Euro Angels Hardball 9: Screw University Review

Directed by Christoph Clarke
Running time (UKR18 version): 138mins

This is an all-sex feature with a very basic theme, and is one of the first adult DVDs I purchased.

Scene One
Introduction to a sex-themed school as a bevy of stunning European starlets play up and tease a tutor in class (the ever dependable David Perry). He complains to the guy in charge, who is caught masturbating over magazines. Next, we are lead into a large bedroom, where David is sitting in a wicker chair next to the bed, and a lovely leggy brunette (Monika Sweetheart) cavorts whilst a cute red-haired girl (Shannon aka Sharone) strips and teases. Around three other guys soon join in. Shannon (who looks French) is a little under-used in this scene as it focuses mainly on the anal abilities of Monika, who receives double penetration and even double anal (very briefly) and also plays with a large dildo in her ass whilst Shannon has a threesome with two guys, sucking one whilst being vaginally fucked by another. She’s very hot but we do not see enough of her! Boo Hiss. Scene concludes with both girls receiving messy facials from all four guys.

Scene Two
Opens on a brunette nurse (Vero) masturbating with a dildo in her ass. She is moaning passionately but gets interrupted by a knock to the door. What follows is a rather long scene involving a pretty blonde (Sylvia) who has injured her leg somehow, and a guy walks her in. She is then seated and placed in stirrups as various anal toys are used on her. Good scene for fans of sex toys, but I found it a bit boring.

Scene Three
Probably the best scene on the DVD. Shannon from scene one returns, this time with a lovely blonde girl (Claudia Jameson? I can’t be entirely sure, but according to Eurobabe index, she is in this DVD) in red stockings. They are waiting in a room, and are soon joined by three other guys, including the guy in charge who appeared briefly in scene one. I guessed he was the school’s headmaster or something. The focus is once again on Claudia and her anal abilities and Shannon gets little look in apart from showing off her skills at blowjobs (a beautiful site indeed). I enjoyed this scene, which is very similar to scene one and equally as hot. The anal with Claudia is really good with some nice positions. Shannon fucks a guy on a couch for a while, and eventually does some good rimming of Claudia’s gaping asshole, until the scene concludes in pretty much the same facial as scene one – which is no bad thing.

Scene Four
A rather slutty looking blonde (credited as Vivienne but surely she’s actually Anita Paris as featured in kovi’s Splendour of Hell) is in detention and is soon joined by a tall blonde (the delicious Kathy Heart) in a red lacy number and blindfold – who has lovely long legs! Vivienne is then ordered to administer plenty of anal probing on Kathy who is reclining on a table, and Vivienne uses a pair of rubber gloves and some Vaseline. After this rather over-long sequence, we finally get down to some action, and Kathy is vaginally and anally fucked. The real performer here though is Vivienne who really seems in control of the scene, and takes over most of the concluding cum-shots and facials even though Kathy is doing her best to receive some herself. A nice scene, but I did not like the Vivienne at all, which spoilt it a bit.

Scene Five
This is probably the hardest scene in the DVD, with a cute Philippine-looking girl (Eva Black) in bondage gear with a leather mask over her eyes, who is first presented fixed to a rotateable iron frame. She is joined by about four guys, who take turns receiving blowjobs as she sits on a rotateable bed. All of them then fuck her vaginally, before they move into her ass. The action remains anal from here on, with some cock sucking. Before long the room is invaded by about four more guys, who at first argue, then all join in, and the girl is gang-banged by them all in a long session that soon leaves her with a huge gaping asshole. Eva is great and very energetic, and looks like she is really enjoying herself. Yet I was expecting a real cum showering, but each guy didn’t seem to shoot much so it was a bit of a disappointing conclusion.

DVD extras
Sadly there were no extras on the UKR18 version, despite claims to the contrary on the case.

Final thoughts
Overall a good DVD as far as having at least three really good scenes. I found the final scene a bit intense, so people who do not like gaping assholes, should probably steer clear.

Verdict: 3.5 /5