Buttman In The Crack Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  9/15/2008

Buttman in the Crack (1996)
Themes: Feature Film, Art, Ass Obsession, Anal, Roleplay, Crossdressing, Facesitting
Starring: Ruby, Sabina, Lea Martini, Gabriella Gott, Lexi Leigh, Julie Rage, Jamie Leigh, Marki, Kimberly Kyle, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, Valentino, Michael J. Cox, Nick East, Steve Hatcher, Hatman, Bruno Sx, Woody Long, Brockton O’Toole & John “Buttman” Stagliano
Written, Produced & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano

I’ve intentionally avoided this film for a long time because I knew it was different than other “Buttman” flicks and I just had no idea what to expect. So, I’ve decided to check this one out one day along with “Drop Sex” (which is the best John Leslie flick I’ve seen).

HIGHLIGHTS:
This film has six scenes, with the first one being an introduction/tease sequence. I had literally felt a weakness in my chest, but a hardness in my dick as soon as I saw Ruby walking around outside in the early AM hours, switching her devilish ivory buttocks, sporting a hot-neon-pink fuck me skin-tight dress and it was one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in my extensive pornography viewing. This alone made me want to purchase this DVD, but I, personally, couldn’t. “Buttman” follows her to a secluded outdoor area and eats her ass out so much that somehow, he becomes sucked in her backyard and enters a whole new world of ass obsession and sexual deviancy. This leads into the second scene with Sabina (a badass blonde woman) and Lea Martini (another blonde beauty). They are approached by two guys, one who looks like a French sketch artist and this scene happens to be the second best. The fourth scene stars Gabriella Gotti, who is a slim, petite beauty who looks as if she may have a Hispanic of Middle Eastern mix in her soul and a soulless blonde named Lexi Leigh, who looked as if she wasn’t into what she was doing at all. They both get it on with this clown named Hatman, right after they both are dancing for him, sporting some wicked fishnet bodysuits. Gabriella Gotti turned me on the instant I had spotted her and this scene would have been flawless if Lexi Leigh wasn’t in it. However, Gabriella Gotti has a sweet, foreign beauty about her that kept me alive all the while I was checking out her scene. The fifth scene is very twisted and nasty from the start. “Buttman” catches up with two females who lift up a few toilet seats in the restroom and are surprised by three guys’ heads being stuck in there. So these ladies sit on the toilet stools, while they guys’ heads are jammed in there and this is when you see some of the nastiest face sitting (which includes cunnilingus and analingus) you’re guaranteed to see in pornography. Those who are very much into face sitting will enjoy this sequence very much! The guys come out of the toilet so that all five parties can get their fuck on. Some of the ass obsession in this flick is insanely great, especially with the likes of Sabina, Ruby, Gabriella Gotti, and Julie Rage & Jamie Leigh in the fifth scene (their second scene together in this flick).

NEGATIVES:
This film has so many negatives that ruins the quality of the film as a whole and it’s really sad, because “Buttman in the Crack” had so much potential to be one of Stagliano’s greatest accomplishments. First of all, during the third scene, you had three guys being walked on a leash by two dominatrix females. And while that’s not as bad as what I’m about to mention, I’m not a fan of anyone being walked on a leash. I don’t have a problem with BDSM, but this is just too much. Also, during the third scene, you get to see a dude (Michael J. Cox) crossdressing, wearing makeup, lipstick, earrings, a skirt and some fishnets. For a minute, I thought he was going to get fucked, like a woman, but turns out, he’s doing the fucking. And this is severely abnormal, in my view. And this screwed up a scene that wasn’t that good to me. I feel like if I want to see a man crossdressing, I’d look up some of Chris Crocker’s videos on Youtube or some shit. That made me feel uneasy. Another thing that was abnormal to me was the final scene, where you had Sabina and Marki dressed up as nuns, getting it on with two Catholic Priests (played by Joey Silvera & Nick East). Now, I’m not a religious man, personally, but this is going overboard with it and I don’t believe that this goes together (sexual antics going on in religious settings, churches, mosques, etc.). I won’t get into any specifics, but this wasn’t right! Some of the music is nice to hear, but sometimes, it will make you feel irked out. However, this isn’t like watching “A Clockwork Orange”.

DVD QUALITY:
The picture quality is super-grainy, but this flick is 12 years old as I’m writing this review, so what do you expect? There’s some extra footage, a photo gallery, cast info/filmographies, etc.

BOTTOM LINE:
Of course, this is much different from any other film John “Buttman” Stagliano has ever made. Although this is a feature film, don’t expect another “Fashionistas” or “Face Dance Obsession”. I believe that Stagliano wanted to experiment with something with an artsy feel to it and on that level, he succeeded, although he went overboard with it at times. This film had the potential to be flawless, but there are a lot of envelopes that have been pushed, so much so that it will annoy certain people. This film has a lot of strong points and the ass obsession is insanely great, as I've said before and it put me in a state as if I was watching another "Buttman's Anal Show" or "Buttman's Rolling Cheeks" (because the ass obsession in those two "Buttman" movies drove me fucking crazy, and so did some of it that occurred in here). With that being said, the tease is much better than the sex in this flick. All I can say is that “Buttman in the Crack” is most definitely worth checking out, especially for the first two scenes, as well as the fourth and fifth scenes. Otherwise, I can’t recommend it more than that, unfortunately.

RATING:
81% - Check it out.