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Buttman Comics: Tales From the Crack Review

Evil Angel

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Reviewed by picman  on  2/9/2005
Prologue Like a lot of people, my earliest reading pleasures came from comic books. Throughout my life I've always maintained at least a passing interest in the genre. Somehow, though, I've missed out on the works of John Howard and Scott Phillips. They kind of slipped through the cracks, so to speak. Now they bring their perverted visions to the small screen and have amassed some formidable talent in the process. Just putting Tiffany Mynx in here was enough to get my attention, but Alicia Rhodes, Jayna Oso, Roxy Jezel and Belladonnna in a b/g scene really piqued my interest. I'm looking forward to and interesting and hot couple of hours. The film opens with Belladonna rolling up to a roadhouse on her hog and bellying up to the bar for a drink. Taylor Rain is riding a stationery motorcycle in the middle of the room, teasing with her ass and seemingly, and in vain, trying to get some attention. The bartender, Steve Hatcher, recognizes Bella from his comic book. He pulls it out and Bella leafs through it. The panels come alive and we enter the scene.
Haley Paige is a waitress hauling some garbage out to the dumpster. Nice shot of her great ass as she struggles with the refuse. She takes a cigarette break and starts to fiddle with her thong. A strange noise gets her attention and Jayna Oso appears. Her acting is pretty bad, but damn she looks good in fetishwear. Jayna's obviously a vampire and she's going to suck Haley's blood, or something. Haley's under Jayna's spell as her thong gets removed and bunghole tongued. Jayna leaves lots of lipstick on Haley's ass. That long tongue laps at her sphincter and does some penetrating as well. Jayna never cheats on a rimming. When her fangs appear, so does Van Helsing. I mean Evan Stone. He weakens Jayna by crossing two stakes and then fucks her throat with a dildo cross. Haley, acting as Evan's assistant, unlaces Jayna's outfit and reveals her hot bod. Part of the method in releasing the demons from Jayna involves some lesbian interplay and Haley does whatever's necessary. A mattress is thrown on the ground and Evan slams Jayna onto it. Haley's clothes have been coming off and her gorgeous tits have shown up on my radar. She sits on Jayna's face as Evan eats pussy. The dildo cross gets utilized again. This time in Jayna's pussy as Evan smacks her with his belt. Haley's pussy and ass are getting swabbed nicely by an enthusiastic demon. Evan puts four fingers up Jayna's pussy and stirs the demons somewhat. He whips out his cock and the girls share it and his low hanging balls. Haley gives him a slobbery and deep blow job, then sits on Jayna's face again as he puts the stiffy to work in Jayna's pussy. There's a condom being used here, but it's innocuous and almost invisible. If I didn't know that Stone was a condom only performer, I might never have noticed it. Jayna gets fucked hard and Haley probes her throat with the dildo cross again. Evan feels he must fuck Jayna's ass to complete this exorcism and Haley's cool with that idea. RCA has Jayna getting at that deep itch she has, driving him balls deep and grinding on his big cock. The sensation is making her nipples look incredible. When Evan feels that he's fucked the evil from Jayna, he senses that it has transferred over to Haley. Big surprise, huh? He grabs her and long strokes Haley's pussy in doggy. Jayna holds her ass cheeks open and does some more rimming to help prepare for the coup de grace. The dildo makes another appearance and finds it's way into Haley's ass as Evan tip fucks her pussy. There's a little gape and that's soon filled with man meat. That gets Haley off, but Evan feels he needs to do more. He goes back to Jayna's ass in doggy and Haley sets herself up for the cumshot, which mostly rains on Jayna's ass with a little for Haley's tongue. She provides some PCH and leaves for a meal with waitress Haley. Jayna jumps into the dumpster.
Back in the bar, Bella is ready for another episode. This one is about a naughty nurse. The page comes alive to show Alicia Rhodes in Florence Nightingale attire and looking more ravishing than I've ever seen her. She looks so good that she's admiring herself in a mirror. Some hot tit play before Alicia zips up to meet the world. Out into the waiting room she strolls to get the patient, Shayna Knight, who appears to be suffering from a very sore ass. They go into an examining room where Mason Storm is waiting. Shayna says she's feeling uncomfortable in her anus and Mason tells her to hop onto the table. Latex gloves are donned by the nurses. Alicia shines a flashlight on the offending orifice and then sticks her hands into a vat of vaseline. A finger goes into that tight little ass, then two. The doctor, Claudio Meloni, enters the room and has Mason insert a speculum into Shayna's ass, as her problem seems to be very deep. This is making Shayna horny and she starts to nip at Claudio's trousers. He pulls out his cock and Shayna goes to town on it. Mason continues to work her ass, but Alicia goes behind the doctor to rim his. The deep bj allows Mason to pull a large double dong from Shayna's butt. With the anal problem solved, Mason gets to eat some pussy. Something I understand she really loves. Alicia gets into the bj action and does some deep gagging. Clothes are being shed and the women are looking pretty sensational. Shayna attacks Mason's large store boughts as Alicia goes crazy on Claudio's cock and invites some rough treatment. She sends Claudio to fuck Shayna's tight pussy. The double dong gets some play as Alicia fucks Mason with it and then uses it properly, hopping on for a ride. Mason's wide open gash looks so good and juicy. Alicia agrees with me and tongues it. Cut to an RCA penetration for Mason, and for a woman who's reputed to be a lesbian, she seems to really like it a lot. The speculum has found it's way into Alicia's pussy and she's opening it up as much as possible. Mason goes to CG anal and Shayna gets the pussy drool off of Alicia's too. Alicia puts her hand up her own ass and digs as Shayna holds her ass cheeks open. It wouldn't be Alicia if she didn't groove on the taste as well. Cut to a doggy anal for Ms. Rhodes. Mason's fondling her with Shayna eating her from behind. Alicia does A2M and Claudio takes it a step further by fucking her face. He goes for Shayna's pussy in doggy and then a quick cut to Claudio popping on Mason's mouth. She shares with Shayna, who shares with Alicia. Then all three put their heads together for a group share. Cut to Alicia zipping up and Shayna walking out past an astonished Tricia Devereaux with the dong sticking out of her ass and tied to a ball gag mask she's wearing.
The tales are heating up the bar and Taylor Rain is more than ready for action. She starts to play with herself and draws the bartender Hatcher, and Tommy Gunn to her. Taylor's always amazing with that beautiful taut body and her hunger for cock. She attacks both shlongs, making them hard and inhaling deeply. Bent over the bike she was playing on, Taylor takes Gunn from behind. Hatcher gets a little face time. Eventually the guys switch ends. Taylor sticks her hand up her ass and stirs it around before a cut to an RCA insertion for Gunn. She tries to pay some attention to Hatcher's cock, but seems preoccuppied most of the time. A2M. Cut to CG anal for Hatcher and head for Gunn. Another cut to doggy anal. Gunn rides her ass in an up and over. Hatcher spoons her ass as Taylor slobbers on Tommy's gun. She manages to draw the jizz out of his pistol and chases it down with a swig of beer as cum hangs from her chin. Hatcher follows by beating off onto her face and Taylor gives him a hand in stroking it. She pours a bottle of beer over her chest to cool off.
Roxy Jezel and Tiffany Mynx are cowgirls riding the range. If there were drovers like this in the old west, no cattle would have ever made it to market. They spot some strays, naked men, and move to round them up. The guys take off, heading for the hills, but they're chased down and roped. Lined up and laying in a field, our poor cattle have Tiff and Roxy sitting on their poor faces. Tiffany's ass, sticking out of the chaps she's wearing, is nothing short of spectacular. Roxy's tight little heinie looks scrumptious as well. The denim shirt/vest she's got on does little to hide her cute tits. There's some boot grinding on the cattle's genitals and Tiffany does some tit smothering. Someone call PETA. When they get to Brandon Iron, he gets singled out for special attention. Tit smothering, boot licking, and ass smothering with rimming on Tiffany. The cattle are led back to the ranch and Brandon is taken from the corral to the barn, where I imagine, many perversions have been acted upon in the past. The girls start by sharing his cock, but Roxy sits on Brandon's face, leaving the oral to Tiffany for a moment. She soon reverses her position to a 69 and they go back to sharing the oral. Roxy seems oddly attracted to Tiffany while she's sucking Brandon's iron, but he grabs her head and forces his cock completely down her throat. They move to a position with Tiffany sucking dick and Roxy eating his ass. Brandon lays Roxy down on a bale of hay with her head hanging off. First he sits on her face for some ball licking, then Tiffany gets her pussy serviced by Roxy. They do another shift of this with Tiffany's ass showing prominently. There may not be a more rousing sight in porn than Tiffany Mynx's ass undulating. Cut to the girls in a 69 and Brandon penetrating Roxy's sphincter in doggy. Tiff's right there to lick pussy and suck ass juice from Brandon's cock. He gets around to Tiffany and plunges into her rectum in a side entry. Roxy's right there for the A2OGM. Brandon spends a good amount of time there before cutting to Roxy in an RCA insertion and a typically wild ride for her. Tiffany plays with Brandon's cock out of Roxy's oven and that evolves into both girls waiting for their feed. They suck him in tandem, then Roxy heats up a branding iron (how fitting is that?) and puts it on Brandon's rear, forcing his ejaculation into Tiffany's mouth. She savors the load to end the scene.
Belladonna's ready for action now and starts by knocking out one of the annoying barflys. She takes some of her clothing off and shakes her lovely ass for us to some roadhouse blues. Travis Knight sticks his head up her ass and then warms up her holes with his fingers. She hops up on the bar and shakes it some more. Travis carries Bella to the pool table and Hatcher joins the fun. He eats her pussy and Travis gets some of her oral favors. This turns into a deep, gagging, slobbering mess in a hurry. Bella's on fire. She rides Travis in RC, her pussy looking very juicy. Hatcher is getting head and spitting on Bella's face as she spits at his cock. Cut to CG anal for Hatcher, Bella's mouth always full. She takes the cock in her ass balls deep and grinds on it. Deep A2M follows and then she's sodomized with a nightstick. She does A2M on that as well. Bella sticks her hand into her rectum and continues to deep throat Hatcher. Cut to doggy anal. Travis rails Bella in an up and over. She does A2M on him and then he resumes the doggy. Cut to CG on Travis with her asshole just sending out an invitation for more cock. Bella gives it a nice ride and bends over for P2M. She resumes her ride, but in anal this time. A few strokes and A2M, then she repeats with deep throat on the second sequence. RCA and more A2M with rimming. Deep throat and more RCA with Bella sticking her hand up her cunt for a technical DP. Travis picks her up for a flying fuck and Bella does more A2M. Cut to piledriver anal with Travis cumming on her pussy and ass with Bella taking a taste by hand.
Epilogue While I don't think the comic book aspect of this video was developed very much it did serve as a vehicle to present some great scenes. The cast was phenomenal and it's always good to see Belladonna in a new b/g scene no matter when it was actually shot. Most of the hardcore bases were covered without getting excessively nasty or rough. In fact, most of the nastiness appeared to be performer driven as opposed to menu item direction. A good effort all around.
The Disk As you might expect, this disk (actually, two disks) is loaded. There are cast lists and Evil Angel bios on the first disk, including filmographies of the performers, and the genesis of Buttman magazine, Evil Angel itself and John Stagliano as a porn director. Disk two has the video story of the production from day one, and it's fascinating. You can see how quick Stagliano is at formulating a concept and plan of action. My favorite part was the casting call. It's amazing how much grade A talent didn't make the cut for one reason or another. I can't say that they chose badly, either. This cast rocked. They toss in some extended tease with Taylor Rain, a director's interview, bloopers, photo gallery and the usual fetish menu. The only thing missing is trailers, but you can always go to their website for those.
Recommendation It's worth a look for anybody who likes the hardcore porn and doesn't need for it to degrade the women involved. It had a nice mix of fun and nastiness. I think it's worth owning.
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