Operation: Desert Stormy Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/27/2007

Alright fans I have one of bigger productions to come out this year and it's about that time too for all the companies to put their big guns out in anticipation of the upcoming AVN awards and I don't think you need a big limb to go out on to see this one's going to grab more than it's fair share. I understand this took Stormy and co. a good long time put together, shoot, edit and now have it ready for the viewing public. Just off the bat I was impressed with the packaging which has an epic feel to it. There are 3 discs all told in this release, the movie on the first one, looks like Stormy and Steven St. Croix do a commentary track for this if you want to go back and listen to it after watching the movie. Both are such strong feature performers and I'd say too they both have great sense of humor especially Steven who can be a riot doing anything plus the movie has other strong actors such as Randy Spears, Melissa Lauren, Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Nicole Sheridan and let's not forget the man himself Ron Jeremy has a pivotal role in this production. So sit back, relax and enjoy Operation: Desert Stormy!

Stormy with Randy Spears:

The opening credits for this movie aren't to shabby either, I just noted in the Babysitters how good those were and I can say these aren't to bad either and you can't help but notice the nod to the James Bond flicks with the bubble and inside it a woman holding a gun in the now famous pose instead of a guy. Then the shot opens with Stormy and Randy starting to do the tango-- remember the Arnold movie True Lies where he does the tango, well here you get the familiar music but we won't be stopping with the dance like in the movie, nope we get some hot'n'heavy sex after they work up a sweat. Randy offers up congratulations on Rachel-that's Stormy, becoming a secret agent, but he's not her hubby who has gone bye bye but wife isn't to sad over this. So we get the two on the bed making out but before they can get real down'n'dirty they have to unload all their weapons and you get a funny site as they start discarding all their weapons which up to this point had been hidden on their person and they had lots of them, lol, makes you wonder how they got around and more importantly did that dance! Well we do get some nice breast sucking by Randy who correctly notes they are nice tits but that's an understatement, Stormy's got a fabulous rack and I just love whenever they come out to play.

Randy also moves down to dine on that juicy pussy before we move to the sex. The lightings perhaps a tad dark here but it feeds into the vibe of nightime sex in the bedroom which hey isn't lit up with C-lights all over for us to perfectly see, lol, so I wasn't to bummed out you still get more than enough of Stormy to get you to where you want to go. Now sexwise you get some fine booty shots as she rides Randy in cowgirl, even reaching back to grab her heels to help her push down even harder on his cock. An even better shot then follows with Miss Daniels in reverse cowgirl and well those titties were front and center here, those nipples were like a beacon calling out suck me, suck me and reverse has a way of doing that for me. Randy also does some great work pounding that pussy in mish with more great boobage and wait until the end when he unloads a great pop to her mouth after some good head by Stormy. She even shows off the jizz like a good gonzo girl would, then swallows it and we're off to a great start-- then she wakes up, lol, and unfortunately for her, that means hubby is still alive and you see they have quite a strained relationship as they go through their morning routines. Steven snakes the shower from Stormy who in turn snakes the last bit of milk so he can't have his cereal-- a typical marriage, lol. I can't help but think of the Mr. & Mrs. Smith movie that came out last year and wonder if we won't have a similar knock out drag out fight with the two eventually hooking up in the throws of passion, stay tuned.

Jenna Haze with Steven St. Croix:

So we get the two out the door to work and they drive off in separate directions to go to the same place, lol. They get there and oops only one spot left to park in so a resourceful Stormy dials up hubby's cell and while he's bending down to answer she does the ole slip in and he's pissed, lol, having to park 4 blocks away he says. Stormy brings brownies for the guards who do the usual checking her out and damn she's hot in that business suit with her bra diping out every so often but when Steven gets in the office finally he doesn't get the same warm greeting, in fact he sets off the detector several times leading to the full body cavity search and you'll get a chuckle when you see the gloved hand pop up just before Steven's ass is reamed-- thankfully we don't see this! Instead we're taken to Randy Spears who is holding court over some recent adventure he had in the field and when Steven does make it he's given the delicate mission of --- gettin Randy coffee but this leads to a smoking hot Jenna Haze who seems to have an obvious crush on Steven making her presence known and then taking him back to her lab where she shows off some gadgets for him-- does this make her Q for those who like the Bond flicks!! The best device has you putting on a set of goggles and you can do a combat mission virtual style or an even better use gets us to the scene where Jenna seduces Steven and hey it wouldn't take much once this sexy lady gets down to her lace lingerie for me to say ok I'm in.

Once she's got her goggles on the action gets going real good with Miss Haze soon on her knees and she's quite naughty as Steven points out giving some stellar head like only Jenna Haze can do. Some fine shots too in close as Jenna works that cock and did I mention she's got glasses on too which adds a bit for me. Not bad in the sex dept. either as Steven starts off pounding Jenna from behind and then it's a wide open shot overhead in mish. Sweet then we get some anal fun for Miss Haze and we watch reverse but alas no cowgirl-- how can you shoot a Jenna Haze scene and not include this position, oops. We do get a good pop, though, to her tongue and she gives good cleanup head. Back to reality and Steven's feeling all violated accusing this 'gadget syren' of luring him there to take advantage of him- well sign me up then for that bit of action, take full advantage please Jenna! Well we get some story advancement as Stormy wants to know why hubby was gone over an hour and she has an incling on where he was and Steven tries to play it off. Randy calls Storm into his office and lets her in on a secret mission he's about to go on, it might be his last and no one else at the agency knows about it. Randy wants our lady's help in saving the world, she is given a cell phone to guard with her life. Randy will call her at some point so she can give the bad guys a code so they'll know he is on the up and up. She is known is now to be know as Agent D, more like DD!! The interplay between Steven and Stormy is pretty good and they work through the dialogue nicely, actually Stormy's a secretary or an Administrative Assistant as she says but now she's getting to play at being a real agent and Steven gives her some grief about it and for his trouble he gets tazered!! Ok he's channeling Jim Carrey here, lol.

Somewhere in the South Pacific:

Kaylani with Randy Spears:

We catch up with Randy on his covert mission, not quite sure what it is yet but he is at a luau gathering intelligence I guess. However he's at a transgender, gay, and lesbian luau, lol. Kaylani is impressed by his call from the President calling him into service, lol, then it's time for another kind of service as Kaylani drops down to envelop his cock, funny how everyone disappeared! If you're about to go into battle for your country it's at least good that you'll be sent off with a bit of sex to tide you over. As for the fucking here we have a nice ride in reverse, then some standing doggie with P2M from Kaylani who looks very nice with the flowers wrapped around her head. Well Randy ends this short scene blasting a good pop on Kaylani's right ass cheek.

Finally the phone rings that Randy gave Stormy but alas they fight over it and it ends up in the fish tank, lol. The two muse over what might have befallen Randy. At the office the next day the troops get the bad news over Agent X aka Randy being missing and this leads to more humorous dialogue between Steven and Stormy. The suit that came down to deliver the news on Randy then wants a word in private with Stormy and like Randy she tells Steven to get her a cup of coffee repeating a funny line delivered earlier in the movie. Stormy gets another mission to wait by the fax machine and let her know the minute anything comes in. Stormy is a basketcase over this whole spy matter but she's not overplaying it. Steven stays behind and we get the first signs of making up between them as he is there to help out as they wait for something. Well the fax finally comes and it's the news Steven's been waiting for, a chance at his big mission finally but Stormy's wanting to call in backup but he's not hearing it plus he's got to bring Stormy otherwise she'll blab on him! So we get Nicole Sheridan coming out of a room with some guy she had brought back to the office, they'd overheard the conversation and he's wanting to call Washington but Nicole whips out a unique fan with spikes on the end and he's toast so I'm thinking a double agent here!! She gets on her cell and lets someone know they've got a problem. Back to Steven and Stormy who hack their way in the Jenna's tech lab so they can gear up for their secret mission. Lots of story here most of it amusing and we also see that Nicole is following the two bumblers. I mean Steven is sitting in the car with the weapons poking out so hardly hiding anything so you can tell he's not been on to many sortes. We then are told via writting word on the screen that they are now 'across the globe, to the far Middle East'.

Ron Jeremy then makes his entrance as the evil terrorist overlord-- ok was that laying it on a little thick, lol, but he's joined by Vodoo and Tommy Gunn who you might also recognize. They seem to enjoy doing a form of Jeopardy and while doing this Tommy tells Ron or Hussein as he's known here that the British are coming, that they are on to them so perhaps we'll find out just what the hell is going on. Plan A it seems is the ole take over the world scenario and if that doesn't work there is Plan B which is two hot girls hooking up for some pussy eating, I recognize Lorena Sanchez here but I'm unsure on the other girl. Ron as the evil doer has a pretty good seat for this sapphic tryst which involves some fingering and a little toy play too, guess they have such devices in the middle east! Well that was a nice distraction but we're soon drawn back to the story as Stormy and Steven arrive at the airport where they are met by a contact-- hmm who told him they were coming? So they head out to the desert to base camp and we see a suitcase fall from the jeep, wonder what was in it. So we then see Tommy Gunn using a high powered binocular to track their movement and of course he's drawn to Stormy's cleavage. He calls for agents of evil to meet them at the pass and leave no one alive. Back to the airport and it seems the other set of agents show up, the Brits, and these were the ones that were coming to actually do the mission that Steven usurped. I'm getting another Hollywood type tie in feel-- Steven and Stormy are like Chevy Chase and Dan Akroyd from Spies Like Us. So they arrive at the pass and their contact gets that tingly feeling that something is up, Stormy says something funny that nothing is there and of course the bad guys open up fire with their automatic weapons. All the shooting and no one was hit but when her favorite suitcase is ruined Stormy goes all Sigourney Weaver and stands up firing away and hits every single guy that had been shooting at them. So the little firefight over they head on to camp. We then find Tommy in the desert and he finds one of Stormy's bags that fell off and it has her cute doggie in it. Back we go the harem where Ron's holding court and it's quite amusing that an evil dictator likes to drink slushy's! Tommy arrives too and fills Ron in that these agents aren't like the others, they want you to know they're there, taunting them Tommy muses. Ron then dispatches him to interrogate a prisoner they caught, wonder who that is?

Roxy Deville with Voodoo:

Some good ole fashioned sex interrupts the story and Roxy is looking pretty good in her glittery outfit, Voodoo wants her passion and she's more than ready to share it as they kiss passionately before Roxy drops down and takes on his cock. Miss Deville is also good with the eye contact too during this bj. As for the sex I'd say reverse looked pretty good, then Voodoo eats a little snatch before resuming the fucking in doggie-- good open shot too here of Roxy's ass and she's got one nice booty to oogle. They move then to cowgirl but it's from Voodoo's perspective so we're actually looking at her tits. Hopping off we get Roxy working the pop out to her face with some cleanup too.

Back to Stormy and Steven who are now finally at basecamp and suddenly Stormy realizes a few cases of hers are missing including the one with her doggie. More amusing dialogue follows ,then we're taken to the dark desert where the other set of agents are on the move, they spot the camp where our two bumblers are staying at and as one agent watches on we get some interesting shadow usage with strong sexual overtones but it appears like Steven's shoving the weapons up inside Stormy's backside, lol. But of course the reality is far from that as we're taken inside the tent and it's actually a bag he's stuffing the weapons into but it's on the other side of Stormy's body so from outside and the opposite side it would appear much differently causing the amusing shadows. Ok so the Brits arrive at the camp and the contact who picked up our heroes earlier jumps them and everone's surprised at who's who!! After the Brits take control, lol, we get another put down for Steven as he is actually put to use by Marcus London-- getting him some tea, at least it's a step up from coffee!! Stormy comes up with the idea of using the nerve gas to knock those guys out so they can go to the palace and save the day. Back to Tommy who is interrogating the prisoner they captured and it turns out to be Stormy's dog, hehe. Ron comes in and he dismisses Tommy and like any good evil dictator goes gaga over the pup. Back to our hero's who strike out but first need to make sure the Brits don't hamper their efforts so the nerve gas is used and out go the lights for those two so off to the palace we go. Their contact drops them off and he seems to know the exact location of the map they're looking for, in the office in a desk drawer. Using a device they detect the laser beams guarding the entrace and then we get another hollywood movie tie in as Stormy goes all Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment sliding underneath giving us a great booty shot and Steven enjoyed that as did we all. So the alarm is turned off and they're in the office, now to find the map. Stormy finds the map but then knocks over a vase causing the alarm to go off so a hasty exit they must make and we'ret treated to more gunfire as they make their escape. Of course no one can shoot straight and they get away, back to the camp the brits wake up and just as the are we get everyone up in arms Stormy taser's Marcus putting him in his place. The map's turned over so the Brits can do their thing. Time for a training montage and the music that plays is eerily similar to Eye of the Tiger, lol. Ok the brits will go get Hussein while Steven and Stormy will go disarm the weapon-- can't wait to see them do that, lol. While looking for Ron they stumble into the harem where all the ladies are hanging out--hmmm wonder if they have time for a quickie!! So we have several girls here and I recognized Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincaid and Eva Angelina among the bevy of beauties. We get some shared knob polishing along with some good old fashioned sex, some good looking reverse is shot with some intermitent g/g play too. Nicely Audrey takes one of the pops to her mouth doing cleanup then swapping with Eva who then spits it onto Audrey's tits licking it up all over again! Austin takes the other load and we get more swapping, now it's time to save the day!

We catch up with Steven and Stormy on their way to disarm the weapon but first they must make it past some hostiles so this leads to more funny dialogue as they discuss who gets to fire the big rocket launcher. As Stormy flatters him so she can use it he prematurely shoots it, of course, it's not at the bad guys but instead the rocket goes backwards hitting near their jeep, lol. This alerts the hostiles who come charging out after this disturbance. Well we go airborne then as Nicole Sheridan decides to return to the story and we watch her jump out of a plane, I wonder if she really did this herself, it would be cool if she did. The music that's playing seems awful Bondian to me but she's a bad guy, hehe. She lands and meets up with the jeep driven by the baddies. Well the next shot shows that our hero's were captured so how do they get out of this mess, of course it involves some more comedy. Well the two finally have a heart to heart that doesn't backfire into an argument, then they get interrupted by Tommy and Nicole-- they see that it's their collegue who's turned on them for money of course. So now let's check back in with the brits! They're thinking up a plan to get past the guards and get Hussein, it's one of the harem girls who has the idea. We go back to Steven and Stormy who finally free themselves and share a passionate kiss. Stormy's to create a diversion while Steven disarms the bomb. Going back to the other agents the plan to get them past the guards has them dressed as fresh new concubines but before they can get Ron guards interrupt and a firefight ensues so Ron is able to slink away.

Melissa Lauren with Tommy Gunn:

Story interruption time as we get Tommy back at his pad unloading the bag which had some of the weapon goodies they took from Jenna's lab. Tommy finds the goggles that Steven wore when he had his vivid fantasy with Jenna and we get a new girl for him, though, it's Melissa Lauren and she is shown in a few outfits and Tommy beckons her over. Melissa assumes control of the situation as only she can. Tommy is allowed to go down on Miss Lauren and he's good tickling both holes with his tongue. I see Melissa has her new tits in this scene too, looking pretty good there girl. Melissa then works her magic on Tommy's cock first with her mouth, then with her pussy and ass. She takes a pretty good pop to her mouth to finish the scene.

We go back to the story which has Steven reading up, the book how to disassemble a nuclear bomb!! He comes upon Stormy who's distracting the guards by doing some kind of dancing and they're carrying around a ghetto blaster, lol. Now they get after the bomb but alas Tommy interrupts and he's kicking ass pretty good when Steven gets tossed the fishing vest but of course we know it has magical properties which make him super strong so Tommy's soon out of the picture, then Nicole reappears knocking Steven out from behind leaving only her and Stormy. Out comes of fan of death she used back in the states and in a great play Stormy uses the taser to electrocute Nicole as her fan had gotten caught in some metal. So we get Steven and Stormy in the throws of passion and she inadvertently sets off the bomb shooting it hight into space. Steve was able to get the nuclear stuff out and in a good development Stormy hacks in and changes the coordinates to where it's going making it land on the palace but the brits are still inside. The rocket didn't fully destroy itself landing right on Ron's Jewels, hehe.

Stormy with Steven St. Croix:

Ok we're at the point where all the dangling plot points are resolved, like Randy wasn't dead, nursed back to health by Kaylini, The Brits are there to offer up their congrats and then Steven and Stormy are allowed to make their exit so perhaps some action will take place between them and sure enough we get them in bed and Steven starts off kissing Stormy, moving down her tits and finally nestled between her thighs he eats her pussy. The lighting's real good here too as we watch Stormy engulfing his cock. Some good solid vag sex leads to a big blast off on her belly. As they cuddle in the afterglow you hear the cell ringing with their latest mission and they chuckle as the Bondian music pipes in.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Ok there is two discs of extras for this and for such a big flick I'd expect no less. This second disc is called the Bad and it's got three sections to check out. The first has several goodies under it's heading including some BTS on this movie, an Operation Desert Slappy Cartoon which offers up several funny outcomes so check it out and laugh your ass off!! You can also check in with the Harem girls from Roxy to Veronica Rayne to Austin, Audrey so yeah watch these lovely ladies in full dress! You also have bloopers and a casting call as several starlets audition for roles in the movie. There are several more extras here and I urge you give them all a look, this is indeed an epic picture and the extras only serve to enforce that with sex scene galleries, BTS gallery, star galleries. Going to the third disc we get some real meaty extras including bonus scenes along with some fun time with Ron Jeremy and there are interviews with both Stormy and Steven who really did carry this picture with their great energy. I can't get over the sheer amount of extra material, fucking A fans this totally is off the charts especially adding in the scenes on top of the sex we already got to see. This is a total must have for any Stormy fan and I think any other feature this year will be hard pressed to top the extras included on this release. Well done Stormy and I hope you enjoy some time off now, you have certainly earned it with this excellent release.