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Operation: Desert Stormy Review

Wicked

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Reviewed by Sexyhard  on  10/11/2008

Operation Desert Stormy

Tits redeem a porno story.*

Expectations

Stormy has been an great spokewoman for porn, and I loved her performance in Space Nuts. (The video commentary track where she masturbates deserves to be a classic.)

Stormy has assembled an incredible cast for this movie. In addition to the Wicked girls, she has several great gonzo girls, including Jenna Haze and Eva Angelina.

Summary

The feature starts slow, but picks up. The extra sex scenes are great.

The Cast

• Stormy Daniels (F) • Nicole Sheridan (F) • Tory Lane (F) • Eva Angelina (F) • Melissa Lauren (F) • Jenna Haze (F) • Kaylani Lei (F) •
• Roxy DeVille (F) • Lorena Sanchez (F) • Austin Kincaid (F) • Audrey Bitoni (F) • Nakita Kash (F) • Veronica Rayne (F) •
• Steven St. Croix (M) • Tommy Gunn (M) • Voodoo (M) • Ron Jeremy (M) • Derrick Pierce (M) • Tony DeSergio (M) • Marcus London (M)

The Sex!!!

Stormy and Randy Spears

Titplay, cunnilingus, CG, RCG, missionary, BJ, oral cum shot, (Stormy swallows).

Is there an AVN catagory for "Best Female Performance on a Cum Shot?"

Stormy sucks and strokes Randy's hard-on until he is about to cum. At just the right moment, she brings Randy's cock to the corner of her mouth, so we can he the first spurt of man juice. Then, she takes his dick back into her mouth, so he can deposit the rest of his load in her willing orifice.

Then, she opens her mouth wide, showing Randys' spunk to the camera before she swallows it all.

Jenna Haze and Stephen St. Croix.

Handjob, BJ, standing doggie, missionary, anal RCG, oral cum shot, (Jenna Swallows).

Stephen and Jenna have a virtual reality fuck. To simulate the VR, the scene is very grainy and pixilated.

I love Jenna, but she does her best work in hardcore gonzo smut, not in couples features.

Kaylani Lei and Randy Spears.

BJ, RCG, standing doggie, cum on ass.

Kaylani has a great body, but this scene didn't rock my world.

The lighting is dark, the blowjob is only so-so, and Kaylani keeps her bra on for the RCG.

Lorenz Sanchez and Nakita Kash (with Ron Jeremy in background).

Cunnilingus, fingering, dildo (vag and anal), male masturbation.

Lorena and Nakita perform for Ron Jeremy's character, the evil Hussein.

Both girls have great bodies. Nakita has a wet pussy with full lips. Her tight asshole looks getting fucked by a glass dildo.

Roxy DeVille and Voodoo .

BJ, missionary, RCG, doggie, CG, facial.

Roxy does a great job of sucking and stroking Voodoo's long cock.

The sex starts slow, but I loved Roxy's trimmed bush and peirced clit. As the scene progresses, Roxy takes control, and the fucking gets faster.

The cum shot is great. Roxy fucks Voodoo until he is about to cum, and then she dismounts his throbbing member, and strokes him until he jizzes all over her face.

Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincaid, Eva Angelina, Veronica Rayne, Marcus London, and Tony DeSergio.

BJ, double-RCG, face-sitting, CG, cunnilingus, spooning, standing doggie, fingering, oral cum shots, cum swapping.

All of the girls in this scene have olive skin, long brown hair, and big fake tits.

The scene is very well lit, and the camera work and editing are excellent. Sometimes we are brought in close to the action, and it feels like we are engulfed in a sea of flesh, other times, the camera pulls out letting us take in the entire view.

The highlight for me was the double-RCG. The camera allows us to admire all of the hotties, while also giving us a full-frontal view of Audrey Botani and Eva Angelina getting fucked.

Melissa Lauren and Tommy Gunn

Fetishwear, cunnilingus, BJ, titfuck, RCG, missionary, Anal (missionary, doggie), oral cum shot.

This scene uses the same pixilated grainy imaging as in Jenna Haze's scene.

Melissa has huge fake boobs, and a shaved twat which is topped off with a clit that gets huge during the RCG.

Stormy and Stephen St. Croix

Kissing, titplay, cunnilingus, BJ, missionary, doggie, spooning, cum on belly.

Stormy has a set of graceful sexy curves, and a gorgeous pussy. The blowjob is beautiful, slow, and sexy.

The sex takes place in a bed, so during much of the scene, the energy of their fucking gets transferred to the mattress rather than to Stormy's boobs (except during the missionary, during which her boobs look fantastic.)

Extras

Seven Sex Scenes and More!

One of the extra sex scenes stars Stormy and Voodoo from The One.

Stormy's clit gets real hard during the RCG, and she turns in a great performance, switching between pumping Voodoo's hard cock, gyrating in circles, and letting Voodoo pound her pussy.

Voodoo gets so excited doing missionary that he suddenly pulls out, rips off the condom, and shoots a load all over her belly, even getting a drop or two on her tits.

To get more details on the extras, check out Astronight's review.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Summary

Operation Desert Stormy offers some hot sex, but it doesn't work as a comedy. War is not an inately funny topic, so it would be a challenge to make a good war-comedy, even for a team of experienced comic actors and screenwriters. Operation Desert Stormy also suffers from problems which are common among porn features.

1) The formula of...

     Sex scene -- Story scene -- Sex scene -- Story scene...

... simply doesn't work.

Viewers take a few minutes to get real horny, and just as they are really getting into it, the sex ends. They either have to fast-forward to the next sex scene, or loose their wood. Pirates resolved this problem by changing the formula to:

     Sex, sex -- Story -- Sex, sex -- Story ...

This simple change helped make it the biggest hit in the history of porn.

2) It's hard to tell a story well.

If you end a really hot sex scene, and go to a B-movie comedy, the viewers will naturally fast-forward to the next sex scene.

This problem can be resolved by creating stories that revolve around sex.

  • Top porn stars have the ability to bring sexual energy to the camera, and they can use this talent, even when they aren't fucking.
  • Sex fascinates all human beings; it certainly fascinates porn customers.
  • Sex offers great potential to explore both comedy and drama.
  • By telling stories about sex, the story will inform the sex scenes, making them even hotter. If doubt this, check out the first mother-son scene in Taboo.

If you have any comments or questions, please e-mail me.

The End!

*"Tits redeem a porno story," is an anagram. See if you can figure it out.



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