Pirate Video Deluxe 14: The Splendor Of Hell Review

Reviewed by scipio  on  10/28/2001

Dir: Kovi

Cast: Angelica Bright, Anita Paris, Anne Joy, CG Summer, Christina, Michelle Wild, Monique Covet, Rita Faltoyano, Chris Charming, Franco Roccaforte, Leslie Taylor, Paul, Steve Holmes.

Extras:
Trailer, Backstage Report (usual hyperbolic stuff, but an interesting 8mins), Cast Bios: Listing all private products (female) cast members have been in. Interestingly, all are Hungarian. Photobook: A number of high-quality fullscreen stills in "step" form. Film Notes: A couple of pages of press-release-style text. Previews for: XXX 12, Perversion of Barbera, Amanda's Diary 5, Temptation of Clarisse, The Last Muse.

Language options: English, Frence, German, Spanish, Italian.
Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese.


Private's Pirate/Pirate Video DeLux lines are fetish-themed hardcore, though it varies from title to title how "fetish"-y they are. This one is very strongly themed, with the elements of fire and water, as well as meat and animals being the focus (no, not animals in -that- way).


Vignette 1, Hot Meat: Monique Covet, Michelle WIld, Angelica Bright, 2 guys. 27mins (90% sure of IDs on Michelle and Angelica)
Two guys walk around a meat-packing plant, with hunks of cow over their shoulders. There are carcasses hung up all over the place. Monique Covet, Angelica, and Michelle enter, wearing rubber/vinyl/pvc clothes, and start blowing the guys, who are still carrying half a cow each. The Blonde gives an extremely sloppy BJ, then the screwing starts. The guys take their whites off to reveal some cool-looking metallic-blue PVC/Rubber shorts and tops. No blow-by-blow this time, there's anal but no DP that I noticed, but the girls look great, the guys look good, the sex somehow manages to be both hot and well-shot, but with all of the carcasses hanging all around them, I just can't get into the scene, which is a shame.

At one pont Michelle is hung upside down by a harness attatched to her feet (just like one of the cows! get it?) and has an upside down/standing 69 with one of the guys. Eventually all three girls take individual facials, which is a real feat from one of the guys, since he comes twice in about 2mins. Angelica takes a monster facial (is that still an iafd thing?) and finally all the girls kiss.

Take down the dead-cow wallpaper and I'd give it a thumbs-way-way-up. As it stands, it depends if you can look past the decor. Unfortunately, I could not.


Vignette 2, Sex Beasts: Monique Covet, 2 girls (I think one of them is Anne Joy, but it's hard to tell through their makeup), 2 guys. 26mins
Monique in red PVC with poodle-hair, leads a guy in chains over to a cage. We see that she has a second guy on a chain, and inside the cage is a girl, not sure who and the makeup doesn't make an id any easier. When the lights come on, we see there's a second girl in anothe rcage, the guys lay on top of the cages so that the girls can BJ them through the top of their cages. We also see a bunch of stuffed animals around the set, a tiger, a fox, a hyena, a badger, a bear and others. Charming.

Eventually one of the girls gets out of her cage and gives Monique head, while the other girl is in a different cage and gets standing double- temed by the guys. A few mins later and everyone is out of their cages and it's a free-for-all with the 5 of them. One of the unnamed girls gets anal, Monique gets DPed for quite a long time, finally both guys come in Monique's face, which she drools onto the other girls' faces. Just reread my description, it sounds a lot better than it actually is. Again the sets were a distraction (though not as much), but this time the cast looked below average (as opposed to looking great in the first scene). sigh.

This scene is obviously the one where the "animal" part of the fetish thing comes into place, as in stuffed animals while the girls are caged and have wild, animalistic sex. Or that was the plan anyway...


Vignette 3, Hell Freezes Over: Monique Covet, CJ Summer, Christina, 2 guys. 25mins

CJ and Christina play on a swing wearing their fetish gear when Monique rides into the area on a handcart, wearing a long PVC dress and accompanied by two PVC-clad men. The guys have masks and one's is very reminiscent of the Wrestler known as Vader. Monique takes charge and sets Christina off to eat CJ. Some high-heel sucking happens, meanwhile a flamethrower goes off periodically in the background.

Monique gets the guys to hook her up to the swing on some sort of harness and they start on her, shortly after a clusterfuck ensues, with oral, anal, one of the guys comes on Christina's pussy after analling her, then Monique gets DPed again, the other girls go at it again and eventually both give head to the guys, who come on monique's gloves before the girls resume sucking, the girls then lick the semen off Monique's gloves. Better than the last scene.


Vignette 4, Fuck on the Water: Monique Covet, Michelle WIld, Anne Joy, 2 guys. 25mins

Monique strides through 2-inch-deep water on a set that's reminiscent of one of the silly games from the old show "It's a Knockout". This scene features the decor from the previous three scenes, plus water, so one girl is in a cage, the floor of which is immersed in water, there's some fires burning here and there, Michelle Wild is once again hung upside down by her ankles, as is another girl.

Monique wanders around and annoys the girls hanging up and in the cages, then we cut to everyone loose from their hanging-up and giving BJs to the 2 guys that have appeared from nowhere. The guys are wearing those Blue shorts again. Michelle is wearing the outfit from the front cover and looks very good here. Sex ensues. Michelle gets DPed by one of the guys and Monique with a dildo. Eventually the guys come on some swim goggoles Monique is holding over her breasts and the other two girls lick it all up.

The best scene on the DVD overall. Unless the meat-packing plant set doesn't bother you.


Well, the fact that I did not notice Rita Faltoyano, nor Anita Paris says something, as I'd have thought I'd notice either of -those- two without any trouble. I'll assume that Rita is one of the caged-animal girls, with tons of makeup but that still leaves Anita MIA..

Overall, I can't say I enjoyed watching this, some of the girls' outfits were fantastic, some average, some shite. Similarly, some of the guy's outfits looked good, and others bad. The sex was generally decent, but there was just too much happening visually in some scenes (3) while the sets were an unpleasant distraction in others (1 & 2).

If you can look past the negatives I've pointed out, of if they are not negatives to you, by all means pick this tile up. It's well-produced and the sex is what you'd expect from Private. I won't be keeping this DVD myself but I will be on the lookout for a number of the cast elsewhere..

Both the Sex and Overall ratings given above are how the DVD was for me, for the reasons above. If you're not bothered or into it, then call it a pair of 4's.

scipio