Let's Get Fucked "Please!" Review

Running Time: 139 min.

Production Date: 1 / 18 / 1999

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Jewel De’Nyle, Jewel Valmont, Venus, Heaven, Chantay, Jassmine, Nacho Vidal, Vince Voyeur, Mr. Marcus, Jake Steed, and Joey Silvera

Initial Expectations: Evil Angel puts together some top notch DVDs and Let’s Get Fucked... “Please”! won quite a few gonzo awards, so I’ve got high expectations for it.

Initial Reaction: It’s great gonzo. Heck, it’s good enough that it could be named after several other Muppets too.

Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video quality lives up to the typical high standards one has come to expect from Evil Angel. You can hear everything when Joey’s shooting at the convention which makes some of the dialogue a little hard to hear but not too much. The video is very clear and I didn’t notice any flaws.

Music: None

Review: Please! contains five unrelated scenes by Joey Silvera. In the past, Joey has always been somebody who’s okay. I’d neither look for him nor avoid him. As a director, however, I’m going to be looking for more from him.

Please! opens with Jazmine and Nacho Vidal taking in an adult convention. Of course, things end up at the Evil Angel area, where we immediately see John Stagliano checking out asses. Before long, Nacho and Jazmine are in Stagliano’s booth where Nacho gets a blowjob while Joey rubs Jazmine’s pussy. There’s also quite a bit of spanking and an appearance by a shocked Stagliano who can’t quite believe Joey’s using his booth for his people to get busy in! You know right away that this isn’t going to be a wimpy porn movie where you feel the cast is holding back. After a bit they head back to the hotel room, but not before Joey and Jazmine talk to John Leslie.

At the hotel room Nacho and Jazmine pick things up right where they left off in front of a mirrored wall. After fucking her a little while Nacho takes off claiming that he likes her too much to finish. Joey isn’t going to let the scene end this way to he keeps it going with Jazmine until Nacho realizes what he’s missing. After he fucks Jazmine’s ass a little while she starts to cum. Man oh man does she cum. Chloe’s got some competition going with this one. While Nacho fucks her from behind, Jazmine spits on the mirror and licks it off several times. She also kisses her reflection. This girl really gets into her scenes! After Nacho gives her face a little decoration Jazmine heads off to the bathroom to relieve herself which Joey also captures on camera. I’ve never been much of a fan of pissing, but it actually worked here. You could almost feel how much pressure Nacho was building up in her and it balanced off the end of the scene as both Nacho and Jazmine ended up relieving pressure.

Jewel De’Nyle heads the next scene which Joey gets the luck (well, maybe luck isn’t the right word since he gets to pick who fucks who as director) of fucking. After a little bit of prep for the scene, Jewel shows off in front of the piano before sucking on Joey’s pole. She quickly heads into the kitchen where she finds a pair of handcuffs. When Joey arrives, she slaps him around a bit and then handcuffs him to the refrigerator before giving him a little more head. He doesn’t get much before Jewel washes her naughty bits in the sink and also pisses mixing her dark yellow stream with the white water stream. The pissing didn’t work as well here for me, but it didn’t detract much from the scene either. She goes back to give Joey a bit of a handjob before she starts to fuck him. Joey’s a little worried as the chair’s about to break, so Jewel hops off and starts to leave without giving him the key. She finally spits it at him as she heads back to the piano. Joey makes his way out to the Jewel and continues to fuck her before she breaks out a vibrator to fuck her ass while he fucks her pussy. It’s a very hot scene and one that shows why so many people start drooling at the mere mention of Jewel’s name.

Venus takes on Mr. Marcus in the third scene starting off in a white button down shirt and a black PVC skirt and crotchless panties, which stay on for most of the scene. This scene was a little bit of a let down after the first couple scenes. There’s no anal and it isn’t nearly as intense. That doesn’t mean that it’s a bad scene. After two scenes with golden showers and anal, I didn’t expect a scene like this. In any other feature it probably would have been one of the top scenes.

Jewel Valmont and Heaven Leigh show Vince Voyeur a thing or two in the next scene. Jewel has a jacket on over some white lingerie and looks really hot while Heaven has a dress on. Vince plays with Jewel’s pussy a little while Heaven watches from behind. She takes off her dress to reveal her pierced nipples and navel and black fetishwear. She also has her hair dyed a dark brown. There’s some nice dichotomy between the girls colors. Jewel’s white makes her seem innocent while Heaven’s black fetishwear makes her seem like the bad girl which is only reinforced by her piercings. At Vince’s beckoning she comes around and joining Jewel in sucking off Vince before he fucks Jewel. After a little while Heaven pulls Jewel by the hair and guides her upstairs, where Vince follows to fuck Jewel some more. Finally Heaven gets to join in a little bit by having Jewel eat her pussy as Vince fucks her. It only gets better as Vince gets a little piece of Heaven. After he fucks her a little bit Heaven pulls out a large studded vibe that she fucks her pussy with as Vince goes to town on her ass before finishing with a good double facial. As a group scene there’s a few problems but most of it is my taste. I like to see everybody doing everybody in a group scene and Heaven seemed left out for most of the scene. She made the most of her action time, however, and the scene ended up being pretty good in the end.

Finally, Joey interviews Chantay, a brunette with a natural body. The interview feels like she’s just saying what Joey wants her to, but nobody’s watching this for an interview. Jake Steed shows up to take care of his part of the scene and things take off. I normally like Jake but he really seemed to have an attitude in this scene. The entire time he looked like somebody pissed in his morning coffee. Who knows. Maybe somebody held his coffee cup out when Jewel De’Nyle or Jazmine were taking care of some of their urges earlier. The attitude would have been okay if it would have fit in. Sadly, it doesn’t and Jake ended up looking like a jerk. Chantay, however, seemed almost too nice. She’s kind of shy and I’m sure many men will have fantasies about her for a long time as she’s also very aggressive sexually. She kneads Jake’s balls like crazy while getting fucked. She seems almost insatiable. It’s a good scene to end Please! with before the dreaded “To Be Continued....”.

There’s not much that one can complain about in Please! It’s not for everybody, as it’s very hardcore and many people are turned off by peeing. Surprisingly, it also gives a great balance of scenes between group, anal, and straight vaginal sex. My only complaint would be some of hearing Joey comment on the scenes. He doesn’t have much of a variety in what he says. It’s just things like “Great!”, “Wow!”, or “Incredible!”. This really annoyed me until I thought about it for about two seconds and realized that he’s right. The scenes are incredible and there’s only so many words one can use to describe it and the head that’s doing most of the thinking around these scenes probably doesn’t know that many words.

Extras: The manual photo gallery contains 22 snapshots which are slightly grainy. As with all of Evil Angel’s releases I’ve seen, both the fetish menu, which allows you to skip to whatever action you’d like to see, and the chapter menu break the scenes down by stars. It’s a great little detail and something I wish more studios would do. Also, the cover is double sided with one hardcore and one softcore.

Themes: Straight, public sex, anal, toys, group, inter-racial, spanking, rimming (male > female), spitting, peeing, light bondage, toe-ing, DP (toy), and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Overall: Currently, Please! can be found online for between $23.50 and $25. If you’re looking for a hot feature with a little different hardcore sex and not wanting to worry about a plot, this is for you and $25 should be considered cheap. If you’re turned off by things like slightly rougher sex, light bondage, and peeing, you might want to rent it first. The picture is great but the audio sometimes captures a little too much. Sadly, there aren’t many extras.

Note to Evil Angel: In the future, please try to get Joey to record a commentary such as John has done in his Buttman movies. It’s the only thing missing from this DVD.

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