Euro Angels Hardball 13: The Hole Story Review

Reviewed by VictoriO  on  1/4/2002

Euro Hardball 13: The Hole Story (2001)
Director & Writer: Christoph Clark
Starring: Liza Pirelli, Mallory, Suzy Sweet, Tunder, Miss Blondie, Christal, Red Julia, Eva, Agi, Inga, Bea, Laura, Annie, Rambo, Jean Mi, Yanos, Hatman, Choky Ice, Yann Scott, David Perry, Alberto Rey, Thomas Stone, Chris Mountain & Christoph Clark
Special Features: Chapters (18), Fetish Menu, Extra Footage, Biography, Photo Galleria (45) & Websites
Company: Evil Angel/ Euro Angel Productions

-For a while, I've been wanting to see some of Christoph's movies but never figured out which one may work for me, knowing that I may be complicated & knowing the kind of porn that I like. Also, I know that Christoph is obsessed with the anal of the female ass instead of the full aspect of the asses (like Stagliano does). Also, some of the females in his films look scary (no offense). So, I just happen to see this DVD at my video store & decided to give it a look.

-Scene 1: Closing Credits/ The Interview
The film begins as this slightly attractive redhead female, Liza, steps into this house & into a guy's 'office'. There, they have an interview. This other female steps in & undresses herself. The female undressing herself, Blonde female, is kinda hot! Okay for a start.

-Scene 2: Eva & Suzy Sweet
These 2 females are hot! Eva is playing with 2 guys while Suzy is freshening up in a bathroom. Both females blows on both guys. The oral is slow & quiet. As Eva gets a slight tit-fucking, Suzy bends over, her panties are confiscated & her sweet ass & puss gets eaten out a bit. Suzy's sweet ass gets penetrated with a finger & gets fucked with a tongue, in a way. Meanwhile, Eva bends down & gets the dick treatment in her puss. Suzy gets her puss dug in (missionary). Eva gets her pussy nailed really good from the back. Actually, both get really nailed. The scene is inter-cut to show Liza talking to Christoph. Back to the sex with the 2 hot females. The way Christoph talks is so funny to me, his accent. He says 'action' & it's back to Eva & Suzy. Liza gets her hand on a camcorder & whatnot. Suzy's ass gets dug in (pilediver) & in the midst of everything, he fingers & licks her ass more. I am really liking this. As Liza is watching the sex, eating a piece of bread, Suzy's ass gets nailed from behind as Eva blows on the other guy. Soon, Suzy gets nailed in a DP. Very nice. Everything is good here, even though Eva does no anal (so far, let me say). Suzy gets her ass really jammed in reverse cowgirl soon after the DP is over. The DP continues, though! Suzy's ass looks good being nailed in reverse cowgirl as the DP continues. The sex stops for a moment, then starts back up as Suzy gets DPed again. Really nice! Did I mention that Liza camcords this & Christoph camcords what she's recording? Kinda cool! Both guys stand over her & cum on her. Eva & Suzy kisses eachother. Great, great scene! Suzy Sweet is so terrific!

-Scene 3: Suzy/ The Argument
Christoph walks into a bathroom where he sees Suzy using the toilet & he talks to her a tad bit before he dildos her ass & jerks off. Really hot! Cool scene without any sex! Suzy jerks Christoph up a bit & he cums in her mouth a bit. She leaves the restroom & Liza appears. They play with eachother for a bit & Christoph talks dirty to her a bit before Liza slaps him! WHOA! What is this? Poor Christoph looks stunned here!

-Scene 4: Liza Pirelli
Our lady looking for work here steps into a room where she gets herself off as she's watching what she videotaped earlier (the 1st scene). Next, please...

-Scene 5: Mallory
I've seen Mallory before in Rocco: Animal Trainer 5. She really burned in there. Hmmm, wonder what she'll do that. She's with 3 guys & she jerks them off while they merely browse through her body. For some reason, I assume that this scene will be bad. Mallory doesn't look as good as she did in Animal Trainer 5. She blows on all the guys, who are wearing suits, in the midst, Christoph gets a call, one guy takes her puss in standing pilediver as she blows on the other 2. These guys switch up on her like a game of Monopoly. Liza arrives to check out everything. Mallory has a nice ass body but she doesn't do much for me here as she did in Animal Trainer 5. The guys take turns with Mallory in multiple positions & her ass gets taken. When she gets anal sex from the back, that's the best thing about this scene here & it looks decent. Another good thing, she gets a piping-hot DP! The guys stand over her & cums on her face & in her mouth.

-Scene 6: Liza's Fantasy/ Mystery Lady, Christal & Inga
Liza gets on a computer (like we do) & does whatever! Anyway, Liza has on a blue wig & claims that Inga is her slave. She sucks on on guy as she's on a leash, too! The other guy stands in the corner with a bondage mask on. Another female is tied up with a bondage mask on. Christal and Inga takes some dick while Inga & the other female play with themselves. Inga & Christal both takes anal as Liza talks sweet to them. Liza has a beautiful voice! MAN! The mystery female sits there as the mystery man lifts weights! Christal & Inga sucks the guys off after the sex & gets splattered with cum on their faces. Great scene!

-Scene 7: Agi, Tunder & Miss Blondie
Christoph tries to get Liza to come to this event but she claims that she can't. By his side is Miss Blondie reading a magazine. Agi & Tunder blows this guy off as Christoph gets busy with Miss Blondie. Blondie blows off Christoph's crooked dong as Agin & Tunder (both are sexy) does a cool oral session with the other guy. Blondie gets a tit-fucking & Christoph & her does a oral session before getting the actual thing. Blondie gives him a foot job. Ugh! As far as Agi & Tunder, only one gets it in the ass & that's the brown-haired one, that's after she used a dildo in her assie. The sex goes on for a while & they switch up. This is a good scene.

-Scene 8: Red Julia & Liza
Red Julia is really average-looking & she gets some photos taken of her. Christoph goes out for a few. Liza decides to stop by & interviews Julia & some guys before the sex begins. Both females take it up the butt & the scene is great when Liza gets her ass played in & poked up a bit. Not plunged! Great!

-Scene 9: Epilogue
Christoph shows up after a few & asks Liza how everything went & he rubs on her a tad bit before he gets smacked again! Shit-ass, Christoph!

BOTTOM LINE: I am so impressed with this here. Really. I am. I also love how Christoph directs his films & the colors are so rich, vibrant & lurid (like Stagliano's & Jules' films are) unlike some directors at Evil Angel like Rocco, John Leslie & especially Joey Silvera...Clark, Stagliano & Jordan's films are not just hot on the sex, but they are hot in quality (the sexual quality AND the picture/color quality...Rocco's films have high sexual quality just like the 3 but his picture quality needs to really improve). The picture is very, very good without the colors being bleached out & the picture looking grainy like one of those Jules Jordan movies from Rosebud or Rocco/Silvera films! The sex is super hot & there's only one weak scene/intro here. I didn't expect this to be hot, but it is great as fuck. Like Rocco Ravishes Prague 3, except for it has better picture & more kinkiness! Excellent! If you overlook Christoph or if you are new to him, this is a great start! Add it to your collection. I know I will. Also, the females in here did not look scary! Christoph rocks harder than the Grand Canyon! Also, notice how the music sounds the same as the music in Ass Worship! Take note that every female in here is very hot, except for the Mystery Lady. What's with this? The film is so good that I felt it's no bother to look at the extra footage. The film is that hot & I bet the extra footage made no difference, hot or not. This film is another A+er!

The Film: A+
The DVD: A+

Oliver Victorio Sizemore