Official Flava of Love Parody Review

"Yea, BOne, what you got for me, bra?"

"Some old shit, The Flava of Love Parody."

"Could they afford a decent clock?"

"Nah, he wears a cheap ass clock but he's surrounded by some nice ass hos like Jada Fire, Sara Sloane, Misty Stone and Meagan Vaughn."

"Oooooooo, yea, bra, I like them bitches; let me at that DVD."

(The following is rapper T. Pity's rapping review of director Dwayne Dane's FLAVA OF LOVE PARODY made by Black Ice in 2010)

It's a Flava Fav parody but here's the scoop;
the dude more acts and sounds like that Lion named Snoop

Hos on the steps when Flavor Saver stops by;
they make quickie comments about how they so fly

Snoop Flava says a few bitches have really got to go;
the chicks act like they give a shit about the heave-ho

Out by the pool, them bitches fightin' again;
Snoopy Flavor says he's bring some pardners in

A camera man stops by catching Alexandria on the couch;
hey, it's that Wesley Pipes sucking pussy with his big mouth

He talks his usual shit and fucks her pussy;
the thick white girl spreads wide and ain't too fussy

A cream pie finish and Wesley's flown;
cut to Flava Sava on the couch all alone

"You like that Flavor Saver" he says to a dick sucking ho;
he comes in Angela's mouth then she gotta go

Meagan on the phone and hos fightin' in the kitchen;
Mark Anthony carries Misty away to stop her bitchin'

To a bedroom they go; it's time for some fucking,
she undoes his drawers and starts a sucking

Atop a pink bed spread, sleek and slender Misty Stone;
rolls around on the covers riding Anthony's bone

Cut to hos at the oven cooking some wienies;
Flavor gets rids of Misty for being a meanie

Busty blonde Sara's here for the camera so she gets naked in bed;
a dude quickly sticks his dick in her pussy forgoes giving head

More sucking and fucking in a different room;
cut to Flavor Saver eliminating another girly goon

He sends home Sara a recount she demands;
cut to two others more sucking and fucking at hand

Meagan, she looks fine riding his cock;
somewhere Saver's chest goes tick-tock, tick tock

It's time for Jada's momma, Jada says her and Flava click;
big momma gets mad but Jada still gets his prick

On a couch, Flavor takes off his Viking horns;
when his pants drop down, a porn stud is born

Jada kneels in the couch to suck his prick;
Flava slaps her ass so chocolaty and thick

Straight sex positions are the order of the day;
he drops a cum shot on her boobs let's out a "flavor save!"

2 1/2 hours of this shit, the hos never used no toys;
and why didn't Flavor let out a real good "yeaaaa, boyyyyyys!"

A BTS a few other extras, it all don't last long;
give FLAVA OF LOVE PARODY a !! and T. Pity be gone.