Cheating Housewives 3 (Smash Pictures) Review

Lisa Ann

I remember Lisa Ann from her 1st run through. I was never a fan, but I have to applaud her on her ability to age gracefully. I have no idea how old she was when she left the biz, but it seems like it’s been a decade and she still looks amazing. Her tummy, titties and tushy look as tight as ever. She is hands down the type of female that makes us all MILF junkies.

The action was fairly standard here, no anal, no IR. I have to admit that left me a little bit limp, but if you are a Lisa Ann fan I bet you are in cloud nine right about now.

Donna Doll

Something about Donna gets me swollen like her name was Jeanna Fine. I have never seen Donna in action, but I have seen stills and those long legs, look great in stockings and her plump chest is tan and firm. On second thought, I know what it is about Donna. She is that hot older woman in your office who was way too picky in her 20’s and now that she’s in her 30’s she’d fuck the copier repair guy if her gave her enough attention.

Donna is obviously slim, but she still has the kind of curves you have to work for. The sex and the camera work were top shelf, but Donna hands down owned this scene from the second she appeared on screen.

Aurora Snow

Some people hate to hear it, but Ms Snow is another example of why contracts are bad for business. Once she became exclusive, she completely fell off my radar. At her peak she was an anal interracial freak, and that is the way I’d like to remember her, always.

That said, boy has her look changed. I 1st saw her as a Bubbly, Goofy, Gang Bang Girl. She has now matured into a beautiful woman. That’s most likely what has held her fan base and caused her stock to continually rise.

For the 1st time in this title we are getting some anal, and Ms. Snows ass looks great. Unfortunately, we don’t get to see enough ass or anal, but it’s still a solid scene. Once again, the camera was everywhere you wanted it to be, I would have just liked to see more ass and more anal.

Carrie Ann

This thick bitch is porn answer to Catherine Zeta Jones, at least she could be if she dropped the goth look. Truth be told, she’s got a taste of Diane Lane in her as well.

This scene was a bit disappointing. Not because the action wasn’t good, or Carrie Anna didn’t look good, but because it was on the short side. I know that all scenes can’t be 30 minutes, but at times you have to recognize talent and allow them to work it out on screen.

Nicole Sheridan

If somebody knows what the fuck happened to her nose, be sure to email me at the link below, cause that’s a mutha fuckin shame. Even though I found her nose to be distracting, she surprisingly enough looks amazing. I could be wrong, but did she re-inflate her chest? Another plus is she appears to have a few extra pounds and every last pound appears to have landed exactly where you would have hoped they would.

Many people have voiced the fact that they have seen enough Nicole and Voodoo to last a lifetime, but they managed to bring something fresh to this title. They always have heat, but I think it’s something special today. The best part of these two is always the anal and the cum shots.

The Pocketcomb Prognosis

The acting here is nothing short of poor, but truth be told the story line in Smash productions could use a lot more originality, or they need to stick to titles and action. This title had good elements, but the absence of IR made me feel unwelcome after suck a strong prequel.

This was a strong title, but not for IR fans.