Dangerous Tides Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  10/12/2019

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
It's all fun and games aboard the Adrianna, a private yacht out on a sexy swingers cruise, until a band of salty sea pirates led by Brad Armstrong storms the boat looking for a drug smuggler and his stash. With only her wits and her feminine wiles to aid her, a young radio broadcast winner, the legendary Jenna Jameson, sets out to save the passengers and crew alike. Whether she'll succeed (suck-seed?) or whether everyone will end up doomed remain the burning questions of the day, but one thing that's for certain is that there'll be plenty of hot and horny hijinks on the high seas along the way. Such is the case in "Dangerous Tides", a very good, 1997 release from Wicked and director Brad Armstrong. Featuring a bevy of gorgeous babes, including the likes of Jameson herself, Melissa Hill, Nici Sterling, Missy, and so on, along with an engrossing storyline and well-captured sex, this film truly serves as a fine example of a feature of its day and holds up well with time. Indeed, the settings are perfect for the premise, the production values are high, and everyone involved plays his/her parts to the best of their abilities. What results is a fun, action-packed fucker of a film that is more than worthy of a watch. As such, fans of Jenna Jameson, Brad Armstrong's features, 90's porn, and/or any of the ladies are going to want to give this one a look. It won't disappoint. Hands down and dicks up (on deck?), it's a winner!

In terms of the sex, Scene One brings together a horny duo of swinging couples, Ruby and Steve Drake & Yvonne and Eric Price, for some videotaped action out on the boat's back deck. Being the wife-swappers that they are, Steve pairs up with Yvonne, whilst Eric takes Ruby. The action here--oral and vaginal--is hot and varied, and the good times come to a close with Price hosing down Ruby's ass, and Drake dropping one out of missionary on Yvonne's hand-covered pussy and in Ruby's mouth. Of course, Ruby laps at the cum on Yvonee's freshly-fucked hole and Steve's spent cock. Nice ending! In Scene Two, the first mate, Vince Voyeur, turns a bridge tour with the delectable and stunning star of the show, Jenna Jameson, into a full-on suck-and-fuck, once the equally-horny captain (Mike Horner) is called away. It doesn't take long for the two to get into one another...and for Jameson to drop down to her knees and start blowing him...and then to take him vaginally. Jenna looks incredible here, and her enthusiasm matches her good looks. A load on her gorgeous face and ample tits, followed up by some post-cum head, caps off this sexy interlude. Hot! Scene Three finds three co-workers--a boss, Wilde Oscar, and his two smokin' employees, Nici Sterling and Alexandra Silk, breaking away from the ship's larger dinner party and getting a drink--and then getting it on--at a side-bar. The trio is on the trip to celebrate their sales numbers, but it's really the cock and the cunt that they're after...and that's what they all get. The oral work--both boy-girl and girl-girl--in this one is steamy, as is the fucking--anal and vaginal for each woman--and the festivities finish off with a spurting shot straight down Silk's newly-nookered b-hole and onto Sterling's crotch, which is positioned below. Another raunchy romp! In Scene Four, a handful of lusty ladies on the cruise, Jenna, Melissa Hill, Antonia, Angelica Sin, Barocca, and Charlie, let the summer sun get to them, as they drop their bikinis and go to work on one another. The all-girl orgy that ensues is both steamy and varied, with fingers, tongues, vibrators, and shared double-dongs all on the day's menu. The action here also includes Charlie taking a thin vibrator in her bum at the hands of Jenna, all as the other ladies look in at her quivering privates and manipulate her with a pocket-rocket. Wow! Scene Five pairs up the luscious Jenna Jameson with one of her captors, the dark and dusky Mickey G. As part of a distraction, Jameson separates G from the rest of the group and gets him alone on the back deck. With little effort, she drops his pants, drops to her knees, and begins to tickle her tonsils and tongue with his meaty cock. A steamy oral and vaginal schtupping ensues, with Mickey ultimately unloading on Jenna's tummy and chest out of missionary on a staircase. Nice! In Scene Six, the ravishing redhead and Hall of Famer, Melissa Hill, talks the bad guy leader, Brad Armstrong, into a "going away present" in the engine room, which, of course, involves some raunchy sex. Hill barely has a chance to get his dick in her mouth when Brad's female accomplice, the lusty blonde, Missy, makes her appearance and joins in. A full-on, boy-girl-girl threeway unfolds, including plenty of oral, vaginal, and lesbian action. Missy does anal along the way, and a spurting pop on her back out of doggie-anal...followed by some cum-lapping by Melissa...finish off this fine fuck. Very good! Great flick!


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