Private Blockbuster 12: My StepMother is a Vampire Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  10/13/2014

Alex Conte directs MY STEP MOTHER IS A VAMPIRE (2014, Private Blockbusters-Spain) with clumsy narration moving most of the lame plot that's merely a set-up for a sequel or two. These vampires don their fangs in between the sucking and fucking of a quite attractive female cast hailing from the Czech Republic: Vicktoria Redd, Alexis Crystal, Ferrara Gomez and Gabrielle Gucci. So, settle back and enjoy the sex scenes-three with the gorgeous Gomez-but don't expect many chills from this vampire tale. Wide screen. No condoms. About an 1 hour and 40 minutes with trailers as the only extra.

Step Dad talks about how his wife Samantha ends up on the dark side as she's seen primping in her bedroom, showing her fangs in the mirror.

Cue sex scene with blonde Vicktoria Redd taking on a three dudes on a u-shaped couch configuration with a few vampire thugs looking on. Vicktoria looks great in some straight sex positions with a cock in one hand and another dick in her mouth until reverse cowgirl segues into reverse cowgirl double penetration. The thugs keep an eye on the action then attack one of her fuck buddies after the cum shots.

The attacked bald fella must now be a vampire as he's seen alone looking out into the distance but nevermind.

At the dinner table, Step Dad must deal with his Step Daughter who wants to find her Mom. Another cool tracking shot finds lovely Ferrara Gomez at the doorstep of her Step Mom's place where the two thugs let her in then tie her wrists with white drapery.

Cue another solid sex scene with the two fangless vampire thugs sucking and fucking the ever so lovely Ferrara. Brief foot play leads to fingering, blow jobs, straight sex positions and a couple of DP positions followed by cum shots on her cute boobs and shaved pussy lips.

Step Brother knows that his Step Sister is in trouble so he goes to the vampire hangout and records some of the outdoor action occurring between Ferrara and another cute Czech named Gabrielle that starts out as girl/girl action then turns into two couples sucking and fucking on this circular furniture piece.

Step Sister bites the new girl while Step Brother makes too much noise, shines too much light while recording the tryst. Step Brother makes his way back to his Dad and his girlfriend, Stella.

He's pretty beat up but he's in good enough shape to suck and fuck Alexis Crystal so cue a solid, well-lit bedroom romp with romantic music. Crystal's clothes stay on for awhile then all come off except for knee high socks as she goes through the usual straight sex paces with a cum shot on the pussy finale.

The two kiss and Step Brother shows his new fangled fangs but does not indulge in her delectable neck. Okay, so this vampire doesn't bite.

All the participants end up at a vampire party that's basically a sex orgy minus the fangs. Step Brother and Step Sister get to suck and fuck on and around a stripper pole upon a platform, which means Ferrara Gomez gets busy again. Her dress in pulled up to her shoulders, her bra loose beneath her boobs as she looks great in sexy high heels for this terrific encounter with others sucking and fucking in the back ground plus shots of Step Dad and Stella looking on. Side anal leads to a terrific facial.

While all the fangless vampires are too busy sucking and fucking, Step Dad and Stella make a run for it and get away way too easily. Step Dad vows "this is not over" as a sequel to this clumsily told tale must be in the works.

So, MY STEP MOTHER IS A VAMPIRE (2014, Private-Spain) is a pretty crummy vampire tale that sure looks great especially during the opening tracking shot with blood red titles and, of course, during the well-staged sex scenes that really are a terrific showcase for the uber lovely Ferrara Gomez.

Too bad this tale is mostly told via narration that you can access in different 4 different languages; however, the sparse dialog that remains appears to stay in English-if the Spanish language version of this flick is any indication.

Final rating is !!! outta !!!!! for this entry in the Private Blockbusters series.