Flintstones, The: A XXX Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  11/25/2010

Good afternoon porn fans time to work in a new parody and this one is of a classic 1960's cartoon, The Flintstones. A familiar name is directing this title, Will Ryder who's helmed some of the best porn parodies over the last several years. It's a solid cast too with Hillary Scott and Brooke Lee Adams leading the way for the ladies and Anthony Rosano and Dale Dabone for the dudes. You have a relative newbie playing the role of Pebbles named Hayden Winters while Seth Gamble gets the fun role of Bam Bam and yes he has a big club, two actually, lol. One other name of note that gets one juicy scene is Misty Stone playing a secretary and if you remember the film adaptation from the mid 90's you'll recall Halle Berry in this role and Misty does a great job in making your forget all about Halle and that's not easy. Now the biggest role in lines and actual person size was that of Fred. Like he did in the award winning Cosby films we have a nonsex actor stepping in and this time it's Peter Otool and I have to say he does a good job of nailing the essence of Fred.

You might think we'd start with a solo tease for our first sex scene as this often starts a Will Ryder parody off but not this film. Nope we get the lovely duo of Hillary Scott and Brooke Lee Adams hooking up and if you've ever had the itch to watch Wilma and Betty bang each other this scene finally makes that a reality. Funny thing too is Fred actually dreams this scene while sitting atop his big dinosaur while working at the quarry. Great clear picture as we get Hillary and Brooke trading off pussy licks and some good finger action and no toys which I appreciated.

Both Barney played by Anthony and Betty played by Brooke use odd sounding accents to talk with, not sure I recall that from the cartoon but it was an interesting take on delivering their lines. Rod Fontana gets some good scene work in as well as Mr. Slate but I don't want to jump ahead of myself with him. The next big sex scene features Miss Adams again this time as a sex crazed nympho taking out her sexual aggression on her husband who is definitely randy when she asks if he's horny!! Brooke has such a fine body and the clear picture really does those big juicy tits justice. The costumes were pretty good in this too from the panties to the short skirts the girls wore to the frocks the men had on and yes Fred does have on the iconic orange/ black outfit.

We don't have a long wait from one sex scene to the next here as little Pebbles is leaving home just turning 18 but she still got time to sneak Bam Bam into her room and the two do the nasty. Hayden's got the cute innocent girl vibe working here but that only means in porn that she's super horny and ready to get busy wth some lucky dude who in this case turns out to be Seth Gamble. Funny thing after their scene Fred comes in to have a little father/ daughter talk with Pebbles pulling the sheets up to cover up her naked body and Bam Bam. As he's leaving, though, Fred pats the bed and says bye to Bam Bam so he knew, lol. Bam takes this a cue to high tail it out of there but Pebbles is laughing know that is just what her dad wanted and he catches Bam Bam outside and gives another send off that isn't so pleasant though we don't see that just hear it.

After this bit of fun we get Fred back at work but he's still not 100% into his due to Pebbles leaving and he thinks Wilma might be doing a friend of hers behind his back and this was the Dale Dabone character. Slate delivers a few choice words of motivation before sending Fred off. This allows Misty Stone to come in for some Dicktation and trust me this tease footage we get of Misty here was some of the best captured in this movie. Her ass looked so fucking good up close/ ground level it was amazing. Some of what Slate sees was fantasy but then Misty brings them both back to a firm reality as she takes on his cock with some fine head leading to Rod getting the lucky and envious task of fucking her pussy leading to an ass pop. Misty was a great addition to this movie and her scene was one of the better ones.

We're nearly done as Fred/ Barney head home from work and Fred does a little more confiding in Barney about his suspicions and fears about Wilma and Barney does his best to be a good friend. It's also Fred's birthday so he's wondering if perhaps Wilma might make an exception and the two might do the freaky freaky so he asks Barney to go in and test the waters a bit while he waits behind. Well he doesn't hear anything and finally Fred decides to head in and overhears Barney talking and it sounded sexual so he wonders if his best buddy is slipping Wilma his bone and is about to head into the kitchen to confront when the door opens and he's knocked on his big ass. This leads to everyone spilling out from the kitchen including Pebbles, Wilma, Barney, Betty and Dale Dabone who we actually learn is Slates chef and that he's Gay!! So no worries about Fred there but this doesn't stop him from fantasizing about Wilma and Dale so this gave us the last sex scene with Wilma aka Hillary and Dale-- this actually occurs before he's knocked on his ass. We get some fine footage of Hillary who we haven't seen as much of over the last couple years but this movie offered up two good scenes with her though no anal in this pairing with Dale.

So the movie wraps up with an emotional Fred telling Wilma of his love and all is well in Bedrock! I thought this was a pretty good parody, lots of funny moments and they did a good job with the costumes and the sets. The use of long bone fragments for door handles was a nice touch and the clear picture helped translate everything to us. There is a whole separate disc for extras which includes some good interviews with the cast in and out of character/ costumes. You get a bonus scene with Brooke Lee Adams from a New Sensations flick and there are some outtakes aka bloopers which are always funny. Like I said this was a funny movie and is worth checking out.