Lust, Will & Testament Review

Running Time: 82 min.

Production Date: 12 / 2002

Director: Wit Maverick

Cast: Tawny Roberts, Ava Vincent, Juliana Kinkaid, Sin Nye Lang, Cherie, Marty Romano, Don Fernando, Rick Roberts, Herschel Savage, Dick Nasty, and Dino Bravo in sexual roles and Robert Martin and Kitty Rizzo in non-sex roles

Initial Expectations: I know that Wit Maverick cares a lot about the movies he makes. Although they might not always work for me, knowing how much he cares about his movies always gives me hope going into them. This one is no different!

Initial Reaction: It’s a nice little porno diversion.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some light porn

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything nasty or highly artistic

Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies from cut to cut. Some of it is very clear and well balanced, while in some other cuts all you can hear is one person’s breathing. Luckily there isn’t much that isn’t well balanced, but there are a few background noises that normally you don’t hear. I’m not sure, but some of the background noises might have been added in editing. They’re very quiet in the background, and seem to almost suite the locations, such as a quiet plane overhead and birds singing during an outdoor fuck. The video, however, is pretty darn good. It’s well lit and free of grain, but the camera often gets in a little too close for my tastes.

Music: There’s very little music in the movie. What music there is seemed very familiar, but was nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.

Menus: Okay, the main menu is unanimated and has that annoying VCA music that haunts me in my dreams, but I love this one! It looks like somebody had a lot of fun with all the menus here, and it’s enough to give me a great first impression for the DVD despite the lack of animation and music. As usual, the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the leading lady in each scene.

The Feature: Realizing he doesn’t have much time left, Robert Martin has his lawyer Dick Nasty call all of his living relatives to his home. He realizes they all want him dead so they can get at his money, and wants to give them one last chance to earn it by showing him a little respect. He wants them to show him respect by following the one rule he’s always had for the house, no sex. As he sees it, if he can’t fuck in his house, then nobody should be able to.

Nurse Ava Vincent starts out with the very appropriately named Dick Nasty at one end and Don Fernando at the other. Dick fucks her while she sucks and titty-fucks Don, and mixes up some slow sliding and pussy pounding as he works her over. Thankfully Dick disappears as Ava rides Don, but he reappears to eat Ava and fuck her one more time before popping on her stomach. Ava sucks Don a bit more and finally decorates Ava’s great tits to finish things up. It’s a pretty good scene. There’s nice chemistry and energy, but the camera work often focused a bit much on close-ups for my tastes.

Herschel Savage gets busy with sister-in-law Juliana Kincaid next. She resists at first, but quickly gives in as he starts kissing her nipples and works his way down to her snatch. Juliana lets Herschel eat her pussy before she drops down to give him some great looking head with excellent eyes. Herschel moves on to work Juliana through both cowgirls and a little doggie before popping on her tits. It’s a pretty hot scene, despite having a few odd close-ups. Juliana really looks to get into the scene, and her bright eyes help this scene to climb a little higher than it might have otherwise.

Oriental Sin Nye Lang gets it on with biker brother-in-law Marty Romano to screw over her husband. They exchange oral favors before Marty works Sin Nye through a few of the regular positions. She finally finishes things off stroking Marty into her mouth. This scene did next to nothing for me, and was easily the worst scene in the feature. Sin Nye looked like she faked almost the entire scene to the point that my dick started to go limp watching it.

Tawny and Ricky Roberts sneak away for a little action for the fourth scene. Tawny hops onto the hood of his limo so he can have easy access for warming up her bald beaver. She gets down to suck his cock and balls in return before he bones her in a few of the common positions and finally pops on her pussy. It’s a pretty good scene, and as usual, Tawny and Ricky get into each other as well as a married couple should.

Tawny Roberts joins Cherie and Dino Bravo in the penultimate scene. She licks Cherie’s ass and pussy while Cherie sucks Dino’s dick. Cherie returns the favor as Dino bones her from behind, and then moves up to kiss and talk dirty to Tawny as Dino gives her a turn. Finally, Dino pops on Tawny’s stomach and lets Cherie lick it up. It’s a very hot scene with great chemistry, and the best scene in the movie. Dino seems a little out of it, but Cherie and Tawny work so well together that his basically being left out of the scene isn’t really that noticeable.

Finally, Tawny Roberts gets busy with Ava Vincent. Ava starts things off spanking and tonguing Tawny’s clam. Tawny returns the favor for Ava, and then lets Ava finish her off with an artistic glass dildo. It’s a hot scene with nice chemistry, but it seemed a little limited as there’s basically only one position throughout the entire scene.

Lust Will and Testament is a nice piece of fluff porn. There’s a story, but it pretty much just sets up the scenes. There’s a little substance here and there, as well as a little humor, and most importantly, it never seems to try and take itself for something more than what it is. The sex is also pretty good. There’s decent chemistry in most of the scenes, as well as nice energy. There’s nothing nasty here, such as anal, but the couple group scenes add some nice variety to the movie. Lust Will and Testament is a decent porn rental and something Tawny Roberts’ fans will definitely want to check out.

Extras: Trailers are included for Double O Blonde, Sopornos 4, and The Ozporns (a DVD I highly recommend), all of which contain Tawny Roberts. Bios are included for Tawny Roberts, Ava Vincent, and Juliana Kincaid, each of which includes a little personal information, a few stills, and a link to the star’s scene. The photo gallery lasts just over two and a quarter minute, with about seven seconds per very nice looking full screen photo. Finally, there’s internet and contact information.

Themes: Straight, group, tit-fucking, spanking, inter-racial, group, rimming (female > female), lesbian, and toys

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: All but between Ricky and Tawny Roberts

Overall: Currently, most of VCA’s DVDs can be found online for between $18 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. That seems a little high for what you get here. The story is pretty standard, but the sex is pretty good. The transfer is also pretty good, but does have a few minor problems. Sadly, there isn’t much worth mentioning for extras.

Note to VCA: It’s great to see you working so hard to maintain day and date releases, but I think many of us would be willing to wait a week or two for some decent extras.

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