Fantasy Chamber (Ultimate) Review

Reviewed by Kate  on  3/9/2000

Cameron Grant’s Fantasy Chamber, shot on film, could have been an incredible DVD. Essentially it’s a collection of beautiful sex scenes. The performers are exceptionally attractive, the scenery is erotically intriguing, and the music is excitingly sensual. Sadly, the video quality is poor enough for me to notice. When lighting and camerawork are the main attributes of a movie, sharp video is imperative. That said, I still very much enjoyed some of the sex (and there’s plenty of it!) While it’s unlike me to list out sex scenes in a review, it’s appropriate to this movie (and people keep telling me they want to know who screws who.) Thankfully the disc lists out acting credits by scene.

1. Nicole Lace, Barbara Doll, Mark Davis – apparently I haven’t watched enough porn ‘cause I never before noticed what a great body Mark Davis has. Sometimes threesomes look like a couple with a third wheel. Not so in this mirror laden scene. All three beautiful bodies intermingle. The music (I guess it’s jazz) drowns out the moans a little too much, but it’s the perfect score for the scene.

2. Vanessa Chase, T.T. Boy – did I just walk through the sidewalk painting in Mary Poppins? Vanessa looks stunning in her fairy tale dress and white lace thigh highs. If this was the first T.T. Boy scene you ever watched you’d have to wonder where he got his bad rap. OK, the guy does seem to think a woman’s ears are handles, but this is very much a couples sex scene.

3. Nicole Lace, Peter North – good shower scene, nothing groundbreaking – just two attractive people havin’ steamy shower sex (whoa two couples scenes in a row.)

4. Kylie Ireland, Alex Sanders, Vince Voyeur – bad asses unite! The lighting is phenomenal in this biker fantasy. Somewhere in a dark alley in metropolis, next to a trash can fire... Kylie, Alex and Vince get off on a bike.

5. Anna Malle, Steven St. Croix – OK I’ll just admit it – I didn’t take notes on this scene and I don’t remember it (now you know why I don’t usually do the scene by scene thing :)

6. Kylie Ireland, Sindee Coxx – picture very green trees, a big stone gazebo, a bright sun, Sindee in black leather holding Kylie in red leather on a leash. What a visually stunning scene. A little whipping, a little domination...

7. Nicole Lace, Steve Drake – perched atop a spiraling staircase, surrounded by candles, Nicole finally makes love to her character’s husband – and what a lay he is. Steve’s got that husband look – well-trimmed beard, caring eyes, you know the story. He’s shocked the whole time by what a sexual animal his wife has become.

8. Felicia, Jen Teal, Misty Rain – leather, hot wax, big black dildos (hey forget writing reviews I’ll just scan in my notes :) This is one of those vampires scenes – slow and sensual and then go in for the kill.

9. Rebecca Lord, Steve Drake – smoky blue backdrop, a beautiful woman, hair blowing in the fake breeze, making sweet love to Mr. Sensitive Guy of the 90s (OK maybe he’s not sensitive, he just looks it.) Here you have an erotic postcard for Hawaii. Seriously though, this scene goes down in my book of wonderful couples scenes. It has romance schmeared all over it.

10. Bianca, Jordan Lee, Nick East, Kyle Phillips, Tony Tedeschi – All good porn must end in an orgy (just felt like saying that.) Tony makes any scene great. How many men can get their balls out of the picture without looking stupid? So they’re all in an oil refinery – neat lighting – love that industrial manly man thing.

OK, The Worst Review Ever is now over. Thanks for watching. To summarize: if you can get a good deal buy it, if you can’t don’t. If you like dialog you won’t find much here, even the moaning is muffled by the music. My guess is the VHS is better than the DVD. Did I just say that?