Freakaholics 3 Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  1/19/2009

Alexander De Voe directs FREAKAHOLICS 3 (2008, Jules Jordan Video) by shooting in HD a quintet of scenes with a half-dozen beautiful African American women performing in a variety of straight-sex positions. Disc one is a trio of loooong scenes then disc two is two scenes and a solid bunch of special features. I'll review each disc then combine the two disc critiques for a final rating score.

DISC 1

The credits roll and a mini-preview of each scene unfolds then concludes after about 6 minutes.

Scene 1---Lust & Betrayal (Mimi Allen & Prince Yahsuha)

The scene opens with a blindfolded couple (Mimi and a dude named Sean Copperfield) tied up in a house. Prince roughs up Sean then says "let me get some real gangsta shit going on here." The rest of the scene is Prince having his way with Mimi while Sean is out cold downstairs somewhere.

After Prince messes with her twat, Mimi, a pretty, light-skinned black gal with a terrific body (and sexy feet) takes Prince's cock with her head tilted back while she sits in a green chair. After nearly 20 minutes, Mimi's blindfold comes off but that does not really matter since she keeps her eyes closed throughout the straight sex proceedings. The camera catches the whites of her eyes for the facial that lands in globs on the left side of her face then Prince drags our girl through the kitchen and off camera for the conclusion of this very looooong nearly 50 minute scene.

De Voe captures the usual stuff here; he emphasizes booty and twat shots over the other outstanding features that Mimi possesses: beautiful feet in sexy sandals, incredible tits and a cute face with a beautiful smile and dark eyes. It's a disappointing scene that jumps from one straight-sex position to another. The menace that Prince radiates early on disappears thus turning this scene into standard gonzo sans anal sex. Mimi and Prince admirably perform but their best moments are not enough. !! 1/2 outa !!!!!

Scene 2---Keep It in the Closet (Cream & Rico Strong)

In a skimpy maid's outfit, Cream, a lean, light-skinned, heavily tattooed gal with copper colored straight hair, wanders into the Freakaholics storage closet where dildos, hand cuffs and some other stuff hang around. Cream mutters "these people are freaks," but soon, with handcuffs on, she pushes a didlo into her pussy while spread-eagle atop a center table area of the closet.

After about 14 minutes, Rico shows up in some sort of combat get-up, sucks some pussy, receives head, then leads Cream through a variety of straight-sex positions that conclude ontop a bed. I liked Cream's sexual energy but the abundance of haphazard tattoos littered across her body kills this scene, epecially the huge Georgia Peach thing on her right butt cheek that also features the outline of the State of Georgia! The 20 minutes of straight sex stuff is fine if you can get past the array of tattoos on both performers. ! 1/2 outa !!!!!

Scene 3---Two Times the Fun (Chelsea Le Brock & Pleasure Bunny & Justin Long)

This hour long scene becomes a vehicle for observing the light skinned newcomer, Chelsea, who graces the DVD sleeve with her terrific legs.

Those handcuffs from the storage closet show up early on in this scene as the girls indulge in some girl/girl action.

After messing with each other for about 20 minutes, the ladies wander into another room where Pleasure Bunny puts Chelsea's head onto Justin's dick, which signals all clothes to come off.

For the next 30 minutes, Chelsea and Pleasure Bunny take turns riding Justin; Justin mishes the gals, Justin doggy-fucks the ladies. Chelsea gets to spread those fine legs that are so prominently featured on the DVD sleeve then Pleasure Bunny takes most of the facial for the rookie Chelsea, who, at times, seems uninvolved. Pleasure Bunny does a great job but she's sort of a second class citizen to Chelsea in this overly loooooooooooong scene---!! !/2 out a !!!!!

Okay, this 2 and 1/2 hour disc has three scenes, which really seem to drag due to the absence of anal sex. The girls all start out in sexy clothes that eventually come off for the series of straight sex positions that seem to go on and on and on. So, a final rating for Disc 1 is !! outa !!!!!

DISC 2

Scene 4---Sunday Drive (Aryanna Starr & Marco Banderas)

Marco ends up in the back of Aryanna's car and menaces her while she drives. She manages to escape on foot into a field but Marco catches up with her and somehow puts her in some sort of bag in the rear of the vehicle. He drives her to a garage, takes her out of the bag and has his way with her.

Aryanna has the darkest chocolate skin color of all the females on these discs plus the biggest set of boobs. She's wearing some sort of hair extensions which are noticable when the camera is in close on her scalp. She wears a tight white dress that becomes draped around her tummy then comes off altogether by mid-scene. Most of the straight sex action takes place upon a red one-piece reclining chair that rocks in the middle of the garage floor.

Marco and Aryanna have good chemistry and this 30 minute scene with about 20 minutes of straight sex is a more fitting running time but still too long. !! 1/2 outa !!!!!

Scene 5---My Little Plaything (Aliana Love & Mr. Marcus)

Aliana walks into a room where a tied-up Marcus is sitting in a chair. She is a fabulous looking woman; light complexion, big eyes, nice lips, cute nose, straight black hair. She's wearing boots, fish nets, a red corsette and upper bod fishnets.

Lying across a mumbling Marcus as he plays with her twat, she barks "you telling me what to do," then Marcus gets to take off some of those clothes, which shows off her incredible natural boobs. She shows her teeth when she rides up and down Marcus's shaft during the initial blowjob then the two engage in a series of straight sex positions on a black mattress, on a bench. After a sloppy facial, Aliana picks up her things and leaves.

This scene is the best of the bunch due to Aliana's incredible looks and superior performance. She and Marcus work well together and of course De Voe catches her terrific ass in a variety of camera angles. The scene is too long at nearly 40 minutes but this gal is a marvel, just an all-around pleasure to watch---!!! 1/2 outa !!!!!

Disc 2 also has many Special Features:

---A 25 minute Behind the Scenes has some highlights like the beautiful face of Mimi Allen, more of Chelsea's legs in and out of clothes, and Aliana in a cute dress lying on a bed plus her applying some lotion.

---A Fetish Menu with 4 minutes of cumshots, 19 minutes of blow jobs, 21 minutes of cowgirl, 17 minutes of doggie and 10 minutes of hams.

---About 18 minutes of DeVoe trailers.

---A 5 minute Photo Gallery so that you can finally catch more than a glimpse Mimi's eyes.

---Cast List

---De Voe Bio and Website stuff.

Okay, so I enjoyed those shorter scenes on Disc 2 plus a solid line-up of Special Features. So this disc gets a !!! outa !!!!!

2 DISCS

Finally, I give the 2 disc set of FREAKAHOLICS 3 (2008, Jules Jordan Video) a final rating of !! 1/2 outa !!!!! The overlong scenes that occupy the first disc bring this Alexander De Voe offering down a peg or two. I would shorten scenes that only feature straight-sex positions, which become a bit monotonous no matter who is on the receiving end.