Orgasm, The (Penthouse) Review

Reviewed by loverboy  on  3/11/2011

Title: Orgasm
Studio: Penthouse
Director: Cash Markman
Starring: Aleska Diamond, Alanah Rae, Kayla Paige, Jessica Lynn, Samantha Ryan, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Cash Markman

If you want porn with a little storyline, here's one you might like. It's kind of a comedy/tragedy as well which makes it a bit different than the average skin flick. The male studs all have various issues, the director has to put up with their idiosynracies and the one on one sex is shot very well.

The producers incorporated the Penthouse brand nicely into the production. A production assistant is wearing a Penthouse logo hat (I want one!) and there are some Penthouse posters featured in the background of the scenes. The photogallery also looks like the pages are from the mag centerfold with logo on the side.

Scene one: Randy Spears is not happy that he has to be dressed as a clown to appear in a scene with Jessica Lynn. The scene is a bar and as Randy dances around a pole she is turned on. Yes, it is quite pathetic to watch and that is where the comedy/tragedy factor kicks in. As the sex ensues, he loses his corny outfit and it's a good straight scene with super insertion shots of mish and doggie. Spears is made fun of as washed up in this movie but in reality he still has it.

Scene two: After the above scene, Randy visits a doctor as he isn't feeling well. The doc is Mr. Unhealthy himself, bitching about his career choice and smoking the whole time he is examining Randy! After this non sex scene, we join Evan Stone and non English speaking
Aleska Diamond. Evan is upset as he was promised he could dress up as a hot dog (!) but the costume doesn't fit. He says that would have been the apex of his career! The poor guy has to settle for a bunch of balloons around a set with Aleska Diamond to fuck. Poor baby! Nice scene here as Evan wears jeans/leather chaps and Aleska has some cute pink hose on.

Scene three: Something has happened and Randy is dead but watching the action going around him (shades of "It's a Wonderful Life). Are you following this plot! Next up Evan is dressed as a banana (yes, a banana....) and Samantha Ryan cuts up some fruit before some hilarious banana dialog leads to some hot sex. When it is through, Evan says "I Am Banana Man!" Who writes this stuff!?

Scene four: Tommy Gunn and Kayla Paige in a shower/locker room scene. Tommy is bitching because he is playing a part that uses dialog that would degrade women ala Nick Manning so he wants to change it. The director appeases him. The one on one sex is predictable but shot well.

Scene five: As the movie ends, Randy is back and it looks like the above was a dream/fantasy of his as he really isn't dead after all! He gets to play the banana now and in a set with greek/roman columns and red curtains he does Alanah Rae. The closing credits have him haranguing about something.

The photography was great, looked like it could be a network broadcast show (and some of the crazy dialog mimics the lame sitcoms on the air today anyhow!). I didn't care for the music under some of the sex but I never do. I would opt for a "music off" feature if that were possible.

Extras include a great bonus scene from Pubic Enemy with Audrey Bitoni (big busted beauty) and Danny Mountain. It also has a photo gallery of the bonus scene!

Also here: photogallery, some previews for Penthouse Asian Fuckfest, Big Boob Blondes, Naughty and Nice, The Pickup Player, Kinky Sex, and Everybody Loves Audrey Bitoni.