Not the Bradys XXX Review

Synopsis
The mad mind of Will ( Freedom ) Ryder concocts this kooky send-up of a beloved TV sitcom that sports 3 hot babes....no, NOT the 'Waltons', and no, NOT 'Petticoat Junction'...shit, I forget the name . Anyways, Aurora Snow, & Leah Luv are in it, so's Hillary Scott...well, whatEVER the obscure TV show they're parody-ing, i'm sure with those lovelies, it'll be entertaining . Onto da ( you SURE it ain't Petticoat Junction ??? Mmmmm, Meredith McRae !!!! ) sex .

Scene 1
Jasmine Byrne with Mikey Butders...aka 'Bobby'. All Vaginal . Foreplay, mutual oral, missionary, p2m/oral, cowgirl, doggy . Reverse cowgirl....Bobby, err. Butders bathes Ms Byrne's face with his baby batter .

Scene 2
Leah Luv....aka 'Cindy' with Kurt Lockwood....as 'Kurt Lockwood'. All Vaginal . Mutual oral ( Braces on 'Cindy' !!!), reverse cowgirl, p2m/oral ( oww ?) . Cowgirl, missionary, p2m/mouthfuck( gasp ! ), doggy dicking . Leah enjoys a tonguefull of Lockwood's liquid love .

Scene 3
Aurora Snow...aka 'Jan' with Tee Real. All vaginal . Outdoors blanket boink . Foreplay, mutual oral, missionary, spoon schtuppage, reverse cowgirl, p2m/oral . Cowgirl, doggy.....Aurora's tongue gets a taste of penis protein . Post-pop oral weenie love .

Scene 4
Veronique Vega and Paulina James with James Deen....aka 'Peter'. All Vaginal . Double oral weenie love, reverse cowgirl for Veronique, who licks Paulina's punani . Turns cowgirl rideage, p2ms' Veronique & Paulina, standing cowgirl for Veronique . Doggy with Veronique....Deen sprays his dick droppings onto Veronique & Paulina's purty faces . Post-pop double oral weenie love .

Scene 5
Alana Evans and Mike Horner....aka 'Mr & Mrs B'. All Vaginal . Foreplay, mutual oral, missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy . Alana, err. Mrs B enjoys a stroked-sperm sundae . Hey, did you know Mrs B has implants ? Who knew !!!!

Scene 6
Hillary Scott...aka 'Marsha' with Benjamin Brat...aka'Greg'. All Vaginal . Holy Kirdy Stevens !! What in the blue hell is going ON here ?! Foreplay, pussy fingerage & mouth fuckage, oral weenie love . RCG rideage, p2m/oral, cowgirl, butt-high doggy....Marsha, err. Hillary takes a reluctant face-full of sweet, slippery sperm .

The DVD
Where to start ? The look...sets/clothing is period perfect, awesome . The sound/music ? Sheeet. Nailed it . Even the scene ending bumper music is dead-on...I guarantee you'll have the scene background music riff spinning in your' head days later....dee dee dee dee. da dee dee dee dee . Make it STOP ! The extras ? Simply some of the best i've ever encountered on a disk . Interviews with Hillary, Aurora, & Alana . Trailers/Slideshow . Interviews w/Director & Producers of " NOT " Two seperate sections of BTS Footage . A vignette on the making of the soundtrack.....Romeo rules !

Summary
Quite good . Exceptionally good, in fact . The sex here is all vaginal, all the time...but I kinda understand that, see back in the 70's, you couldnt show anal sex on network TV . Some inspired stunt-casting here : Legend Lynn Lemay as 'Alice', also Ron Jeremy as 'Sam the Butcher', and Lu Bricate' as 'Uncle Lu' nearly steals the movie ! Kudos to Mr Ryder for taking what could've been a real cheezy & contrived, fast-buck gimmick concept of a movie...yet instead, ends up being a skillfully done, whip-cracking sharp, entertaining & loving homage to a beloved 70's generation TV treasure . Fucking hell ! Now, Mr Ryder....I know you gots a hard-on for Britney/Lindsay spoofs, but lemme tell ya about this idea I got for a re-make....see, ya gots 3 sisters, they live in the sticks/boonies, they bathe in a water tower...ones' a brunette, anudda's a blond........ peace, barrettman .