Date From Hell Review

Description
Date From Hell is a couples feature with a humorous plot.

General Impression
The movie wasn't overburdened with plot, but it also wasn't that funny. The girls are very good looking, and the sex was reasonably hot in two of the scenes, but nothing earth-shattering. By some odd quirk, they cast Ron Jeremy in two unrelated roles.

Ron Jeremy chairs a meeting of people traumatized by bad dates. Serenity, Steve Hatcher, Johnni Black, and Steve Drake take turns describing their disappointing encounters.

Sex
Serenity imagines her upcoming date as a suave and polished man who brings perfect gifts and says all the right things. At her favorite restaurant, they peel off her clothes so that he can slip his latexed dick in for a vigorous, thumping mish with too much moaning. RCG and standing doggie follow. At one point his dick falls out and there is a very nice close shot of her pussy grasping and contracting. But she awakens from her reverie to discover that her real date is an ordinary clutz.

Steve Hatcher plays a masturbating loser with a blow-up sex doll. In a bid to finally lose his virginity he calls an escort service, then falls asleep to dream of his girl's arrival. Leanna arrives looking fabulous in a tight black outfit, and she exuberantly falls right onto his dick to gobble it. She's hungry for cock, working it over good and swallowing it with gusto. Some pretty hot and prolonged mish on his couch, with a nice variety in the pacing, and some reinsertions. RCG gives us a view of her fake tits which appear to have been applied with an ice cream scoop. Ouch. But there's some nice soft moaning from her and growling from him, he fucks well and they have some real heat. He wakes from his nap to find someone way less exciting than Leanni at his door.

Serenity embarks on some rather ordinary sex (loud music, condom, yawn) at her next date's apartment, but when the lights come up, she finds his creepy apartment decorated with taxidermy and satanic props.

Johhni Black plays a vulgar, cigarette smoker with big hair, who somehow, over the internet, lands a marriage to a prince. He arrives in a limo and undresses her to tongue her twat. She hoovers his hose. Porn music bounces jarringly along for the ride, with some grimacing, sweaty sex in a bluish light. There's plenty of ball-sack cam and odd-angled shots.

Steve Drake tells of his date with Mandi Frost. He kisses her down to her red bra and panties, then they both suck on her panties a little, He goes down on her, finger fucks her. The music is more reasonable in this scene, as she sucks his dick. For a lot of the bj, though, we see the back of her head and her ass, not the action. She's vocal in RCG - "Fuck my pussy! Fuck it harder!" In doggie, he places his thumb over her asshole. It's a long scene and could have looked hot, but it was shot with flickering light, distracting music, and odd angles. But they had a nice chemistry.

For the last scene, Serenity and Johhni Black have decided to 'give up on men' and they turn to each other for a romp on the desk with a double dildo.

Extras
For Wicked, this one is light on extras - there are bloopers, star stats, galleries, and the usual Wicked promos and trailers. The audio options in Spanish and Italian were fun to listen to for awhile.

Summary
This one is above average, and decent, but it's not outstanding. It's a worthwhile rental for the second and fifth scenes.

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