Godfather XXX: A Dreamzone Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  1/28/2013

Greetings porn fans. I wanted to say a few words about a parody I checked out recently. It was based on one of the most iconic films of the last 40 years approx. I'm talking about The Godfather and I imagine a majority of porn viewers have seen this classic film several times. I myself bought the Coppola Blu-Ray trilogy earlier in 2012- great deal on Amazon, lol. So I've seen it fairly recently but if you've not seen the parody yet they have made changes to the story though you still get several classic scenes played out. Basically the change made is the family name from Corleone to Whoreleone and the family business is now porn and not Olive oil. This parody is also geared towards a comedic take on the story rather than the dramatic version you are used to. I was a little apprehensive at first knowing this was how the story was going to be portrayed but those fears quickly melted away as the producers of this show had an obvious love for the original source material but just wanted to have a little fun with how they told the story. The characters also had slight alterations to their names giving them the porn slant such as Sollozzo becoming Slutzo- April O'Neil gets this role. The main character of Michael is played by Tommy Pistol who I've seen do dramatic roles really well and was pleased to see him do a comedic role and pull it off-- he's definitely a go to guy if you're looking for a solid character actor who can also pull of a good sex scene. As for the Don himself they bring in noted non sex character actor Peter O'Tool who does a nice job with the Brando imitation. They skip a lot of characters too but they do keep Kay as a love interest for Michael and that role went to Kagney Linn Karter. But let's hit some of the sex scenes that fill up this story.

Bridgette B:

If you have seen the Godfather you know how it begins at the wedding of the Don's daughter but in this parody it is not a wedding but a release party for her wedding sex tape! As you know there was some action at the party sex wise and that leads to Bridgette B playing one of the bridesmaids that Sonny portrayed here by Michael Vegas banging out one in the upstairs bedroom. Some very nice boobage in this scene with Bridgette. Afterwards we get a short bit with Michael and Kay at the party and she spots Luca Brasi practicing out loud speaking to the Don and Tommy delivers a funny line rather than the serious one you might be familiar with in the movie. It works here and gives you a laugh.

Jessie Andrews:

The movie then goes into the Don's office where Jessie is and she is portraying the famous star role but in this show it's a porn star rather than a singer. She wants a role in a big porno but the producer doesn't think she has the right stuff for the part so she begs the Dong as he's called here for some help. Of course he's going to make an offer he can't refuse! This translates to the famous scene where the guy wakes up in bed but rather than a bloody severed horses head under his sheets he has a whores head and thankfully her full body. Jessie herself is the offer and delivers a very nice and long blow job to Mr. Pete who pops off to her open mouth with some clean up-- I think she got the part!

Veruca James:

Another bit of Godfather story then comes in when the family receives a message concerning one of their soldiers, Luca, who is played by Anthony Rosano. Rather than a fish the get a bra which is a Sicilian message that he sleeps with the bitches! Or in this case his wife played by Veruca. A good scene that ends with a pop on her ass which is scooped up by Veruca who licks those fingers clean.

April O'Neil:

They gloss over the Don being shot just giving you a newspaper shot with the headline. This leads to Michael offering to go and sit with Pop and he soon returns all beat up-- a missing scene which he, Michael Vegas and Tom talk about while looking to the camera. Tommy Pistol as Michael then makes the suggestion about the meet with Slutzo and we head off to the Italian restaurant where Michael soon asks to take a piss but instead of returning with a gun it's a rubber dildo that he slaps the cops head with prompting him to fall down and then it's just Tommy and April. There is some fun with the dildo before that is set aside and Tommy eats her out a bit and we get some fantastic shots of April's gorgeous natural rack in reverse and she does some fine oral as well. The pop graces those terrific tata's. Tommy then grabs the dildo one last time and slaps her head so she too takes the fall, lol. In the Godfather this leads to Michael heading off to Sicily but hey they are on a tight budget so it's off to a hotel that has Sicily in it's title and they show a nice painting in his hotel room which shows a nice scenic shot presumably of an Italian city.

Kagney Linn Karter:

Before we hit the final scene we get the offing of Sonny and it was quite funny. He shows up at a where house to get his cut of the money but instead gets plugged about 50 times by a single gunman who just kept shooting and Michael Vegas kept moving his arms every few seconds. The story returns then to the Michael/Kay angle and Tommy has returned from the no tell Motel to reunite with his love Kay. They have a pretty good scene to close it out showing off Kagney's hot bod and we close out with the credits.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

I have to say the initial apprehension was quickly gone once I started watching this show. It was a funny take on the classic film but not one that made fun of it. They took several iconic scene and changed them just enough to give it a porn flavor. Tommy was funny as Michael and Peter in his limited role as the Don gave a solid performance. The music for this project was very good and will definitely have you thinking of the score from the Hollywood production. Even the opening credits and ending credits show a nod to the original film so big time kudos on both those counts. The sex was good especially the last two scenes with April and Kagney. There is a second disc with features that go on for over an hour including behind the scenes and several cast interviews-- Kagney, April, Tommy, Anthony and Peter come to mind for this. You also get a non sex version of the film to watch if you wish. If you love the Godfather and want to see a porn version this is well checking out. It doesn't offer the dramatic slant of the original but the comedic take was very good and should offer a good time to anyone watching.