanking, toys, tit-fucking, masturbation, anal, DP (toy), trash talking, male anal stimulation, and group sex.

Raincoat Factor: Some people might develop calluses watching most of this one.

Overall: Currently, Pussyman’s Sexiest Ladies of Porn Vol. 1 can be found online for between $11 and $24 with several stores offering it for under $14. If you’re a fan of Celeste, Julia Ann, Lacy Rose, or Leena it’s worth the price. If not, you will be after watching their scene. If you’re a fan of Tiffany Mynx, don’t buy it as she’s not in it. Despite that and the last scene, it’s not too bad of a compilation. The DVD as a whole is also poorly done with a main menu that doesn’t work.

Note to Snatch / Samurai: Please wake up your Quality Control department if you have one. The problems with this DVD is very obvious and should have been caught.

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