Let's Get Fucked "Please!" Review

Reviewed by VictoriO  on  1/24/2002

Let's Get Fucked, Please (1999)
Director: Joey Silvera
Starring: Jazmine, Jewel De'nyle, Venus, Chantay, Jewel Valmont, Heaven Leigh, Joey Silvera, Nacho Vidal, Mr. Marcus, Vince Voyeur, Jake Steed, Caroline Cage, John Stagliano & John Leslie
Special Features: Chapters (21), Fetish Menu, Photo Galleria (22) & Websites
Company: Evil Angel/All Blew Shirts

*~Highly Recommended by BIGmike~*
(I rented this DVD from BIGmike for me to watch/review)

-I never cared a whole lot about Joey Silvera's films. Yes, many are good, but some are really weak like Service Animals 3, Please 7 and a few others. My favorite ones are Please 8 & Favorite Big Ass Asian All Stars. Service Animals 1 was good, but it was really weak in many departments. It could have been automatic A+, especially with Monica Sweetheart's scene, but 2 scenes messed it up for the entire film. Not only that, there wasn't enough butt sex. Anyway, I wanted to see this one for a while. Jewel De'nyle looks so different on the cover that I didn't recognize her at one point until I saw the name Jewel De'nyle. Let's go onto this film!

-Scene 1: Opening/ Convention/ Jazmine, Nacho Vidal & Joey Silvera
We see Nacho, Jazmine, Joey, John Leslie & Stagliano at a XXX movie convention. Nyah, I think this is one of the very first movies that Jazmine starred in. This movie came out in January 1999. This was before she made performances in Buttman movies (Buttman & Rocco's Brazilian Butt Fest, Buttman's Anal Divas, etc...). Really, really nice way to begin. We also see other hot females showing off their hot bodies like Caroline Cage (Buttman's Anal Show), etc... Jazmine, Nacho & Joey go to a secluded room where Nacho fingers/eats her pussy like a hungry Australian wilderbeast! See, between Nacho & Rocco... I can't say which is better. Both are very, very good with the females. Then again, Nacho is rough without being too nasty, like Rocco. Soon, her ass gets fingered, shown off a bit & she blows on Nacho's bird. They get peeped at by others. So, she talks to Leslie for a bit, then her & Nacho go elsewhere so they can finish what they started. She gets her puss stuffed in multi-positions. Later on, she blows on Nacho more before feeling on Joey's bird & sucks on it. She gets fucked up the ass as she's bent over & slobbing on a mirror. Jazmine always smoked! Jazmine gapes a few times. Position changes to reverse cowgirl & as Nacho takes her ass, she looks like she's gonna cry & in pain! What's it with her slobbing on the mirror like this? Nacho cums in her mouth, on her face & under her nose. She shows off her ass more before she goes & take a leak. Excellent, burning scene!

-Scene 2: Jewel De'nyle & Joey Silvera
Jewel looks so much different in year. Possibly, because she's younger than she's now. Look at this ass on her in this scene here! She puts on some ridiculous bondage outfit on & puts a baby looking gown over it also wearing some short shorts. Playing with her chestbumps. She blows on Joey & soon, they both go to a kitchen where Jewel becomes dominant (smacking him & handcuffing him to a fridge). Jewel sits over the kitchen sink, pouring soap & water all over her puss, washing it along with her asshole! Whoa, buddy guy! We even see her pissing! This is too much (judging by the color of her piss...someone doesn't drink a lot of water)! She sits on Joey & placing him into her. Although there may not be anal in here, the sex is really, really hot here! Jewel always burns just like Jazmine! Soon, they move to another room before Jewel spits out the handcuff key out of her mouth, he crawls, picks it up off floor & whatnot. He eats her out. Goes back into her puss, his bird. Be careful, the sex is falling downhill a bit (the hotness & the energy). This is until she rides him in reverse cowgirl & she rams a vibrator up her ass! She does this as she rides Joey in cowgirl, as well! Later, Joey cums on Jewel's face! Man, this was hot as shit without any anal. This reminded me of how hot Buttwoman vs. Buttwoman was (the scenes with no anal)! Excellent, burning scene!

-Scene 3: Venus & Mr. Marcus
While Venus was new at the time, we see her here. She's a hottie who has a crush on Mr. Marcus (a Black guy who most females like). What's with these ridiculous shorts she's wearing (crotchless). Soon, Mr. Marcus steps in, they kiss, she rubs on his corn dog & blows on it. With the shorts still on, Marcus eats our Venus. Wetting her up & fingering her. Later, she rides him in reverse cowgirl, then cowgirl. It all looks good in cowgirl. The sex is pretty quiet here. She blows him off some more, she takes off tose terrible shorts (about time) & Marcus nails her up more in missionary on a couch. Later, he takes her from behind, standing (great). He squirts. Good scene without the real sex (anal sex).

-Scene 4: Jewel Valmont, Heaven Leigh & Vince Voyeur
Jewel Valmont is sexy! She & Vince kiss & plays 'pussy peek-a-boo' as Heaven watches. Heaven is noticable but not as sexy as Jewel Valmont! Jewel blows on Vince. Soon, Heaven blows on his dirt devil. Vince takes Jewel's puss (standing pilediver). Later, we see these 2 hot asses go upstairs to another room as Heaven pulls Jewel by her hair! Jewel rides Vince in reverse cowgirl. Although Heaven does have a nice ass here, she's still not as hot as Jewel. Jewel's ass gets smacked red as Heaven blows on Vince. The 2 females kiss before Vince slides up her hershey highway. As her butt gets poked, she moans & licks on Heaven's tits. Heaven rides on Vince in reverse cowgirl. Soon, she gets it up the butt, too. She sticks a dildo in her puss as her ass gets poked up in reverse cowgirl. Nyah, Vince cums on both faces. Good scene!

-Scene 5: Chantay & Jake Steed
Chantay is so, so sexy! Big boy Jake Steed shows up. He & Chantay kiss, he grabs on her ass as her panties are down halfway & she has a dress on. Chantay's ass looks nice. She blows on Jake but his big steel can hardly fit in her mouth. The sex begins as Jake takes her puss & pounds her like a drum in multi-positions. Unfortunately, there's no anal for her. Yet, the sex was good & just seeing Chantay is great. She is a hottie!

BOTTOM LINE: Many people overlook this. Pick this the fuck up. Although it's not all anal, it's all great & it's all hot sex. It's all beautiful females! This is one of Joey's 2 greatest films besides Please 8! But be careful. The DVD has bad menu/feature quality just like the other early Evil Angel features. Although it was released on DVD in 2001, the menu quality is bad (although I love the neon color) just like the grainy picture quality & such. It's not as bad as the earlier Evil Angel DVDs because the picture quality is superb just like the sound & other things. So, be sure to add it to your list of wants & must-sees! Every female is sexy but sexually, and in this movie, Jazmine, Chantay & Jewel De'nyle sparks! I wish Evil Angel kept making dual covers (dirty side & clean side). I love the clean covers!

The Film: A+
The DVD: B+

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