Euro Angels Hardball 9: Screw University Review

I'm never quite sure what to expect with a Chirstophe Clarke flic, especially with the Euro Angels discs. Some of these have been right up my alley with incredibly beautiful Eurogirls doing some great anal gonzo, while others have been more along the lines of gapefests. Well, let find out...

Capsule Review

This one is more of a gapefest. The girls are okay, not beautiful but not bad. The scenes are okay, not spartan but nothing special. The sex is okay, not too hot, not too cold... get the picture?

Technical

The DVD is well mastered with good menus. The audio and video are above average, but not incredible as in some of the Evil Angel stuff.

Director

Christophe Clarke

Extras

Photo gallery, cast list, filmography, Christoph's bio

Target Audience

Raincoaters, anal gonzo fans

Scene Review

Scene 1 - Shannon & Monique

Shannon is a very good brunette who wears a wonderful pink minidress. Monique is an even sexier redhead in a schoo girl outfit. The two proceed to slowly tease and get naked for two guys. They kiss and lick each other for a bit before the guys join in. The girls take turns doing vaginal and oral sex on the boys. Then the brunette takes it anal. Beware, major gape alert! Up til now the scene was hot, now it gets nasty. They spit in her butthole and ram huge dildos in her ass, while major gaping the whole time. They doing a gaping DP on her as well. Finally, the girls finish the scene by taking huge facials. This whole gaping thing loses me. Whack Factor: 6

Scene 2 - Vero & Sylvia

Vero plays a nurse. She is in the office masturbating when she gets a knock on the door. A guy with a very hot blonde, Sylvia, show up. She has turned her ankle. Vero needs to help her feel better. She does this by getting naked and dry humping her leg - go figure. Then Sylvia fingers her pussy and ass. Vero gets out her med bag and removes a large pink dildo that she puts to use on Sylvia's ass. Then she pulls out the giant beaded ass toy and slips it in. Now the guy fucks Sylvia in the ass, and the gaping begins. Not wanting to leave Vero out, he lets her join in the anal gaping fun. Of course, what would an anal nurse scene be without anal speculum usage and ATM? He comes on Vero's ass and she drips it in Sylvia's mouth. The first half of this scene rocked, then it got plain old nasty. Whack Factor: 6

Scene 3 - Claudia & Shanon

Claudia is a very hot blonde in a blue micro mini and red fishnet stockings... yummy! Shanon is a brunette in a tie top and tight blue pants. The two of them look very slutty as they wait for the guys to arrive. As soon as they do, they start by eating out Claudia and giving her a good fingering. Then she gets vag. Meanwhile, Shanon goes off with one of the guys and finds another to do a double BJ for, and she does a great job of sucking cock! Now it starts to become a 3 on 2 sexfest with everybody doing everybody. Then Claudia becomes the center of anal attention as the three guys take turns doing her ass and letting her gape, with both girls doing ATM in between. Shanon does a lot of rimming on Claudia as well. The scene ends with the girls taking shots to the face and mouth. Whack Factor: 6

Scene 4 - Vivien & Kathy Heart

Vivien is a very trashy looking blonde. She is ok, but not special. She play a derelict student. Her teacher makes her watch as Kathy, a blindfolded streaked blonde on a leash, has her ass violated by two guys' fingers. Meanwhile, Vivien gets on a pair of rubber gloves to help out. The guys then begin to fuck Kathy in the ass. She likes it. Vivien does frequent ATM while Kathy gapes. Now Vivien begins to fuck one of the guys with her ass, cowgirl style. The scene concludes with both girls taking shots to the face. Whack Factor: 5

Scene 5 - Eva Black

This scene has an S&M flavor to it. Eva is strapped to a rack. She is in fetish rubber attire. 3 guys are present to force her to do BJs. Then they unstrap her and stick her on a bed, ass up. They take turns doing her pussy and fucking her mouth. Another guy joins the scene and the 4 of them take turns doing her in the ass. She gapes between guys. Then they start to DP her in random pairs while she ATMs the others. Finally, they each come on her face. This is an obnoxious and boring scene. Whack Factor: 3

In Conclusion

First off, if you love gaping, run to the store and buy this disc. For the rest of us, I can't figure Clarke out. Sometimes he is incredibly hot, but these Hardball discs seem to really be more of an attempt at shock value than at whack value. Too bad, this disc had potential.

Overall Whack Factor: 5

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