Original Wicked Woman, The Review

Running Time: 94 min.

Production Date: 1993

Director: Jim Enright

Cast: Chasey Lain, Celeste, Isis Nile, P. J. Sparxx, Sahara Sands, Beatrice Valle, Alexis DeVell, Tom Byron, Alex Sanders, Steve Hatcher, Steven St. Croix, and Woody Long

Initial Expectations: I remember watching this movie years ago and really enjoying it. I was really excited to hear that Wicked was bringing it out on DVD and I’m hoping it’s aged well.

Initial Reaction: It’s just as good as I remembered!

Who Should Watch It : Fans of Chasey Lain and anybody looking for a porno with a fun plot, creative sex, and a few stars you haven’t seen in a while

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants slightly nastier sex

Audio /Video Quality: For being almost ten years old, the feature looks and sounds great. The audio is clear and well balanced and doesn’t have any background noises. The video has a very small amount of grain, but is clear right out to the edges up until the last couple scenes. The last couples scenes has some varying lighting, and there are a few areas with excessive shadows. It also has a few colored bars that appear. It’s really too bad, since the rest of the feature looks and sounds so great.

Music: The music changes to fit each individual scene, but there’s quite a bit of classical that works very well. It’s a very nice touch that helps out the overall movie even though it is a bit on the loud side at times.

Menus: The menus are creative, classy, and most of all, fun! The only downside is that the chapter menu just lets you choose a scene by a small clip and a scene number, but it looked cool enough that I didn’t mind as much as usual.

The Feature: Chasey Lain knows things, thanks to her super smart space ship. She knows that we’re going to kill the Earth, and ourselves with it, by our treatment of it. Well, due to men’s treatment of it since men have been behind every decision since the dawn of time. Luckily her ship can send her through time, where she hopes she can change things so we can all survive.

Chasey Lain starts out going to the start of everything, and training Adam (Tom Byron) right. He’s a little bummed that he wasn’t there first and that now everybody will descend from her rather than him. To make things better, Chasey gives Tom a conciliation prize that starts with her lips wrapping around his cock. They work around with some nice oral play before Chasey becomes the first missionary as well as the first cowgirl. Tom finishes Chasey off doggie style before giving her ass a good spooge stuccoing. It’s a pretty hot scene that has some nice chemistry to it. It’s also quite a bit of fun. The only bad thing is that Chasey seems to not have noticed that Tom popped, as she keeps going as if he was still fucking her.

Next Chasey tries to help Cleopatra (Isis Nile) as Julius Caesar (Steven St. Croix) is about to invade her land. When Steven enters, he finds Isis tied up and kisses his way around her body as he unties her to conquer her region by region. In return, she shows him how many of her people tamed serpents by working on his one eyed spitting snake with her hand and mouth while giving him some great eyes. Isis moves on to let Steven fuck her from behind before taking a little more obvious control and riding him cowgirl style. She lets Steven feel like he has a little control at the end by finishing her missionary style and decorating her face. It’s a hot scene that has great chemistry.

Chasey moves up a few years to give Joan of Arc (P.J. Sparxx) a literal roll in the hay to help her gain some confidence. There’s some great animalistic passion right from the start here, and it also started out as a winner for me since both girls still had their natural bodies. They work on each other with some great heat, and don’t hold back as they throw each other around to get at the parts they want. There’s plenty of back and forth here, and the chemistry and heat the girls build up shows why many of the hottest no-holes-barred lesbian scenes have absolutely no need for toys. It also had a decent ending that didn’t feel too rushed. This was my favorite scene back when I first watched The Original Wicked Woman and I enjoyed it just as much this time. I even went back to watch this scene again as soon as I finished watching the entire movie.

Marie Antoinette (Sahara Sands) decides to stay in France rather than fleeing, and passes the time with Alex Sanders and Steve Hatcher. The men pleasure all of her naughty parts with their tongues before she does them any oral favors. Steve takes the first turn in Sahara’s oasis while she sucks Alex’s cock, and then lets Alex try out the area. Alex appears to like it so much her won’t let Steve have another turn, so while Sahara rides Alex, Steve pulls into the dryer region Sahara’s are normally better known for. She takes the double penetration with some decent energy, and moves around herself a bit rather than just letting the guys pump in her before letting them decorate her chest. It’s a very warm scene that seems to lack a little. On its own the scene might have been much better, since Chasey and P. J. in the previous scene are one heck of a tough act to follow.

Chasey gets within a century to modern day and has Mata Hari (Celeste) helps Countess Beatrice Valle romance German general Woody Long in an attempt to avert a war between Germany and France. Celeste immediately gets in the middle of things. Woody works on her pussy while she works on Beatrice’s pussy, and then starts fucking her without even needing any oral warmup. I guess I can’t blame him. The sight of Celeste has always done the same thing to me. After a little while, Beatrice feels the need for a little cock, so the girls move Woody up to the couch where they can work on his cock orally until he fucks Celeste again. It’s a very hot scene with great chemistry, but unfortunately is very badly lit. Most of the scene is covered in shadows, which makes it hard to see almost anything. You can’t even see a pop shot, which appears to be internal. Since Woody and Celeste were a real life couple, it very well might have been an internal pop but I am rather skeptical of them. Despite being a hot scene, it didn’t work as well as it might have with a different casting job. I’m not sure how the German general was supposed to fall in love with the French countess when he was constantly dipping his wick into the showgirl.

Finally, Chasey sets her sights on present day and the most influential woman there. Don’t worry, you don’t have to see Oprah or Rosie going at it. Instead it’s rock star Alexis DeVell. Chasey is also advised to take a little modern camouflage, and ends up with a new pair of knockers that are pretty tastefully done. They give each other’s implants a little attention before getting into a sixty nine and taking care of each other at the same time. It’s a fairly short scene, but it does come in a little above average. Unfortunately, it feels a little cut off.

The Original Wicked Woman is a fun fuck flick with just the right amount of cheese. It never takes itself too seriously, and throws plenty of humor throughout the entire feature. It plays with men running the world and the world the way it is as well as some of the porn trends, such as implants. The scenes are also helped out by some nice touches with the costumes and sets. The only scene that was really disappointing was Sahara’s threesome, but Chasey’s roll in the hay with P. J. Sparxx was so good that Sahara’s scene is going to be quickly forgotten. Although it does have a few problems, most of which are technical and due to the age of the feature, I really enjoyed The Original Wicked Woman, and I don’t plan on letting it get very far away for quite a while!.

Extras: Trailers are included for Crazed, Flashpoint, The Bride of Double Feature, Dream Quest, Knockout, Satyr, Vengeance, and Working Girl. Bios are included for Chasey Lain, Celeste, P. J. Sparxx, Alex Sanders, Steven St. Croix, and Isis Nile. Of course, there’s also promotional material, the Wicked Web, Wicked Casino, a commercial for the Free Speech Coalition, a company profile, and a list of Wicked’s award winning and nominated features.

Surprisingly, especially considering the age of the feature, several photo galleries are included. The production photo gallery lasts about a minute and three quarters with about four seconds per slightly fuzzy snapshot or full screen photo. The behind the scenes gallery lasts about a minute with about four seconds per fuzzy full screen photo. Star galleries are included for Chasey Lain, P. J. Sparxx, Celeste, Isis Nile, and Sahara. Each gallery includes photos from many of the star’s Wicked movies and looks much better than the main gallery. Each star gallery lasts from between about three quarters of a minute and a minute and a half.

Themes: Straight, inter-racial, lesbian, rimming (female > female and male > female), spanking, anal, group, and DP

Raincoat Factor: Medium High

Overall: Most Wicked DVDs can be found online for between $22 and $20 with most stores offering them for around $25. It’s a borderline call, but I’d recommend this one at the lower end. The movie’s fun with some well done and fairly creative sex scenes. The transfer is both great and slightly lacking, depending on the scene, and there are a few extras beyond Wicked’s standard extras for a feature of this age.

Note to Wicked: It’s great to see you bringing out your older features!

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