Lex The Impaler 5 Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  3/22/2010

Without sounding too gay here, I’ve never been a big fan of Lexington Steele as I find that his cock is too big. I prefer smaller cocks that still fit into the category of a BBC. What I’m referencing is that sometimes the girl just doesn’t know what to do with Lex’s pork sword and can get little more than the very end in their mouth. That being said, I picked this up to check out current favorite babe Andy San Dimas tasting chocolate ice cream Eva doing an I/R anal. For me everything else about this 2 disk, 6 scenes, and 3 + hours Impaler extravaganza is all gravy. Onto the girls.

Andy San Dimas/Juelz Ventura: I’m so in love with Andy right now that it really wouldn’t take much for me to give her high marks even if she phoned it in. Well, I’m pleased to say that she definitely doesn’t phone it in as this scene is a very scorching almost 45 minutes long that is definitely a very strong lead in for the rest of the collection. The girl’s scene includes a little girl on girl between Andy and Juelz. After some double oral weenie love by the girls, Andy steps up to the plate and takes Lex from behind while standing. Not one to sit idly by, Juelz moves to the front and uses her tongue to help ease Lex’s meat stick into Andy. When it’s time for Juelz to go for a ride, I love how Andy looks doing some PTOGM and making sure she completely experiences both Lex and Juelz at the same time. Very nice shot from below of Lex sliding into Juelz as Andy licks both of them. Lex pulls out and strokes it off, shooting up at Juelz’ pussy and ass. Gravity results in most of the hot cum landing on Andy’s face and mouth region. She licks Juelz’ neither region clean and also a little that hit the floor. Close out with some very hot cummy kisses by the girls and I needed a breather. This is a very hot scene that was completely pushed over the top by Andy. Not to say that Juelz and Lex weren’t there, but Andy is what made this for me. Only complaint would be Lex cumming upwards instead of having Juelz laid on her back and then stroking it off onto her pussy, ass, and most importantly Andy’s face and mouth. I guess I’m asking too much if my big porn complaint of the day is not enough cum on Andy’s face. Very hot scene with very hot girls.

Eva Angelina: Do I really need to say anything? We all know who she is and what she’s all about. Evidently, she’s never worked with Lex before. We get her usual top notch performance that includes excellent body display, cocksucking, PTM, CG. RCG, and then (insert trumpets sounding here), Lex goes between the cheeks. We hit the top anal positions of doggy, CG, and RCG, with breaks for A2M. Very hot. Lex slides his man meat between Eva’s breastessess before making a deposit to her face. Another killer scene which combined with the opener and Andy makes this a must have for fans of these girls and the series.

McKenzie Lee: Honestly, no idea who this English girl is, but this won’t be her first anal, but it does look to be her first I/R. Nice two hand B/J with ball play before we hit the standard regular positions before moving into several anal shots that allow for nice body display, gapes, A2M, CG, and Dog. We close out a very hot and nasty scene from an unknown girl to me with the popshot and cleanup.
Definite breather time after 3 scorching scenes; but wait, we’re only half finished as we move to disk two.

Taylor Wayne: Blast from the past time as Taylor continues her storied career with what looks to be only her second I/R on film, the first being back in 94. After the setup, Taylor looks great giving that Super Huge BBC head before moving into some CG with PTM which then leads to Taylor on her back taking a rather nice Lex Load on her lips. Great opening to disk 2.

Tori Black: AVN Performer of the Year comes across Lex blindfolded and tied up and goes to work on him with her hands and mouth. Personally, I’m not a big fan of Tori but she does look great in doggy and doggy anal before take a nice batch of penis paste to her face.

Katie Kox: Never seen her before, or if I did, I don’t remember her. Cute Blonde but with some of the other girls here, Katie gets lost in the crowd with her scene that includes Lex fucking her melons. Doggy style on a glass table and we close out with another nice sized facial.

Pluses: Andy, Juelz, Eva, Tori. Hot sex in all the scenes with nice facials.

Minuses: Only Lex in each scene, but I guess that’s what you get in starring vehicle such as this.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 7 for the BBC action including PTOGM, A2M, and nice facials, but mainly for Andy licking Juelz clean after the popshot.

Is it worth it? It’s worth a purchase for the 1st two scenes alone. Everything else is just gravy.