Dirty Shary Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  12/20/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the www.AdultMovies.com service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
When the local police department needs help in cracking a white slavery ring, they call on the best. They call on "Dirty Shary" (Christy Canyon), whose notorious knockers are all the weapons she needs to infiltrate the group and save the day. Such is the case in the identically titled, 1984 release from Caballero and director Harold Lime. Featuring the lovely Ms. Canyon in the lead role, along with support from the likes of Bunny Bleu, Heather Wayne, and Colleen Brennan, this film is actually a lot of fun. It lacks a serious and intricate plot, but what is there is enough to frame the sex well, and its lighthearted tone adds to its sexual flavor. Speaking of which, the fucking is generally hot, as is Ms. Canyon, and a young Bunny Bleu is always a plus, as well. For fans of Christy, cheesy 80's fare, and/or the sexy-but-simple classics, this one's worth a look.

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds Christy's partner, Steve Drake, overcome by her big breasteses, despite the fact that the two have a case to get to work on. Of course, there's always time for a bit of the fucky-fucky, and they get down to it right there on the spot. Sexy oral and vaginal action follows, with Ms. Canyon's boobs gently bouncing as she takes the "D". A pop on her backside out of doggy finishes off this fine affair. In Scene Two, Beverly Bliss, a harsh dominatrix, pops Dino Alexander's college-boy cherry at the sex ring house. She belittles and berates him as the pair does the dirty (oral, vaginal ; cum-shot on her bush). Scene Three couples Steve Drake with an incredible blonde coquette, Bunny Bleu, also at the sex house. Bunny's looking great in her barely-legal ensemble, and it's no wonder that Drake puts up little resistance to her charms. A naughty, oral and vaginal fucking unfolds that leaves both participants spent (gooey load on her bush). In Scene Four, the strawberry blonde, Heather Wayne, sits upon a bed, her pink lingerie pushed aside and masturbating, when her pimp, Billy Dee, pops in and takes her. He gives her the good stuff orally and vaginally in a variety of positions, and a money-shot on her ass-crack out of doggy caps off this carnal caper. Scene Five has the carrot-topped Colleen Brennan and her smooth-shaven crotch throwing a freebie Dino Alexander's way after his prior pounding at the hands of Beverly Bliss. This time around, things are far softer and gentler for him, as Colleen's much more of a lover than she is a fighter. It's oral and vaginal action that ensues, with a pop-shot sliding all over her slick pelvis finishing off the festivities. In Scene Six, Christy gets caught taking photos of the house of ill repute, and she ends up having to suck and fuck Dan T. Mann, which she does deftly and with fervor. She gives up her pussy, mouth, and tits in pleasuring him, as he attempts to fuck the truth out of her. A sloppy cum-shot on her chest, ample breasts, and face (a bit) closes out this crazy coupling. Hot stuff!