Buttman's Beautiful Brazilian Ass Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Starring: Bella, Kid Jamaica, Alex Ferraz, Monica Santhiago, Talita Brandao
Released on: 8/29/2008
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Reviewed by Long Noel on 10/4/2008
“Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass” (2008)
Themes: Foreign, Brazilian, Ass Obsession, Anal, Rough Sex
Starring: Talita Brandao, Bella, Monica Santhiago, Roge, Alex Ferraz & Kid Jamaica
Produced & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano
Current thoughts:
I’m listening to “Para Ouvir no Radio (Luciana)”; a song by the Brazilian legend Jorge Ben (The James Brown of Brazil), recorded in 1975. I’ve listened to this song 40-something times in a row, nonstop today. You can say that this man is my favorite musician of all time. Jorge is unbeatable!
It took me 4 weeks to rent this fucking video. My local video store was always sold out and as soon as a copy got in, it got snatched the fuck up quickly. I have a lot of faith in this video, as I’ve seen the trailer about a month before it’s official release in late August of 2008. John “Buttman” Stagliano’s last greatest accomplishment happened to be “Buttman’s Anal Show 5” (with Brazilian sexpot, Deborah Taylor), while “Buttman’s Ass Adoro” was a flick, dedicated to one long-ass 90 minute sex scene and “Buttman’s Brazilian Ass Fetish” being labeled as “a disappointment” by many (although I’ve not seen it). So, let’s see WTF is up, finally! [I can’t believe I’m the first to review it, though…]
SUMMARY:
This film is shot entirely in Brazil. Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass stars three lovely Brazilian women (Monica being my favorite of all three) with some heavy curves on their torsos. There are three scenes here, all of which last for about an hour a piece. With the first scene with Talita happens to be the weakest of the three while the other two scenes happen to be the greatest I’ve seen in a minute. In every scene, the tease sequences are very drawn out, obsessive and creative. They are very long without being boring at all. This is unlike any other “Buttman” movie that has ever been made. How so? Well, because some of the sex here is very rough, which includes some standing 69, open-hand face slaps, females being slapped in the face with dick, females retching and gagging during oral sex, a few being pulled by their hair from room to room, some mouths being held open by a man’s hands, exposing some crowns and fillings while she sucks another guy’s dick, choking and some very nasty milk-enemas going in one’s rectum, being squirted in a guy’s mouth, right before he swaps the enema liquids into this woman’s mouth for her to drink! I am glad to see Kid Jamaica in this flick, helping Alex Ferraz beat Bella’s brown body up. At one point, while Kid Jamaica is literally in her anus with his dick, either his foot of Alex’s foot gets placed on her face. So, unlike any other Buttman movie, this flick has some very dominant sex added to the mix of Brazilian models, miraculously great ass obsession and views of beaches in Brazil amid broad daylight.
Although all three scenes are great and has everything for everybody, my personal favorite is the final scene with Monica. Words can’t really describe my love for this scene, this woman, her spunk and the deadly ass obsession that’s seen here, which is the best I’ve seen since “Mami Culo Grande 5”. When the opening credits roll, you see her big ass wrapped in a neon-orange thong, trying to desperately fit herself in a skin-tight pair of blue jeans and it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in so long! This is a rarity in pornography and it’s the perfect thing to see for any man who’s ever curious to know how certain fleshy, curvy breezies are ever able to fit into a small pair of jeans. This scene also had the nastiest blowjob I’ve ever seen in the history of pornography!
NEGATIVES:
I didn’t like how some of the women were gagging on the dicks attached to the guys. In the first scene, Talita gags so much to the point to where she’s coughing like crazy, retching and spitting all on the camera lens. Also, in Bella’s scene, a dude stuffs most of his toes from his foot in her mouth. None of this shit is sexy at all to me. I don’t care if I enjoyed seeing Laura Angel’s mouth being stuffed with two bananas and Rocco Siffredi’s dick at the same time in the “Rocco’s Hardest Scenes” compilation. That was very sexy, full of romanticism and intimacy. This here wasn’t. I understand that John Stagliano is highly influenced by Jake Malone and his aggressive sexuality and while it’s great to see that he is trying to keep up with the times, I’m not used to seeing this kind of severity in his flicks. I don’t mind the females being slapped up a bit, but this kind of sloppy, distasteful oral-gagging is too over-the-top. And where was Mayara Sheldon (from Jazz Duro’s Big Butt Slutz 2) at when this film was being made?
DVD QUALITY:
This film runs for 183 minutes (3 hrs., 3 mins.) The a/v quality is clean and crispy! However, it seems as if the brightness and the contrast of the picture changes every once in a while. I’ve noticed this very clearly when I viewed it on my HP/Compaq laptop’s DVD player. This skin flick is shot in anamorphic widescreen (1.85). There are three separate photo galleries for the three ladies. There are trailers for the entire “Fashionistas” trilogy and “Buttman’s Brazilian Ass Fetish” (which didn’t gain very much attention). Cast info and cumshot recaps are also included. I am also so glad that this was able to fit onto one disc, instead of dividing them into two. There are also some Portuguese subtitles that are red, trimmed in blue (for those who can’t understand English). I only wish there were English subtitles included, for those who can’t understand English. Although the subtitles are accurate, they aren’t very consistent and in sync. You don’t see them pop up every time someone says something in English. Mr. Stagliano has become that popular and is an important trend-setter in human history to the point to where people overseas watch his videos. I recall seeing some “Buttman” stores in Latin America. I haven’t been to them in person (yet), but I’ve seen photos!
BOTTOM LINE:
I’ve said in the past that “Buttman’s Rio Carnival Hardcore” was his best Brazilian flick and probably THE best Brazilian porno. But that one ain’t got Monterey-Jack SHIT on this one! This is the most flawless Buttman film since “Buttman’s Anal Divas". Let me add that the tables have turned, ladies and gentlemen! Stagliano has influenced so many people and changed their lives, for better or worse, with his visionary of a woman’s backyard. Now, it’s like many others have influenced him (from Jake Malone to Jay Sin). Too many words can't describe my love for this flick. It doesn’t make sense for three Brazilian females to be this beautiful. It doesn’t make any damn sense for ass-obsession to be this fucking good!
RATING: 97.8% - Own it, immediately!
THE FIVE BEST BRAZILIAN PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEOS:
1) Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass
2) Buttman’s Anal Divas (One scene shot in Europe, Two shot in Brazil)
3) Buttman’s Rio Carnival Hardcore
4) Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3
5) The Best Ass in the World
Themes: Foreign, Brazilian, Ass Obsession, Anal, Rough Sex
Starring: Talita Brandao, Bella, Monica Santhiago, Roge, Alex Ferraz & Kid Jamaica
Produced & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano
Current thoughts:
I’m listening to “Para Ouvir no Radio (Luciana)”; a song by the Brazilian legend Jorge Ben (The James Brown of Brazil), recorded in 1975. I’ve listened to this song 40-something times in a row, nonstop today. You can say that this man is my favorite musician of all time. Jorge is unbeatable!
It took me 4 weeks to rent this fucking video. My local video store was always sold out and as soon as a copy got in, it got snatched the fuck up quickly. I have a lot of faith in this video, as I’ve seen the trailer about a month before it’s official release in late August of 2008. John “Buttman” Stagliano’s last greatest accomplishment happened to be “Buttman’s Anal Show 5” (with Brazilian sexpot, Deborah Taylor), while “Buttman’s Ass Adoro” was a flick, dedicated to one long-ass 90 minute sex scene and “Buttman’s Brazilian Ass Fetish” being labeled as “a disappointment” by many (although I’ve not seen it). So, let’s see WTF is up, finally! [I can’t believe I’m the first to review it, though…]
SUMMARY:
This film is shot entirely in Brazil. Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass stars three lovely Brazilian women (Monica being my favorite of all three) with some heavy curves on their torsos. There are three scenes here, all of which last for about an hour a piece. With the first scene with Talita happens to be the weakest of the three while the other two scenes happen to be the greatest I’ve seen in a minute. In every scene, the tease sequences are very drawn out, obsessive and creative. They are very long without being boring at all. This is unlike any other “Buttman” movie that has ever been made. How so? Well, because some of the sex here is very rough, which includes some standing 69, open-hand face slaps, females being slapped in the face with dick, females retching and gagging during oral sex, a few being pulled by their hair from room to room, some mouths being held open by a man’s hands, exposing some crowns and fillings while she sucks another guy’s dick, choking and some very nasty milk-enemas going in one’s rectum, being squirted in a guy’s mouth, right before he swaps the enema liquids into this woman’s mouth for her to drink! I am glad to see Kid Jamaica in this flick, helping Alex Ferraz beat Bella’s brown body up. At one point, while Kid Jamaica is literally in her anus with his dick, either his foot of Alex’s foot gets placed on her face. So, unlike any other Buttman movie, this flick has some very dominant sex added to the mix of Brazilian models, miraculously great ass obsession and views of beaches in Brazil amid broad daylight.
Although all three scenes are great and has everything for everybody, my personal favorite is the final scene with Monica. Words can’t really describe my love for this scene, this woman, her spunk and the deadly ass obsession that’s seen here, which is the best I’ve seen since “Mami Culo Grande 5”. When the opening credits roll, you see her big ass wrapped in a neon-orange thong, trying to desperately fit herself in a skin-tight pair of blue jeans and it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in so long! This is a rarity in pornography and it’s the perfect thing to see for any man who’s ever curious to know how certain fleshy, curvy breezies are ever able to fit into a small pair of jeans. This scene also had the nastiest blowjob I’ve ever seen in the history of pornography!
NEGATIVES:
I didn’t like how some of the women were gagging on the dicks attached to the guys. In the first scene, Talita gags so much to the point to where she’s coughing like crazy, retching and spitting all on the camera lens. Also, in Bella’s scene, a dude stuffs most of his toes from his foot in her mouth. None of this shit is sexy at all to me. I don’t care if I enjoyed seeing Laura Angel’s mouth being stuffed with two bananas and Rocco Siffredi’s dick at the same time in the “Rocco’s Hardest Scenes” compilation. That was very sexy, full of romanticism and intimacy. This here wasn’t. I understand that John Stagliano is highly influenced by Jake Malone and his aggressive sexuality and while it’s great to see that he is trying to keep up with the times, I’m not used to seeing this kind of severity in his flicks. I don’t mind the females being slapped up a bit, but this kind of sloppy, distasteful oral-gagging is too over-the-top. And where was Mayara Sheldon (from Jazz Duro’s Big Butt Slutz 2) at when this film was being made?
DVD QUALITY:
This film runs for 183 minutes (3 hrs., 3 mins.) The a/v quality is clean and crispy! However, it seems as if the brightness and the contrast of the picture changes every once in a while. I’ve noticed this very clearly when I viewed it on my HP/Compaq laptop’s DVD player. This skin flick is shot in anamorphic widescreen (1.85). There are three separate photo galleries for the three ladies. There are trailers for the entire “Fashionistas” trilogy and “Buttman’s Brazilian Ass Fetish” (which didn’t gain very much attention). Cast info and cumshot recaps are also included. I am also so glad that this was able to fit onto one disc, instead of dividing them into two. There are also some Portuguese subtitles that are red, trimmed in blue (for those who can’t understand English). I only wish there were English subtitles included, for those who can’t understand English. Although the subtitles are accurate, they aren’t very consistent and in sync. You don’t see them pop up every time someone says something in English. Mr. Stagliano has become that popular and is an important trend-setter in human history to the point to where people overseas watch his videos. I recall seeing some “Buttman” stores in Latin America. I haven’t been to them in person (yet), but I’ve seen photos!
BOTTOM LINE:
I’ve said in the past that “Buttman’s Rio Carnival Hardcore” was his best Brazilian flick and probably THE best Brazilian porno. But that one ain’t got Monterey-Jack SHIT on this one! This is the most flawless Buttman film since “Buttman’s Anal Divas". Let me add that the tables have turned, ladies and gentlemen! Stagliano has influenced so many people and changed their lives, for better or worse, with his visionary of a woman’s backyard. Now, it’s like many others have influenced him (from Jake Malone to Jay Sin). Too many words can't describe my love for this flick. It doesn’t make sense for three Brazilian females to be this beautiful. It doesn’t make any damn sense for ass-obsession to be this fucking good!
RATING: 97.8% - Own it, immediately!
THE FIVE BEST BRAZILIAN PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEOS:
1) Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass
2) Buttman’s Anal Divas (One scene shot in Europe, Two shot in Brazil)
3) Buttman’s Rio Carnival Hardcore
4) Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3
5) The Best Ass in the World
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