Kung Fu Beauty Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  9/28/2010

Vividfest visits the world of martial arts with Kung Fu Beauty, a 6 scene including bonus, 2 + hour trip to the orient, or for those in the know, the San Fernando Valley. The box cover gives this description; “AJ and her husband Scott have been on the run from a notorious underground gang for years. They finally think they can live a normal life until the gang catches up to them and kills AJ's husband Scott. Devastated, AJ returns to her roots as a trained ninja and goes after the killers. With ninja like moves, she is able to fuck... and fuck up every gangster she meets. See acclaimed director B. Skow brings his tease-and-please style to a sweeping story with AJ Bailey, in Kung Fu Beauty, she's taking all comers... and taking no prisoners.” I’ll skip over the actual plot of the disk as it involves AJ in and out of black pajamas playing with a samurai sword.

As is the case with most Vivid features, the star does the heaving lifting by starring in 50% of the scenes, and this is no different, as AJ is in 3 of the 5 main feature scenes.

AJ Bailey: Do I need to say anything more? I mean really? She’s hot, she passed the “Tight” test in AJ Bailey is Tight, and she also won a Nobel Prize for her work in The AJ Bailey Experiment. That being said, you know she’s a Beauty here, with or without the Kung Fu. Anyway, the first scene is with her soon to be dead hubby that has AJ really getting off in mish before she takes a messy load to her mouth. Great start to the release. Her next scene, another spirited M/F has a great pile driver shot (Huh????? For a minute I thought I was in a Max movie as we rarely see that outside of Max), but I digress. Anyway, the amusing part of this is that the guy delivers the baby batter to AJ’s body in what appears to be a real cumshot versus the extensive pencil sharpening we normally see. AJ’s last scene to close things out has her taking on two of her captors in a very hot MFM. My only question here is; What looks better than a cumshot to AJ Bailey’s face? “I’ll take 2 cumshots to the face for $800, Alex.” AJ wears two messy batches of ball butter on her face that also drips down onto her tits. Excellent closer to the disk.

Isis Taylor: This ethnic beauty kept up her end of the contract by delivering a top notch performance for the camera. Unfortunately, IMHO, the guy she was paired up with was a little out of his league this time around. Nice body display from Isis overall, and we end with a baby batter blast to her bush. Nice cowgirl performance by Isis, but the guy just couldn’t keep up with her.

Dylan Rider: I have no idea who this is, and she definitely gets lost in the shadows of AJ’s two scorching M/F scenes. She takes a shot to her pussy to close out her scene.

Kiara Diane: A cute younger girl who has a slightly less than 50 credits under her belt. Her scene could have easily been included in the main feature as she takes a nice facial after an energetic fucking with excellent body display.

Pluses: AJ’s messy facials after hot fucking. Isis putting a fuck down on her guy. Kiara Diane is definitely worth a future look.

Minuses: Isis’s guy not being able to keep up with her. Dylan gets lost in the crowd.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 3 for the messy face factor of AJ.

Is it worth it? MMMMM, let me think! AJ takes 3 cumshots to her face over the course of 2 scenes, some of which drips onto her tits. Isis showing her guy how to fuck, Kiara Diane in the bonus. Now that I’ve had time to think about it, It’s so worth it