Elastic Assholes 8 Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  7/4/2009

If Mike John’s directing it, I’m watching it. This is his latest edition of Elastic Assholes featuring such uber-babes as Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale and Lexi Love. So grab some lube and get ready to stroke it.

Kristina Rose

Kristina is laying on a blanket on the grass showing off her ass. She grabs Mr. Swrily to warm up her ass. Mr. Swirly is a glass dildo with a swirly ridge at the tip of it. She shows how she uses him and I wish my name was Mr. Swirly. She goes in the house with her panties pulled down to just below her ass and uses her fingers to play with her asshole. She gets naked and continues to tease the camera and talk dirty until James Deen enters the room. He goes down on her and tongues her asshole. He rams her toy in her ass and then she sucks his cock. She licks his asshole and gives him a real nice blowjob. Kristina can suck dick either gently or as fierce as you want, that’s one of the things I love about her. James puts her on the bed laying on her side with her ass facing him, lubes up her love canal and fucks her ass. This is a great position for Kristina as you can see her beautiful face and her luscious ass in the same shot. He fucks her in mish anal and shows off her gape, then puts her up against the wall and continues his anal violation. There is a mirror behind James and Mike captures every inch of their passion. Kristina drops to the floor and licks her juices off his cock before getting anally plowed in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl, begging for his cum the whole time. She eventually strokes him off in her mouth, which she swallows.

Dia Zerva

Dia is sitting backwards in a chair in the backyard with a thong bikini on and a butt plug in her ass. She licks off the plug and Mike suggests they go inside. She continues playing with the plug on a couch when Sean Michaels and Mr. Marcus show up. She performs a dual blowjob, slowly and sensuously, to get them both ready for play. She gags herself on Mr. Marcus’ cock while Sean fucks her in doggie. She reverses position so that Marcus can enter her pussy and gorges herself on Sean’s cock. She gets anally fucked by both men individually before she takes her first on-camera DP with Marcus getting the backdoor. She does some ATM on Marcus while Sean continues to fuck her ass. She reverses positions and takes a DP in cowgirl with Sean in her ass and I don’t know if she’s in pleasure or pain. She continues to get rammed individually and in a DP before she takes a double scoop of tasty treats in her mouth with some cleanup afterwards.

Chayse Evans

Chayse is romping by the pool in a pink bra and panties. She walks into the house where there’s a purple butt plug sitting on a stool. Chayse knows what she’s expected to do and lubes it up with her mouth before placing it in her ass. She plays with her ass for awhile showing off her sexy butt before Steve Holmes enters and feels her up. Chayse drops to her knees for a wicked blowjob which includes a lot of gagging and throat fucking. Steve fucks her in mish and then makes her lick the juices off his cock. He fucks her in spoon, then finally slips it in her ass. After some ATM by Chayse (which includes deep throating), she rides him in reverse cowgirl anal and then he stuffs her in doggie anal and cowgirl anal. I really liked the reverse cowgirl because it shows off Chayse’s entire smokin’ body. Steve fucks her face again then strokes off in her mouth, which Chayse swallows.

Holly Fox

Blonde Holly is out by the pool in a brown top and a jean skirt. She shows off her ass for Mike, rubs one out, then gets naked. She has a nice lean body with a plump ass and average sized tits (looks good, in my opinion). She goes in the house to tease the camera some more when James Deen enters and starts eating her asshole. He lubes up her asshole and starts fingering it, then fucks her pussy in doggie. He then enters her ass in the same position, gently at first, then working up a good rhythm. He takes her to the staircase to continue plowing her in a standing doggie, then, after she cleans off his cock, he keeps up the rhythm in reverse cowgirl. More anal in doggie and mish, this time back on the couch, and James tries to spit in her mouth, but instead spits all over her face including her eye. He makes her gape, then strokes off in her mouth to give her some nutrition.

Charlotte Vale

Disk two begins with the sexy Charlotte modeling some tight jean shorts. She pulls down the jeans and shows that she has an ass to die for. She opens up her bikini top and jiggles her tits and I want to transport myself into the scene! She shows off her goods including fingering her asshole, then makes her way upstairs to join James Deen. She pauses on the staircase to taste her ass and this girl surely knows how to tease! She teases his cock with her tongue and then engulfs it in one swallow. She gets throat fucked a little before James decides to play with her ass. He fingers it then starts fucking her ass in doggie. He makes her taste her juices by shoving his cock in her mouth, then fucks her in reverse spoon anal. Mish and spoon anal are followed by Charlotte tossing his salad and licking his balls. She also gets severely face fucked before James continues his anal violation in mish and doggie. He strokes off in her mouth and Charlotte swallows it with a smile. I’ve been very impressed with Charlotte lately and this one is no exception.

Lexi Love

Lexi is on a couch in a tight blue top and jean shorts. The way her nipples are sticking out, it must be cold in the room. She rolls around on the couch showing off her body and eventually gets naked. She rubs one out and tastes herself before fingering her ass and tasting that too. Sean Michaels eats her out, then shows Lexi the tent pole in his pants prompting her to take it out and give him head. Lexi give a wet blowjob with lots of stringers. Lexi picks up a belt and snaps it around before wrapping it around her body. She leads Sean into another room where she continues the head before riding him in cowgirl. She strokes his cock with her feet before Sean enters her ass in mish, before moving onto reverse cowgirl, doggie and spoon. She wants his cum because she’s earned it and he shoots a load into her mouth. Lexi plays with it before downing it.

SPECIAL FEATURES

There’s a cumshot recap, a photo gallery, some trailers and a BTS lasting 47:23.

SUMMARY

Another winner from Mike John. Any movie with Kristina Rose in it automatically gets a leg up on the competition, but this one features the sexy Chayse Evans and the underrated Charlotte Vale, not to mention Lexi, Dia and Holly. All scenes were top notch and this movie should definitely be on your purchase list. Good job, Mike!