Starring:
Liza Pirelli, Mallory, Suzy
Sweet, Tunder, Miss Blondie,
Christal, Red Julia, Eva, Agi,
Inga, Bea, and Laura
Synopsis:
A reporter gains
"all-access" to the adult film
industry through the
help of Christoph Clark. The
subplot includes Christoph's
several attempts at getting
into the reporter's pants! By the
production's end, she doesn't
want to be just an observer
anymore! She realizes that in
order to write about the porn
industry, she has to
participate in it!
Overall: This DVD
superb in
all parts. Everything from the
sex to the plot works WELL!
Don't miss this!
DVD
Quality: The audio is
encoded at 192 kbps while the
video is encoded at 5 Mbps. For
the most part, the image
quality is superb except for
momentary graininess in low-
light level conditions.
Extras: The extras include
a
great photo gallery. However,
the major portion of the extras
is the additional footage (28+
min), especially of Suzi
Sweet!
LIKES: Suzi Sweet! Liza
Pirelli! Also,
I liked how Christoph Clark put
the "kink level" to
a minimum. If you have seen
previous Euro Hardball
installments, the kinkiness
factor is higher.
DISLIKES:
Scene five is the weakest
one out of the seven since I
particularly do not like kinky
sex. But, one should expect to
see at least one fetish scene
in a Euro Hardball production.
Furthermore, Agi and
Tunder, were probably the most
unattractive ladies in the
production.
NOTE:
Since there were no cast ID
provided, I had to guess on ones
that I did not know.
With
her unique nose and stylish
threads, Liza
Pirelli is not your average
pornstar. Sure, she has the
required body shape and a nice
rack, but she also speaks
English well. Christoph Clark
showcases her talents by giving
her the lead role in this porn
comedy. Liza plays an
English journalist, who wants
to cover the adult movie
industry.
Her
journey first takes her to one
of the talent agencies that
provide models for these
movies. Liza gets her first taste in
the industry when the agent
shows her two models to her. The
first mode, Bea (?) has a nice
ass, but she has a scar on her thigh.
Then, the agent mentions that
the second mode, Laura (?)l has big pussy
lips. After the brief look at
the models, the agent refers
Liza Pirelli to Christoph
Clark.
Scene
One: Suzy Sweet and Eva with
Alberto Rey and David Perry
Eva,
the blonde Russian, strokes
Albert and David before the scene
starts. The director, Christoph
Clark, cannot begin the scene
until Suzi finishes preparing
herself. Suzi Sweet is in the toilet preparing
herself. He wants Suzi
to prepare herself quickly.
When her make-up and nude-colored
stockings are in order, she
makes her appearance known.
ACTION!
Once the video starts, Suzi
Sweet uses her thick lips to suck
David's dick. The camera
captures a good angle of Suzi's ass.
Believe me, it is amazing.
Meanwhile, Eva goes down on
her knees and performs fellatio
on Alberto on her knees. He
puts her nice tits to work by
fucking them. Before David fucks
Suzi, he spreads her legs and
lubricates her ass with his
spit. The close-up clearly
shows that she has been banged one
too many times in her vagina.
While Roberto fucks Eva, Suzi guides
David into
her. He pounds Suzi powerfully
in the missionary
position.
One
of Christoph's assistants
interrupts the scene by mentioning
that someone wants to talks to
him. Liza
Pirelli introduces herself
to Christoph Clark and mentions
that she wants to make a report
on the porn industry. At first, he is reluctant,
but he cannot say no to this very
attractive lady.
Liza
Pirelli has all-access to the
hardcore scene mentioned above.
This is pure genius when
Christoph records Liza recording the
scene. If you think about, a
voyeur records another voyeur!
Not only do we se the hardcore
scene, but we have Liza
captured on tape! At this
moment, David fucks her ass until he
has to share her hole with
Alberto. Beware of the dreaded gape
shot! While Alberto fucks Suzi
up the ass, both she and Eva
busy their mouths with
David's cock. Sit back and relax when
the innocent-looking Ms. Sweet
takes a well-captured double
penetration.
After several minutes, they
return to their
partners. Meanwhile, Liza
Pirelli massages her breasts as she sees the
action.
There is another gape shot
after David pulls out in the
reverse cowgirl position. Then,
Suzi takes another double
penetration.
Liza
says that these men are
amazing. So, she takes a picture with
them. What a tease!
After
the photo
opportunity, the sex
continues. If you thought that
Suzi was double penetrated out,
then wait until you see the semi-standing double
penetration. The sex keeps
improving
throughout the scene when there
are more acrobatic sex
maneuvers. For example, Alberto
makes sure not to drop her
while he still fucks her. In
the same instance, she lies on her back and sucks
David.
I hope the blood didn't rush to
her head. They resume double
penetrating Suzi while the
photographer takes a shot until the men take
their turn fucking her in
the standing anal position.
This is unbelievably scorching!
The excellent scene ends with
okay facials. Finally, the women
kiss each other.
The
tired men still have energy to
flirt with the journalist. Liza
welcomes the men's advances to
a certain extent, but not
enough to have sex with
them.
Scene
Two: Suzy Sweet with Christoph
Clark
I
don't know if you could put a
price on Suzi's volcanic
performance. Christoph Clark
mocks the adult business world
(or does he?) since the
director/producer "negotiates" the
price with her in a special
way. Christoph interrupts Suzi
pissing and compliments her
with his performance. He is
willing to shell only 1,000
dollars for the scene.
Meanwhile,
the reporter asks where Suzi
is. He mentions that the
director/producer likes to pay
his starts in the wc.
Before,
he gives her the money,
Christoph
fondles her and then inserts a
banana-sized dildo in her ass.
Then, she gives him a thorough
blowjob until he blows his load.
When
Christoph finishes with Suz,
Liza awaits in the opposite room.
Liza plays hard to get and
sends off the wrong signals to
Christoph. So, he makes a move,
but she slaps him. Liza, what
a tease!
Scene
Three: Liza Pirelli
Liza
returns to her flat and drops
her jacket on the floor. She
doesn't want to forget what
transpired that day. So, she looks into her mirror
and looks at her. nice body.
She wants to become hornier so
she lies on the bed with her legs spread apart as she plays
back the videotape. She plays
with herself until she cums.
This solo scene is the best I
have scene for awhile.
Furthermore, the scene proves
that a solo scene could be done
well without the use of sex
toys.
Scene
Four: Mallory with Csoky,
Thomas Stone (?), and Chris Mountain
(?)
The
scene takes place in a garage
with a limo parked inside. While
the average-above average
blonde undresses, two guys jerk off on each
side of the limo. Suddenly, she
is surrounded by three dicks.
The scene is interrupted by
Liza's call. Being the
professional he is, Christoph
invites her to the set.
Csoky
is the first person to enter
Mallory. Liza shows up at the set
and distracts the men from
their scene. Then, the sex starts
again with the other men
fucking her.
While
she writes her observations,
she notices that Csoky is jerking
off to her. Since this turns
her on, she walks up to the men
and give them handjobs for
several minutes until she returns
to writing. During this time,
they fondle
her breasts through her
magenta top. What a cock-tease! When Mallory gets
fucked in the
limo in the ass, Liza decides
to give the other man a handjob.
If you though she was a cock-
tease to these men, she was more
of a cock-tease to Christoph
since she says that he is to old
for her. Anyway, Mallory
performs an impressive double
penetration in such a small
space. Liza massages her breast as
she watches Mallory being
double-stuffed. By the scene's end,
she has a good amount of cum on
her face.
Liza comes over and
wipes the cum from her face.
Then, he slaps Christoph
because he wasn't man enough to wipe the
cum off Mallory's face.
Scene
Five: Christal and Inga with
Yann Scott and Yanos (?)
Liza returns
to her Ikea-ized home office.
She still wears her low-cut top
that accentuates her breasts.
She types her previous
experience on the computer, but
she begins to fantasize.
Furthermore, she
realizes that Christoph is not
a bad guy after all.
Liza
has a blue wig in this
sequence. In this scene, she only
strokes their dicks briefly.
Suddenly, Liza has Christal on a
leash. She tells Christal to
suck on the mute's (Yann Scott)
dick. Next, Inga sucks Yann as
Christal sucks on Yanos's dick.
Both ladies take dick in their
asses. Finally, Christal
receives a large load that hits her eye.
Also, Inga receives a
good facial. Finally, she
awakes from her kinky dream.
Scene
Six a) Agi and Tunder with
Hatman (?) b) Miss Blondie with Christoph
Clark
Miss
Blondie, as her name suggests,
is blonde. Anyway, Christoph
calls Liza and invites her to a
party. Unfortunately, she
cannot come. It doesn't matter
since he has Miss Blondie with
him.
Hatman
has two ladies, Agi and Tunder,
working on his member. The
brown-haired lady has a nice
ass that can be seen through her
fishnet stockings. The other
one has raven hair that makes
her look gothic. Meanwhile, Miss
Blondie gives head to Christoph.
After the oral sex, Christoph
fucks Miss Blondie in the other
room. There is a dash of
kinkiness since Christoph fucks
Miss Blondie's heel and
ankles. Finally, he cums on her
feet. While this is occurs,
Hatman fucks both woman, but
only the brown-haired lady takes
it in the ass. Christoph
returns to the room and the women
pair with a man. So, Christoph
takes the raven-haired lady and
fucks her until he produces a
cream pie. Finally, Hatman, cums
on the brown-haired lady after
fucking her hard in the ass.
Scene
Seven: Red Julia and Liza
Pirelli with David Perry
Christoph
starts a photo session with Red
Julia. She has a nice body, yet
she is has an average face.
When Liza calls Christoph, he
does not seem as interested as
he was before. She understands,
but she wants to go there
anyway. Before he leaves, he
tells Jean Michel, his
photographer, that he will
return in several hours.
While
he is out, Liza shows up and
introduces herself to Julia.
Then, she interviews her asking
Red Julia personal question.
By the time David Perry makes
an appearance, Jean Michel, has
to leave. Now, the three have
the place to themselves. Before
David fucks them, Liza
interviews him. At first, Liza watches
Red Julia performing fellatio.
She cannot stand it any longer
and so she plays with her
breasts until she takes David in her
juicy mouth. Both ladies takes
him up their asses as well as
performing ass-to-mouth action.
Finally, Liza sucks and jerks him off
until he sprays Juliet's cheek with an
adequate amount of cum.
The scene would have been
perfect if he could
"thank" them with a nice load
on their faces.
However, that did not occur.
Finally,
Christoph returns and asks Liza
if everything
went okay. At this point,
Christoph wants Liza badly. He
believes that his chances are
good and so he touches her
breasts. Liza slaps him and
leaves! She has been satisfied
with the younger man, David
Perry, and she also finished her
report. For her, there's no
reason to become intimate with
Christoph since she completed
her story!
Parting Thoughts: This
DVD is a must-buy! PERIOD!
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