Buttman Comics Presents Vault of Whores Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  11/22/2005

I know this one has been anticipated by a lot of you for some time and it's finally out on dvd, if you still have a working vhs machine you could have already seen this! If you like comic books then this movie should give you wood and if you like girls then this movie definitely will give you wood!! Taryn Thomas is the comic book fan who we follow through the story and we see the scenes being inspired by what's drawn on those illustrated pages. I love how you get those comic book boxes appearing, then that box will grow to become the action you're seeing. This was used very effectively I thought throughout the movie. If there is a sexier older performer than Vicki Vette I'd like to see her. The scene she puts on with Scott Lyons and James Deen is nothing short of mesmerizing. They have a lot of fun with the produce-- I already loved strawberries but seeing those juicy lips of Vicki's sucking on one just made me appreciate them even more!

Going on a bit you will forget that shower scene in the 80's flick Porky's after watchin the tryst featuring Sammie Rhodes, Hillary Scott, Vanessa Lane, Sunny Lane among others. The girls are very hot getting all soapy and wet for us and no Pee Wee cocks to mess up the scene and thankfully no Miss Ballbricker too, hehe. You get some good pussy eating too and really it doesn't get much sexier than a girl getting wet in a shower unless you're lucky enough to be in it with them! Unfortunately for me they had to bring in toys just when I was getting all worked up but I saw enough to get my freak on so you all enjoy the plastic assault on the multitude of pussy and ass before you. This was also the cheerleader squad so yes they are all bisexual nymphos so that rumour is now a porn fact,hehe. Ok the scene ends with Sammie getting something red dumped on her head from a bucket which conveniently is placed over her locker-- how she missed it is beyond me! I'm pretty sure it was her boyfriend who is friendly with Taryn and that didn't please the jealous Sammie as we saw to begin the dvd as Sammie along with her cheerleader pals gave Taryn a stern warning to stay away from Sammie's man.

Our next scene takes us to a backyard wrestling ring and you'll get a chuckle I think out of the dialogue here and the "action" was also pretty funny- the RAW wrestling is on at the time I'm writing this so I had to laugh a little harder! Our feature match showcased a girl who was an Asian clown ballerina and her opponent was a Middle Eastern gal-- both girls were each clad all in pink too. Ooops guess the Middle Eastern girl was actually a guy,lol, hard to tell sometimes when you don't see the face,hehe. They have run through a series of funny scenarios with this wrestling set and the announcers also were a humourous touch to this set. We then get some real porn performers with Dillan Lauren, Talon, Christian, and oh yeah Katja Kassin!! This is a hardcore match too so all bets are off, any hole is valid to defeat your opponent! As the match gets underway you get a superkick from those thunderous thighs of Katja's and as happens in most big wrestling matches the ref is knocked out,lol. Actually the "match" soon ends in the ring as they all run out to the backstage area where they decide to work out their aggressions the ole fashioned way. The girls each take on a cock and they use the split screen very well here giving shots of each girls fine oral efforts at the same time. Both girls are analized with I think reverse cowgirl being a big highlight, also Katja's ass is shown off as during her spoon anal they have her ass turned towards the camera rather than how you usually see the position shot. Cowgirl anal too was a highlight too, then you get a mattress brought in and the girls get side by side in doggie for more hard ass pounding. Closing out you get a facial for each young lady and in a funny conclusion you see each girl sitting on a guy and our ref just so happens to walk in and count the pin so the ladies win!! I also like how when the scene ends you get a freeze frame shot which then turns into a comic book shot and that my friends was very cool.

Well we finally come to some action for Taryn as she gets her chance to take away Sammie's man and I think he was ready to move on as his cock easily slides out and is engulfed by Taryn's sweet young mouth. The sexual energy was very evident in the way Miss Thomas went about her bj, it was slow and deliberate which is the way I like seeing a bj shot but there was a hint of aggressiveness too as she does some gagging. Liked the white shirt, skinny tie, and the checkered skirt too made for quite the nice outfit for this hottie. Soon she loses the shirt, tie, and the pink bra underneath to slide that cock between those perky tits, again some great split screen action is included in this scene and it doesn't in any way take away from what you're seeing I think. Sexwise you see doggie, mish-- both vag and anal where the insertion is shot from up close. Staying with the ass pounding we get reverse cowgirl, doggie and right from that you get a pullout and a healthy dose of cum for Taryn to taste.

I think that just about covers it, I will add in that we get some great action with Kaylynn to get this whole party started. She gives her man a bj, he pops and then dumps her to go back to his wife. Well this upset Kaylynn who then hastily tries to drive off but as luck would have it a huge semi comes barreling right into her sending this sexy babe to Hell where the Devil awaits her-- Kaylynn is to be his bride but first she must pass the audition with a couple of his henchmen and also his assistant Nadia Nyce. The whole devil set was done well I thought and even the devil can't resist the power of Kaylynn's ass slipping his demon cock into it. They close out with him cumming on her ass and then inserting a devil tail to complete the "marriage vows!!" In a humorous conclusion you see 6 months later the Devil is put in his place becoming Kaylynn's bitch-- he's vacuuming and wearing maid's outfit almost! So there that covers each scene in this well done dvd, there are two discs so let's hit the extras on that now.

Slipping disc 2 in I know there will be a boatload of extras which Evil Angel has consistently done a great job with on their dvds. As the main menu comes up you do indeed see an impressive list of extras. You have a making of which I'm definitely checking out, there's an extended masturbation sequence with the sultry Vicky Vette and there is also an interview with her. I see also you have some bloopers and actually you get some of those as the final credits roll-- kind of like what you got with those old Burt Reynolds movies like Smokey and the Bandit and I always loved seeing that. There's a cumshot recap, a little bit All About the Cheerleaders-- we had some hot ones in this dvd so you might want to give that a look as well!! I haven't seen to many comic book inspired porn movies but I think you'd be hard pressed to find a better made one than this and as porn goes overall this was a tremendously well done dvd with varied sets, performers, and the action also was woven together seemlessly. I would highly recommend anyone who's a fan of features to give this a try, it blends that element along with some splashes of hardcore sex making the viewing experience one I think you'll enjoy and want to repeat several times.