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Euro Angels Hardball 13: The Hole Story Review

Evil Angel

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Reviewed by Kobiata  on  8/6/2001
Euro Hardball 13 by Christoph Clark
Evil Angel DVD/ June 2001/ 137 Minutes

 

DISC FEATURES

 

Specifications:

- DVD-Video

- Single-sided Dual Layer

 

Aspect Ratio(s):

- 4:3

 

Audio:

- English

 

Standard Features:

- Interactive Menus

- Scene Access

 

Additional Features:

- Fetish Menu

- Extra Footage

- Photo Gallery

- Biography

Starring: Liza Pirelli, Mallory, Suzy Sweet, Tunder, Miss Blondie, Christal, Red Julia, Eva, Agi, Inga, Bea, and Laura  

Synopsis: A reporter gains "all-access" to the adult film industry through the help of Christoph Clark. The subplot includes Christoph's several attempts at getting into the reporter's pants! By the production's end, she doesn't want to be just an observer anymore! She realizes that in order to write about the porn industry, she has to participate in it!

Overall: This DVD superb in all parts. Everything from the sex to the plot works WELL! Don't miss this!

DVD Quality:  The audio is encoded at 192 kbps while the video is encoded at 5 Mbps. For the most part, the image quality is superb except for momentary graininess in low- light level conditions.

Extras: The extras include a great photo gallery. However, the major portion of the extras is the additional footage (28+ min), especially of Suzi Sweet!  

LIKES: Suzi Sweet! Liza Pirelli! Also, I liked how Christoph Clark put the "kink level" to a minimum. If you have seen previous Euro Hardball installments, the kinkiness factor is higher.

DISLIKES: Scene five is the weakest one out of the seven since I particularly do not like kinky sex. But, one should expect to see at least one fetish scene in  a Euro Hardball production. Furthermore, Agi and Tunder, were probably the most unattractive ladies in the production.


NOTE: Since there were no cast ID provided, I had to guess on ones that I did not know.

With her unique nose and stylish threads, Liza Pirelli is not your average pornstar. Sure, she has the required body shape and a nice rack, but she also speaks English well. Christoph Clark showcases her talents by giving her the lead role in this porn comedy. Liza plays an English journalist, who wants to cover the adult movie industry. 

Her journey first takes her to one of the talent agencies that provide models for these movies. Liza gets her first taste in the industry when the agent shows her two models to her. The first mode, Bea (?) has a nice ass, but she has a scar on her thigh. Then, the agent mentions that the second mode, Laura (?)l has big pussy lips. After the brief look at the models, the agent refers Liza Pirelli to Christoph Clark.

Scene One: Suzy Sweet and Eva with Alberto Rey and David Perry

Eva, the blonde Russian, strokes Albert and David before the scene starts. The director, Christoph Clark, cannot begin the scene until Suzi finishes preparing herself. Suzi Sweet is in the toilet preparing herself. He wants Suzi to prepare herself quickly. When her make-up and nude-colored stockings are in order, she makes her appearance known. 

ACTION! Once the video starts, Suzi Sweet uses her thick lips to suck David's dick. The camera captures a good angle of Suzi's ass. Believe me, it is amazing.  Meanwhile, Eva goes down on her knees and performs fellatio on Alberto on her knees. He puts her nice tits to work by fucking them. Before David fucks Suzi, he spreads her legs and lubricates her ass with his spit. The close-up clearly shows that she has been banged one too many times in her vagina. While Roberto fucks Eva, Suzi guides David into her. He pounds Suzi powerfully in the missionary position. 

One of Christoph's assistants interrupts the scene by mentioning that someone wants to talks to him. Liza Pirelli introduces herself to Christoph Clark and mentions that she wants to make a report on the porn industry. At first, he is reluctant, but he cannot say no to this very attractive lady. 

Liza Pirelli has all-access to the hardcore scene mentioned above. This is pure genius when Christoph records Liza recording the scene. If you think about, a voyeur records another voyeur! Not only do we se the hardcore scene, but we have Liza captured on tape! At this moment, David fucks her ass until he has to share her hole with Alberto. Beware of the dreaded gape shot! While Alberto fucks Suzi up the ass, both she and Eva busy their mouths with David's cock. Sit back and relax when the innocent-looking Ms. Sweet takes a well-captured double penetration. After several minutes, they  return to their partners. Meanwhile, Liza Pirelli massages her breasts as she sees the action. There is another gape shot after David pulls out in the reverse cowgirl position. Then, Suzi takes another double penetration.

Liza says that these men are amazing. So, she takes a picture with them. What a tease!

After the photo opportunity, the sex continues. If you thought that Suzi was double penetrated out, then wait until you see the semi-standing double penetration. The sex keeps improving throughout the scene when there are more acrobatic sex maneuvers. For example, Alberto makes sure not to drop her while he still fucks her. In the same instance, she lies on her back and sucks David. I hope the blood didn't rush to her head. They resume double penetrating Suzi while the photographer takes a shot until the men take their turn fucking her in the standing anal position. This is unbelievably scorching! The excellent scene ends with okay facials. Finally, the women kiss each other. 

The tired men still have energy to flirt with the journalist. Liza welcomes the men's advances to a certain extent, but not enough to have sex with them. 

Scene Two: Suzy Sweet with Christoph Clark

I don't know if you could put a price on Suzi's volcanic performance. Christoph Clark mocks the adult business world (or does he?) since the director/producer "negotiates" the price with her in a special way. Christoph interrupts Suzi pissing and compliments her with his performance. He is willing to shell only 1,000 dollars for the scene. 

Meanwhile, the reporter asks where Suzi is. He mentions that the director/producer likes to pay his starts in the wc.

Before, he gives her the money, Christoph fondles her and then inserts a banana-sized dildo in her ass. Then, she gives him a thorough blowjob until he blows his load

When Christoph finishes with Suz, Liza awaits in the opposite room. Liza plays hard to get and sends off the wrong signals to Christoph. So, he makes a move, but she slaps him. Liza, what a tease! 

Scene Three: Liza Pirelli

Liza returns to her flat and drops her jacket on the floor. She doesn't want to forget what transpired that day. So, she looks into her mirror and looks at her. nice body. She wants to become hornier so she lies on the bed with her legs spread apart as she plays back the videotape. She plays with herself until she cums. This solo scene is the best I have scene for awhile. Furthermore, the scene proves that a solo scene could be done well without the use of sex toys.

Scene Four: Mallory with Csoky, Thomas Stone (?), and Chris Mountain (?)

The scene takes place in a garage with a limo parked inside. While the average-above average blonde undresses, two guys jerk off on each side of the limo. Suddenly, she is surrounded by three dicks. The scene is interrupted by Liza's call. Being the professional he is, Christoph invites her to the set. 

Csoky is the first person to enter Mallory. Liza shows up at the set and distracts the men from their scene. Then, the sex starts again with the other men fucking her. 

While she writes her observations, she notices that Csoky is jerking off to her. Since this turns her on, she walks up to the men and give them handjobs for several minutes until she returns to writing. During this time, they fondle her breasts through her magenta top. What a cock-tease! When Mallory gets fucked in the limo in the ass, Liza decides to give the other man a handjob. If you though she was a cock- tease to these men, she was more of a cock-tease to Christoph since she says that he is to old for her. Anyway, Mallory performs an impressive double penetration in such a small space. Liza massages her breast as she watches Mallory being double-stuffed. By the scene's end, she has a good amount of cum on her face.

Liza comes over and wipes the cum from her face. Then, he slaps Christoph because he wasn't man enough to wipe the cum off Mallory's face.

Scene Five: Christal and Inga with Yann Scott and Yanos (?)

Liza returns to her Ikea-ized home office. She still wears her low-cut top that accentuates her breasts. She types her previous experience on the computer, but she begins to fantasize. Furthermore, she realizes that Christoph is not a bad guy after all.

Liza has a blue wig in this sequence. In this scene, she only strokes their dicks briefly. Suddenly, Liza has Christal on a leash. She tells Christal to suck on the mute's (Yann Scott) dick. Next, Inga sucks Yann as Christal sucks on Yanos's dick. Both ladies take dick in their asses. Finally, Christal receives a large load that hits her eye. Also, Inga receives a good facial. Finally, she awakes from her kinky dream.

Scene Six a) Agi and Tunder with Hatman (?) b) Miss Blondie with Christoph Clark

Miss Blondie, as her name suggests, is blonde. Anyway, Christoph calls Liza and invites her to a party. Unfortunately, she cannot come. It doesn't matter since he has Miss Blondie with him.  

Hatman has two ladies, Agi and Tunder, working on his member. The brown-haired lady has a nice ass that can be seen through her fishnet stockings. The other one has raven hair that makes her look gothic. Meanwhile, Miss Blondie gives head to Christoph. After the oral sex, Christoph fucks Miss Blondie in the other room. There is a dash of kinkiness since Christoph fucks Miss Blondie's heel and ankles. Finally, he cums on her feet. While this is occurs, Hatman fucks both woman, but only the brown-haired lady takes it in the ass. Christoph returns to the room and the women pair with a man. So, Christoph takes the raven-haired lady and fucks her until he produces a cream pie. Finally, Hatman, cums on the brown-haired lady after fucking her hard in the ass. 

Scene Seven: Red Julia and Liza Pirelli with David Perry

Christoph starts a photo session with Red Julia. She has a nice body, yet she is has an average face. When Liza calls Christoph, he does not seem as interested as he was before. She understands, but she wants to go there anyway. Before he leaves, he tells Jean Michel, his photographer, that he will return in several hours. 

While he is out, Liza shows up and introduces herself to Julia. Then, she interviews her asking Red Julia personal question. By the time David Perry makes an appearance, Jean Michel, has to leave. Now, the three have the place to themselves. Before David fucks them, Liza interviews him. At first, Liza watches Red Julia performing fellatio. She cannot stand it any longer and so she plays with her breasts until she takes David in her juicy mouth. Both ladies takes him up their asses as well as performing ass-to-mouth action. Finally, Liza sucks and jerks him off until he sprays Juliet's cheek with an adequate amount of cum. The scene would have been perfect if he could "thank" them with a nice load on their faces. However, that did not occur.

Finally, Christoph returns and asks Liza if everything went okay. At this point, Christoph wants Liza badly. He believes that his chances are good and so he touches her breasts. Liza slaps him and leaves! She has been satisfied with the younger man, David Perry, and she also finished her report. For her, there's no reason to become intimate with Christoph since she completed her story!

Parting Thoughts: This DVD is a must-buy! PERIOD!

 


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