Elastic Assholes 8 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  6/30/2009

Greetings adult fans time for a new Mike John dvd and that's always cause for cheer. This one focuses in on the ass and more importantly we get to see just how much they can fit in, you know Elastic Assholes! A nice cast too with Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale and Lexi Love to drop some names on ya. No need to wait let's hit a few highlights.

Kristina Rose:

Our first girl up is one of the hotter gonzo girls working today I think and I see Kristina only getting better and better as she goes along. We open with her outside, it's a lazy day, the birds are chirping and we get Kristina on a towel wearing a nice revealing outfit. Mike and she exchange pleasantries as we check out that bod, yes you see that ass shown off and it will only get better once it's no longer covered by anything. Kristina also has a glass toy in hand and you can guess it finds a home right in her ass. There's some crawling, always a staple in porn it seems, then we head inside where we get really good ass views. Mike works in some floor shots too gazing up as Miss Rose preps her booty for action, there's a great wide open pussy spread shot as well. James Deen then enters and he's one of her faves as any ADT regular knows so the chemistry is instantaneous, James is all over that pussy/ ass licking and the two begin a spit exchange too. After a little more toy play we get Kristina's mouth used for the blowjob and she loves that. Sexwise they bypass the pussy altogether going right to her ass. A few positions are worked in and I liked the standing position in front of a big mirror, they both could see her ass being violated. Cowgirl anal takes us home until the pop which Kristina works out to her mouth, cleanup too and we're off with one awesome scene in the books.

Dia Zerva:

We head back outdoors for the next scene which features Dia sitting on a wooden chair-- see she's already inspired wood!! Mike helps further the cause with more great ground shots of her ass and the two have a pleasant conversation on the affiars of the world. Dia then stands up so she can fit in a large toy which then prompts her to go inside where we check out that ass a little more with a nice bend over shot. Then it's onto a couch where Dia gets comfy, twists the toy around some and she's still playing when two gentleman enter and get on both sides of her. Dia rises up to take on Sean Michael's cock followed soon by Mr. Marcus. Dia must've been dick hungry that day as she shows both schlongs a very good time before the fellas set their sites on her holes and they hit the pussy first but that ass doesn't stay empty for long, there was a toy in it until it was time to tap that ass. There is even some dp fun in this one before they unload to Dia's mouth and they guys saved a little something up for her too, nice.

Chayse Evans:

We keep the ball rolling with Chayse who I just ran into during the recent Erotica LA show, looking good too I must say. Mike likes starting outside for this one it seems as we're going back there to catch up with Chayse who is fun and does a good show off for Mike and us-- solid in close shots too as we check her out. I liked it better, though, when they headed inside. The sunlight wasn't bad but indoors it's just so much easier to see as Chayse has a little something for her ass, prepping it for anal we hope! Papa Steve Holmes then joins in and this guy is so romantic with the ladies, kissing all over but doing a real good job of moving over the pussy/ ass with his tongue which has Chayse losing her breath real quick. Steve then gets right to it with some strong pumping in mish vag, a few slaps to her tits too, Chayse is in the zone, her breath getting labored and it became harder too when Steve jammed his dick in there. This is probably the most aggressive head so far from the girls I've seen. Reverse anal was worked in a couple times in this one, Chayse at one point rises up to smother Steve's face in pussy juice and she does more aggressive knob polishing too. Steve ends up draining a good load down into her mouth with instant cleanup from Chayse.

Holly Fox:

We close out the first disc with this pretty blonde and we are four for four with starting off outside. Mike eases up to Holly who's wearing a skirt so this allows for some good upskirt/ floor shots as Mike goes all perve on her! Holly then sits giving us a nice spread open shot. The goodies then start coming out, her fingers tracing over the pussy lips and her modest tits then say hello before we see the skirt lowered leaving only her panties on. They don't last much longer and then it's time to hit indoors where we have James Deen waiting to bury his face in that ass along with a few fingers. The guys haven't wanted much for an early bj in this one it seems as we get right to fucking, doggiestyle, James wants to work into banging that ass. The two do some fine fucking on the stairs, here it's anal time too in reverse with A2M too from Holly. Later on in the scene you have James drilling anally in mish and this causes a big gape to develop. We end with a few good ropes fired into Holly's mouth where it disappears with cleanup too. Now it's time to slip in disc two and see who's also joining the party.

Charlotte Vale:

So for this scene we start off inside which is a change but everything else stays pretty much the same as Mike zooms right in for a good closeup on Charlotte. The two engage in a conversation too but when she turns around I think you'll focus in on those tits, the bluejean shorts were hot too. Charlotte doesn't keep them on much longer giving us the slow pull down to the bottom of her ass cheeks where we get the jiggle-- you know the butt cheek jiggle!!No undies on so it's just the top left and she leaves it on for the time being as she pulls her boobs out, sitting too we get some fingering done with a great zoom in shot. A little finger play to her ass too before we get Charlotte on the stairs with the slow crawl up, pausing so we can zoom in on that ass. Arriving upstairs we find a guy waiting and it's James Deen back for more-- doesn't he get enough pussy, lol. Charlotte is in perfect position to work his cock out and she goes slow at first but James pushes in deep so we get some spit coating his shaft, then they back up with his dick still in her mouth. Charlotte bent over was in perfect position for James to slip several fingers in to that ass which he soon will violate, a few ass spanks too for good measure. Staying in doggie, how nice she doesn't have to move we get James standing over and drilling that ass which does gape. There is also some aggressive A2M from Charlotte too. The aggressiveness is maintained for the rest of the scene too as they hit more anal, he slaps her tits a few times and we end up with a good loat shot into Charlotte's waiting mouth.

Lexi Love:

Finale time and who better to close the show with than Lexi who has an amazing ass which looks superb with a cock drilling it. As with the previous scene we open inside and much like Charlotte we have Lexi in bluejean shots but this time her top covers more of her chest area. Lexi gives us a nice smile/ eye look as Mike's camera finds her but you know we're soon switched around to her backside, still covered but she shakes it some. Turning back over the top's lifted up and her perky tits taken out and tweeked. Next up the shorts go and we get our first of many looks at her ass, yeah its' a pretty good one fans. Lexi knows the drill and gives us a good show arching it up and then shaking it, spreading it. If you're not a fan of this ass from that you won't be. Lexi then relaxes back on the couch using her fingers to pleasure first her pussy and then her ass, licking them of course. Sean Michaels is back too for this one and enjoys the view for a bit as he first joins in but it's not long before he's dippin down for a taste of that juicy pussy. Loved the wide open shot too with her legs and I chuckled when she takes off his trademark glasses and puts them on herself. Sean then stands up and you can't help but notice the huge bulge and eating pussy will do that I'm told. Lexi gives relief by freeing his cock and letting her mouth engulf as much as it can. Lexi does a great job too, even massaging his balls too, the side view was great in showing this. Sean then munches on that ass briefly before we hit the sex, cowgirl was amazing even just vag. Anal wise you see Lexi violated in mish, reverse and doggie closing out with Sean giving her a good pop to taste. We're all done and thanks Lexi for another fine anal scene.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this was another deluxe Mike John special with lots of hot anal sex with six pretty girls who enjoyed taking it up the ole poopchute! Kristina, Chayse and Lexi led the way for me. Extra wise you have a few choices from the pops being repeated to some pics and yeah there's BTS too, 47 minutes worth so check it out!