Lust, Will & Testament Review

Lust, Will And Testament

VCA

Feature, Couples

Starring: Tawny Roberts, Ava Vincent, Cherie, Juliana Kincaid, Sin Nye Lang, Marty Romano, Don Fernando, Rick Roberts, Herschel Savage, Dick Nasty, and Dino Bravo

Directed By:Wit Maverick

Running Time:Feature: 83 minutes, Total: 94 minutes

RATINGS

Feature:9.15

Extras:8.65

Sex:7.63

TOTAL:8.48

Compliance Statement

FEATURE

The menus are super cheesy. OOne cool thing about the VCA titles I have seen is the Wall To Wall feature, which just plays the sex scenes, making repeated viewing more enjoyable. This movie has the steriotypical porn audio problems, low volume dialogue, high volume sex. All of the scenes are broken down into separate mini chapters which I like. The plot and acting are both terrible but since it has the Wall To Wall feature I am not taking off any points. This movie has three scenes with Tawny, and Juliana is super hot too so if you are a fan of these women I would recomend it. The remaining two scenes should be skipped over though. The only thing that really detracts from this film is the over abundence of close ups and bad camera angles. I "enjoyed myself" several times before the end though so it can't be all that bad, I would consider it a keeper if purchased for under $20.

SCENE 1: Ava Vincent

Dick Nasty and Don Fernando double up on Ava. This scene comes out of nowhere, the movie goes from dialogue to the middle of a sex scene in a second. Ava is dressed in a nurses uniform. She is a sexy blonde with small breasts. Ava is very pretty but her ass and thighs are a little overweight for my tastes, if you prefer women with a little more junk in the trunk then add one to her rating.

BJ & Standing Doggie: She is blowing the seated Don while Dick fucks her from behind. There are some sloppy suction sounds coming from her BJ. The camera angles aren't great. This is a very long segment and Ava's attention is extremely focused on the cock in front of her, but the lack of good camera angles leaves me unimpressed. She tit fucks Don, or at least tries.

Reverse Cowgirl: Now Don Fernando's cock tastes of her pussy. Her performance is good but the camera work just ain't workin.

Cunnilingus & Missionary: Dick goes down on her and fingers her muff. I hope they filmed this before the sex because latex kooch tastes nasty. After chowing box Dick fucks her hard in missionary. After a minute or two she starts blowing Don. Dick nuts on her stomach, then she sucks Don to a climax on her tits.

Ava:7

Scene:5.5

SCENE 2: Juliana Kincaid

Tawny's husband, Herschel Savage, is cheating on her with Juliana, a prostitute. She is wearing a black bra and garter, very sexy. Juliana is a brown haired vixxen with and incredible body to go along with a beautiful face. Her boobs are a little bigger than medium sized and look fake. This scene starts off great but the camera work hurts it before the end.

Cunnilingus: He pulls off her thong and puts his face in her puss. She pulls her bra down to get at her breasts. He pushes her legs back to her chest and lifts her pussy to his mouth.

BJ: They kiss passionately before she drops to her knees and gives him a very sexy blowjob. She slowly engulfs his cock with her tongue and then flicks her tongue across the tip.

Cowgirl: This starts with a close up of her wet pussy being penetrated slowly, and that is about all you get.

Reverse Cowgirl: She sits up on his weiner with her hands on his chest, and bounces. Then she rides him with her feet up on his thighs. There are a few shaky shots in this very hot segment.

Doggie: Her face is down on the bed while he inserts his cock over and over. There are too many close ups. Then he strokes a mini-wad onto her tits.

Juliana:9

Scene:8

SCENE 3: Sin Nye Lang

Sin fucks Marty Romano, her husband's brother, outside on a motorcycle. She is a big titty asianwith an average face. They stay farely clothed, her fake titties aren't unleashed until well into the scene.

Cunnilingus: She is laying on his motorcycle while he licks her clam. She is way too loud, what is she going to build up to? He robot fucks her with his thumb.

BJ: The scene goes totally silent when she has a cock in her mouth. There are some extreme close ups which I am not fond of.

Reverse Cowgirl: His dick is barely in her before the constant wailing ensues. He is condom free and she is still wearing her bra.

Doggie: More of the same, too many close ups and otherwise bad camera angles. She says she is cumming, then jacks him off.

Sin:6

Scene:4

SCENE 4: Tawny

Tawny is also in The Sleaze Show. They pull over and Rick Roberts tells the driver to take a smoke break. They bone outside, on and around the car.

Cunnilingus: She is on top of the car, naked, so he eats her out and finger fucks her. This is very sexy but short.

BJ: She blows him fast, hard, and deep, very hot.

Standing Doggie: Her shaved twat is very wet as he hammers it. Her ass cheeks are reddened by the pounding. Too short.

Missionary: She is on the trunk with legs spread wide and he taxes the hell out of her. Too many close ups. There are a lot of insertions toward the end, after which he cums on her pussy, rubbing it with his cock.

Tawny:9.5

Scene:9

SCENE 5: Tawny & Cherie

Cherie is also in Fast Forward. There isn't much setup for this scene, just sex. Tawny and Cherie tag team Dino Bravo in a bedroom, somehow Cherie looks a little less hot than in Fast Forward.

BJ & Cunnilingus: Cherie is loud right of the bat, talking dirty while sucking cock and getting her ass licked by Tawny. Cherie is on her hands and knees, she swallows dick in this very sloppy sucking. The chorus of moans from the ladies makes up for the ever errant camera angles.

Doggie & Cunnilingus: Tawny gets tongued while Dino bones Cherie. Cherie uses her lower lip to perfection.

Missionary: Dino fucks Tawny while Cherie plays with her boobs. Tawny and Cherie kiss, then Dino unloads onto Tawny's tummy. Cherie licks up his semen, awesome.

Tawny:9.5

Cherie:7

Scene:7.75

SCENE 6: Tawny & Ava

After finding out the maid, and daughter, of the old guy gets the inheritance Tawny and Ava decide to make the best of things, together, in the bathroom, with their tongues.

Cunnilingus & Dildo: Ava sucks the standing Tawny's clit, she has a nice long tongue. Tawny sits on the counter and the camera angles are much better. Then they switch places and Ava gets tongued. Tawny licks everywhere that is wet and pink. Then Ava uses a blown glass dildo with a big mushroom head on Tawny. This thing reminds me of long days smoking pot on the water, but it makes Tawny cum.

Tawny:9.5

Ava:7.5

Scene:9

EXTRAS

Photo Gallery: These are full screen images from the movie. You can fast forward.

Internet: Standard VCA website add.

Trailers: There are three trailers. The Ozporns looks funny as hell, with sexy women. The only drawback is there are two DPs. This is one of the few films I would probably buy based on the preview alone. The Sopornos 4 is next and it looks good. Last up is Double O Blonde which looks very good.

Bios: I don't know what these are here for, they just show the woman's name and allow you to jump to her scene.

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