Lex The Impaler 5 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  3/18/2010

Alright fans it's March Madness time baby!! But as you know with this porn reviewer there is also time to check out some hotties playing another kind of ball! These ladies here all are on hand to tackle one of porns biggest challenges, the Man of Steele, Lexington Steele that is! Some are doing it for the first time, we have anal but most of all we have a long schlong that will test the limits of each young lady thrust before it. On to a few highlights.

Andy San Dimas & Juelz Ventura:

Ok we start off with a little two girl party for Lex, I'm sure he was down for that.The scene opens with a door through which Andy and Juelz enter. The ladies are wearing nice outfits, easy to get out of! The girls play a little with each other first, Andy kissing Juelz's tits through the mesh top but the girls are here for something else, not that pleasuring each other wouldn't be fun. They find Lex waiting and the scene moves to include that cock-- it was funny seeing Lex slip it between Juelz's thighs appearing as if she had a well hung cock and Andy sucks him off this way. The always fun shared bj is also worked in, Jules with a perfect side/ close view for this. Alright looks like the g/g play will continue too, Juelz licking around Andy's ass as Lex feeds her his cock. Who's first up to take him on, it's Miss San Dimas in a standing/ doggie. The train develops then with Juelz going in front so Andy can munch on her cookie- talk about getting the best at both ends. Some P2OGM too when Juelz goes riding in cowgirl. The girls had real good energy here too trading off Lex's cock, tasting the others juices-- speaking of those we get an awesome pussy quivering orgasm from Andy in mish towards the end. So after nearly 44 minutes we have Lex pulling out of Juelz's pussy and letting the load fall down around Andy's face/ some on the ass which she licks up and the ladies kiss. Way to get this one off to a strong start.

Eva Angelina:

Well our next young lady up is one who is very familiar to most avid porn viewers. Eva is up for pretty much anything and Lex's big member will be a challenge but one she's easily up for. A smiling Eva greets us and Jules. The camera starts off on it's journey checking her out and the two talk about the scene. After 7 years in the biz she's taking Lex on for the first time, hard to believe it. We do work those tits out while they're chatting and she tweeks the nipples a couple times, very suckable they are. Eva's also blessed with one fantastic ass which we get a chance to admire up close and personal. So Lex arrives and says hello to Eva with a boob kiss! The greeting then extends down between her silky thighs as Lex laps up that pussy, I do believe Eva was purring quite nicely here. Ok no early bj, no lets test that pussy out and Eva's up for it as it's mish to begin. After some good pounding he pulls out and allows Eva to sit up for P2M cleaning. Cowgirl and doggie were nice but then she gets crazy riding in reverse, grinding on his dick. More P2M and then it's time as we see Lex ease into her ass-- mish here with Eva pushing up on her upper back so her ass is lifted up. Doggie anal was good as well, the open shot perfectly captures that cock filling her booty. I was hoping and yes we do see cowgirl anal plus add in A2M from Eva so she's going all out here. There is reverse anal also, some titty fucking and finally blast off time to Eva pretty face. I'd say for a first scene they did great and hopefully it won't be 7 years until they work again together.

McKenzie Lee:

So we close out the first disc with McKenzie who made a return to the jizz biz last year. Miss Lee's top is mesh so those large tits are already showing through and she's good with the squeezing and shaking plus you add in the English accent which is kick ass. Jules enjoys a couple minutes here with just the two of them. His camera drinks in this English beauty from ass to tits and she's got black heel boots on too but excuse me she's spreading her ass at the moment! Mac enjoys some good ass fingering too and she's a nasty tart licking those fingers clean. Lex moves in as we see them in the living room, it's pouring rain outside as the windows allow us to see. McKenzie's drops down to the assumed position and gets both hands wrapped around that cock as she starts in, balls too! The two work a couple vag positions first but this time the anal's pretty early as Lex slips in the backdoor from the front, lol, in mish. The first real good impale shot then comes as he bangs that ass doggiestyle and there's an impressive gape too- closes quick but damn it was big. For some reason the impaling part seemed more here for me, good shots of this in cowgirl and again in doggie. A little more A2M from McKenzie towards the end and she receives a blast to close it with cleanup. Now on to disc two, we have a few more beauties to enjoy.

Taylor Wane:

We open the second disc with another first and I didn't know but this will be Taylor's first interracial action in her long and storied career. Well if you're gonna go for a first time you can't go wrong with Lex being your first Taylor. Ahh we're going with the tried and true Maid's outfit for this noe. Taylor's quite fetching in her fetish gear, boobs trying to burst out and she has on nice long black mesh stockings. The white skirt if you can call it that as there wasn't much there moves easily enough so we see some of that ass as Taylor uses the feather duster to clean herself off. No talking here which was surprising, Jules keeps quiet and follows Taylor around. Lex finally arrives and he gets a feel for his 'subject', nice drop down to licking her pussy with Jules working a ground shot for that view. They move to a bigger room where Taylor gets that dick out and you wouldn't know it's her first interracial as she engulfs him and does a fine job slurping up that cock. Taylor works in a few dirty talk words and Lex gets another taste of that pussy before laying pipe to it. Sexwise you have cowgirl both seated and standing, mish and some P2M too from Taylor with ball sucking. So we have a mish finish and then pop time with Lex exploding on Taylor's face, good facial!

Tori Black:

Alright up next is Tori who had a great month of January winning the AVN Performer of the Year and now she's taking on Lex, again! Well I just watched her do an anal scene with him the other day so now here's a second chance. Great red latex outfit she has on, the ass is uncovered so we get a fine shot of it. Tori's working the eyes too and what's she doing with a riding crop in her hand!! Ahh I see as she starts down the stairs that Lex is blindfolded and tied up. Tori's got a toy and is gonna have some fun. Lex 'fights' to get free. Strange I actually heard Jules say turn around, guess someone missed an edit, lol. We get more of Tori's ass and Jules works in a nice ground shot of said booty. Ok Toris' not all bad and works that cock out, easing it into her mouth. Not sure why she looked up as Lex was still blindfolded. Tori lets him dangle there for a little longer as she works that dick over, jerking and sucking. Ok that is removed and then it made perfect sense for Tori to look up as she still gave Lex's cock some luvin. Then the binds are removed and we can unleash Lex. Some standing fucking, the long red latex skirt's removed and this gave both some freedom of movement as Lex keeps the doggie show going. Now for the anal we have Tori lying on her side, ass facing out to us and he eases in, the pumping increasing in intensity as he goes. Doggie anal was good too, Jules gets a shot over his shoulder looking down, very good. Of course cowgirl anal rocked, nice ass cheekage and Lex saved up another good one as he paints Tori's face with several good ropes, cleanup also.

Katie Kox:

One final scene and it's with Katie who I just watched the other day. She walks up wearing an outfit that looks quite easy to get out of, those are the best for porn! Jules lets her in and ok she's here for an interview- for what I wonder. Jules lets it out early this interview will involve those bewbs and I imagine a few other things too. We follow Katie into the dining room where she has a seat. The interview starts and she's not even sure what the job entails. Well the job will utilize all her assets, lol. Ok she we get her to reveal the bra which is nice and lacey. Lex then joins to help and he gets a firm grip on those massive tata's. Katie is allowed to stay seated as Lex's dick is worked out, some slapping onto her cleavage followed by Katie's mouth wrapping itself around him. Finally the tits are taken out and Lex can properly titty fuck this woman, damn those are gorgeous bewbs. Katie then fingers herself for a bit leading to Lex bending her over the top of the glass table and slippin inside doggiestyle. You also have some good pumping in mish and we get yet one more big facial for the girl to close it out.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

So there you have it, one more time Lex unleashes the monster and the girls are all over it! The very first scene with Juelz Ventura and Andy San Dimas was quite good and then on side two I'd give Tori Black high marks for taking Lex up her booty. Eva was Eva so she rocked and for a first timer Taylor seemed quite at ease working such a big dick. McKenzie Lee and that accent, great to see both again and we had Katie Kox and those massive titties doing a good job bringing us home. Now for extras you have the pops repeated, there are pics to enjoy and yes there is some BTS as well, over 20 minutes so enjoy at your leisure. Was this the best volume, you can decide, the action very good, the girls all hot and we get a sprinkling of anal in half the scenes so well worth a rental and a purchase isn't a bad idea if you've been keeping up with the series.