Kung Fu Beauty Review
Vivid
Studio: Vivid
Category: Comedy , Feature film
Directed by: B. Skow
Starring: Billy Glide, Denis Marti, Clarke Kent, Scott Nails, Dylan Ryder, AJ Bailey, Johnny Sins, Isis Taylor, Bill Bailey
Released on: 5/24/2010
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Reviewed by fu_q on 7/18/2010
Quotes of the Movie:
“I gave you everything. I gave you my mind. I gave you my devotion. Now, I’ll give you my body.”—A.J. Bailey exclaims to her former master (Johnny Sins) in the lead-in to Scene Three.
“I’m the cock whisperer.”—A.J. Bailey notes in her BTS interview as she explains to the interviewer her uncanny ability to get along with even the meanest of male porn performers.
Review:
“Kung Fu Beauty” is a very good production from B. Skow and Vivid that features A.J. Bailey as a former ninja / assassin whose past ultimately catches up with her in a big way. Going along with this theme, the costumes and settings that are employed are quite good, and the effects that are utilized are on the fun / cool side…though they’re certainly not horribly high-tech. In terms of the storyline, it’s decent and so is the acting—not the greatest but certainly good enough to frame the sex nicely. And, of course, the sex is nice.
Speaking of which, A.J. takes the meat katana in three of the feature’s five scenes. In Scene One, she gets it from Scott Nails (playing the role of her significant other) in the couple’s living room. This very good sequence involves some hot reverse-cowgirl and missionary-like action as its highlights and ends in a messy facial for A.J.—nice! Scene Three brings A.J. and her former master (played by Johnny Sins) together on an outdoor couch at his dojo. While all of the sex is very good, the pile-driving that A.J. takes is definitely the coolest—at least visual-wise. The money-shot here lands on A.J.’s lotus flower and tummy—hot! A.J.’s—and the disc’s—grand finale involves a boy-boy-girl sequence with a couple of the bad-guys (Clarke Kent and Bill Bailey) in their lair (Scene Five). This one starts off with A.J. tied up and getting a little bit of finger and blowjob action in before convincing the “gentlemen” that she would be a better lay if she were let loose. Fortunately, villains are always so predictably moronic—and horny—so they let her free. From here, the double-blowjob work and the vaginal-oral combinations that ensue really flesh out this very good segment. The festivities then come to a close with consecutive pop-shots—one to A.J.’s face and chest and the other only to her face, giving the viewer some hot and nasty stuff!
Two other actresses also have scenes in this movie—Dylan Ryder and ADT’s own, Isis Taylor. Dylan has a steamy romp with a fellow guard (Denis Marti) on some stone stairs at the dojo in Scene Two. The blowjob and hand-job work here are noteworthy, as are the standing rear-entry and reverse-cowgirl positionings. The pop-shot is delivered to Dylan’s pussy to finish this very good encounter off. In Scene Four, the evil mastermind (Billy Glide) and his female companion (Isis Taylor) knock boots in Glide’s bedroom back at his lair. Another very good sequence, this one features some nice bouncing cowgirl riding on Isis’ part as its high point and closes out with a cum-shot to her bush, followed up by a bit of cum-play and tasting. As always, Isis rocks!
Some other items should also be mentioned. The much maligned advertisements play when the disc is inserted, but these can be skipped by hitting the “Menu” button on the remote. The Vivid website watermark is still present in this production at the bottom of the screen. As always, this doesn’t make much difference, though it would be better if it were absent. The film clocks in at over the 2 hour mark—which is a reasonably good length—not too long and not too short. The camerawork here is great, and the settings and costuming—as noted previously—are nicely realistic.
In terms of bonus materials and other options, there is some nice extra material presented here. One finds a “Photo Gallery”—which puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production—as well as a “Previews” section—which gives a choice of four Vivid trailers. Also present are a “Vivid Extras” option—which plays through various Vivid-related advertisements—and a “Behind the Scenes” featurette that is both lengthy and informative. Finally, there is a “Deleted Scene”—a boy-girl sequence featuring Kiara Diane and Michael Pacino. This ends up being a very good, all-vaginal sequence (over 20 minutes in length) that closes out with a facial and some oral cock clean-off. Despite some minor focus issues here and there, this is a great addition!
Overall, this disc is very good and worthy of a watch. This is particularly true for fans of B. Skow, A.J. Bailey, ninjas, and / or fun fuck flicks with a bit of a plot. Check it out.
“I gave you everything. I gave you my mind. I gave you my devotion. Now, I’ll give you my body.”—A.J. Bailey exclaims to her former master (Johnny Sins) in the lead-in to Scene Three.
“I’m the cock whisperer.”—A.J. Bailey notes in her BTS interview as she explains to the interviewer her uncanny ability to get along with even the meanest of male porn performers.
Review:
“Kung Fu Beauty” is a very good production from B. Skow and Vivid that features A.J. Bailey as a former ninja / assassin whose past ultimately catches up with her in a big way. Going along with this theme, the costumes and settings that are employed are quite good, and the effects that are utilized are on the fun / cool side…though they’re certainly not horribly high-tech. In terms of the storyline, it’s decent and so is the acting—not the greatest but certainly good enough to frame the sex nicely. And, of course, the sex is nice.
Speaking of which, A.J. takes the meat katana in three of the feature’s five scenes. In Scene One, she gets it from Scott Nails (playing the role of her significant other) in the couple’s living room. This very good sequence involves some hot reverse-cowgirl and missionary-like action as its highlights and ends in a messy facial for A.J.—nice! Scene Three brings A.J. and her former master (played by Johnny Sins) together on an outdoor couch at his dojo. While all of the sex is very good, the pile-driving that A.J. takes is definitely the coolest—at least visual-wise. The money-shot here lands on A.J.’s lotus flower and tummy—hot! A.J.’s—and the disc’s—grand finale involves a boy-boy-girl sequence with a couple of the bad-guys (Clarke Kent and Bill Bailey) in their lair (Scene Five). This one starts off with A.J. tied up and getting a little bit of finger and blowjob action in before convincing the “gentlemen” that she would be a better lay if she were let loose. Fortunately, villains are always so predictably moronic—and horny—so they let her free. From here, the double-blowjob work and the vaginal-oral combinations that ensue really flesh out this very good segment. The festivities then come to a close with consecutive pop-shots—one to A.J.’s face and chest and the other only to her face, giving the viewer some hot and nasty stuff!
Two other actresses also have scenes in this movie—Dylan Ryder and ADT’s own, Isis Taylor. Dylan has a steamy romp with a fellow guard (Denis Marti) on some stone stairs at the dojo in Scene Two. The blowjob and hand-job work here are noteworthy, as are the standing rear-entry and reverse-cowgirl positionings. The pop-shot is delivered to Dylan’s pussy to finish this very good encounter off. In Scene Four, the evil mastermind (Billy Glide) and his female companion (Isis Taylor) knock boots in Glide’s bedroom back at his lair. Another very good sequence, this one features some nice bouncing cowgirl riding on Isis’ part as its high point and closes out with a cum-shot to her bush, followed up by a bit of cum-play and tasting. As always, Isis rocks!
Some other items should also be mentioned. The much maligned advertisements play when the disc is inserted, but these can be skipped by hitting the “Menu” button on the remote. The Vivid website watermark is still present in this production at the bottom of the screen. As always, this doesn’t make much difference, though it would be better if it were absent. The film clocks in at over the 2 hour mark—which is a reasonably good length—not too long and not too short. The camerawork here is great, and the settings and costuming—as noted previously—are nicely realistic.
In terms of bonus materials and other options, there is some nice extra material presented here. One finds a “Photo Gallery”—which puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production—as well as a “Previews” section—which gives a choice of four Vivid trailers. Also present are a “Vivid Extras” option—which plays through various Vivid-related advertisements—and a “Behind the Scenes” featurette that is both lengthy and informative. Finally, there is a “Deleted Scene”—a boy-girl sequence featuring Kiara Diane and Michael Pacino. This ends up being a very good, all-vaginal sequence (over 20 minutes in length) that closes out with a facial and some oral cock clean-off. Despite some minor focus issues here and there, this is a great addition!
Overall, this disc is very good and worthy of a watch. This is particularly true for fans of B. Skow, A.J. Bailey, ninjas, and / or fun fuck flicks with a bit of a plot. Check it out.
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