Orgasm, The (Penthouse) Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  2/28/2011

I just got rid of the old 25” dinosaur with the combination built in DVD/VCR and upgraded to a nice new 32” Samsung with a Sony DVD player. The choices at hand are the unrated version of Hot Tub Time Machine or Penthouse’s The Orgasm. MMMMM decisions decisions! Aleska Diamond or John Cusack? Huh huh, I said Sack! We’re venturing into new ground here, now that Exile Distribution and their vast experience is teaming up with Penthouse for a higher end porn experience, and if The Orgasm is any indication of what’s to come, the porn viewing world is in for a treat. This 6 scene including bonus release runs almost 2 &1/2 hours and the focus of the release is a dream sequence from Randy Spear’s POV versus the usual girl dreaming and slutting it out through a half dozen scenes. The overall setup is that we’re on a porn set, and Randy falls asleep on the couch and dreams that he’s dead from too much porn, and as a ghost he watches the other scenes. This is a total package release; as it has hot girls, hot sex, and the icing on the cake great dialogue. There should be an AVN Award for best dialogue, and this release would be a serious contender.

Best lines of the release from Spears as a ghost:

1. “I died from porn and porn didn’t care!”
2. “That was fucking gross, Tommy Gunn just walked right through me with jizz on his dick!”

The opening scene selection menu was nice also as we have pictures of the girls shaded and their names instead of the usual windows with tiny writing underneath. The girl lights up when you select her to jump to her scene.

Onto the girls:

Jessica Lynn: Cute blonde with nice tits. Spears is dressed as a clown and does a pole dance in full clown outfit for Jessica. We run through some head, pussy eating, CG, and a standing spoon fuck, with plenty of insertion shots before Jessica takes a very nice facial of clown cum. Sex was great, but I didn’t like the BTS shots that interrupted the fucking sessions.

Aleska: A very BTS feel to this scene as we’re on a bedroom set that has plenty of balloons lying around. No balloon sex at all, but we go into some head with Aleska doing a jawbreaker, a standing spoon, RG, and standing doggy. The guy strokes it off onto Aleska’s back. Aleska keeps her stockings and heels on throughout.

Samantha Ryan: This is where the laugh out loud portion of the disk really kicks in. The guy is dressed as a banana and we have a whole sex with a banana routine. The sex is hot and we have the usual positions along with some sloppy wet head. Nice pop shot to her tongue. Best line #1 is in this scene.

Kayla Paige: More hysterical dialogue here as they do this whole Nick Manning bit. The director wants Tommy Gunn to say “Dropping Loads” when he busts. Gunn refuses saying it’s Manning’s shtick and he also feels its degrading to women. He then turns around and says, “So which bitch am I fucking?” Nice shower fuck scene with plenty of insertion shots. Kayla clearly loves sucking the guy’s cock as she does her best to take it all in her mouth. Best line #2 closes out this scene.

Alanah Rae: More Spears getting old jokes, but we peaked with the humor in 3 & 4. The sex is more of the same; hot with nice female body display and plenty of insertion shots.

Audrey Bitoni: Bonus scene from Pubic Enemy. Never seen Audrey before, which is suprising given her list of credits. Very energetic blowjob before we alternate back and forth between fucking and head as we hit RCG, doggy, and mish to close it out with a body popshot.

Pluses: Hot girls, the story line with the inside jokes about other performers, excellent body shots, great production values, insertion shots, and great dialogue. The banana sex scene was hysterical.

Minuses: The behind the scenes camera work in Jessica’s scene.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 2 for some of the humor.

Is it worth it? This is a great release. Hot sex, hot girls, and laugh out loud jokes.