Buttman's Beautiful Brazilian Ass Review

Reviewed by K-man  on  4/7/2009

I wanted to review Buttman’s Brazilian Ass because John Stagliano is my favorite pornographer of all time, and he focuses on my favorite part of the female body. Obviously, that is the butt.

In this movie, he travels to Sao Paolo, where he immediately meets a nice looking local gal with a fantastic body and crooked teeth. Stags admires her great body and fondles her thoroughly. This woman has the kind of butt most of us would like to plant our faces in for a long time.

There is an extended period of her showing us that great body, most enjoyable when she kneels on a chaise with her ass high, spreading the cheeks for us to see all. My goodness, that is great porn!

For reasons unknown, Stags brings out this bizarre device that hooks on to her nipples and stretches out her boobs. It looks like a medieval torture device and, at least in my opinion, does nothing at all to enhance the eroticism of the scene. If you have a great ass like that at your disposal what are you doing torturing tit?

Our stud shows up, and soon has her riding his face with her ass. She stuffs his whole dick in her mouth, making herself gag. He gets rough with her, slapping her and holding her nose closed. Why? Who knows? He starts fucking her doggy, and chokes her. Why? Who knows? She gets on top fucking him hard enough to make a god-awful racket on the chaise lounge. There’s a bed in the other room. Why not use it?

Finally, at about the 45-minute mark, we start preparing for anal penetration. After some insertion problems, he fits in her ass, and is soon stroking for our viewing pleasure. They move to a cowgirl anal, which looks wonderful.

Almost unbelievably, even though he fucks her mouth, pussy, and ass, with atm thrown in, he seems to have wood problems. I’m pretty sure I would have the opposite problem, blowing my load too quick.

Next is a sort of standing piledriver mish, which is interrupted by a choking throat fuck.

Finally, he pops, and the scene is over after about an hour.

This scene has a chance to be fantastic, but wasn’t. The inexplicable choking, rough stuff, and torture device all seem out of character for the Buttman I have admired so much. This is the man who pioneered a worshipful attention to women in porn, and now with the degrading stuff? Even still, Stags is still my hero.

The next scene has John picking up a fantastic beauty on the street and ending up at the hotel for a long session of showing off her great body. But, amazingly, she gets slapped in the face. Why would you slap her on the face, you idiot? I don’t get it. That’s what that great ass is for.

A stud enters the scene, and handles her too roughly for my taste He starts working on her ass soon, though, inserting a clear butt plug to loosen her up. Bizarrely, he drags her to the bathroom, where he gives her a milk enema which she shoots out on his face. After various deviations, another dude enters the fray, and now we shall have three-way madness, not including John.

The ass licking and butt fucking is great, but I could do without the rough stuff and freak show shit. And I don’t like more dicks than chicks in a scene. And I don’t see the need to step on a chick’s face, choke her, or slap her, or stick your foot in her mouth. I like some of this scene, but not a majority.

Stags picks up a third beauty by the beach, and as you would expect, she has a great ass. They go back to the hotel, where the pattern continues. John admires the great ass, and gets his face right in there. We get great shots of her ass, and then the stud enters the picture.

Eventually, we get the ass licking and fucking, which is the reasons we’re here in the first place. I would like to have seen more sustained ass fucking, not broken up by so many atms and position changes.

I don’t know what John is trying to do with this movie. Is he trying to start a new niche? Is he experimenting? He got to be the greatest by admiring and worshipping the female ass, and I just don’t like the roughness and violence of this style. It’s not unusual for me to be in the minority on issues, so perhaps my point of view is unusual here.

I love Buttman; I just didn’t like this movie, except for the parts of the scenes which reflect John’s ground-breaking style. There are a lot of great anal and butt themed porno lines out there now, so perhaps this is designed to fill a need. It’s just not mine.