Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/25/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 124 min.

Production Date: 5 / 16, 18 / 2006, 7 / 6 / 2006

Director: Will Rider

Cast: Alana Evans, Hillary Scott, Jamie Elle, Jasmine Byrne, Jenna Presley, Kat, Melissa Martinez, Naomi, Victoria Sweet, James Deen, John E. Depth, Kurt Lockwood, Marco Banderas (aka Marco Duato), and Tommy Gunn in sexual roles with many others in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Will Rider looks like he's had a lot of fun with this series,

Initial Reaction: It's a lot of fun.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a little light humor with their fucking

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the nastier side of Hillary Scott

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is well balanced and clear for the most part, but there are a few minor hollow spots. The video is presented in the full frame ratio, and also looks very nice. It's very well lit, but there's a slight touch of pixelation in a few spots.

Music: The music is completely original and composed by Big Richard Black and Jeff Mullen. It's fairly limited in the movie, but always very well done and nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Although the music was limited, it definitely helped out the overall movie.

Menus: The main menu is nicely animated with a very fun feeling that gives a very good first impression. The chapter menu is nicely animated and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name(s) of the girl(s) in each scene. There's also a Select a Star option which lets you choose a scene based on stills of the girls and their names before letting you choose where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

When Britney (now played by the amazing Hillary Scott) buys a time machine, she decides they should try going back in time to 1974. Her friends Jenna and Jasmine think she's a fool, but decide to humor her and tell her they'll come along. When it does work, they're more than a little confused with Britney looking just like a star from 1974.

Scene 1 – Kat, Naomi, and Tommy Gunn

Afro-sporting Tommy is treated by Kat (in a long blonde wig) and Naomi (with long brown hair) as he sits back on a bed. Kat goes right to work sucking his cock while Naomi sits on his face and helps out a little. The girls move to the floor so they can team up on Tommy's twig and berries before Naomi gets up to take the first fuck cowgirl style as Kat slaps her ass and sucks Tommy's cock when it pops out. The girls sixty-nine as Tommy takes Naomi from behind next, and he nicely offers his cock to each of the girls to suck clean as he bones Naomi. They also get in some missionary work with Tommy feeding Kat Naomi's juices before he spews his seed between them.

This is a pretty good scene. The styles are great, and the camera work is well balanced. There's some nice chemistry all around with Naomi taking the dick extremely well, but Kat just seems wasted here. She's completely limited to cocksucking here and it gives the scene a bit of an odd feeling by having her right there to suck Tommy's cock whenever he pulls it out of Naomi's twat, but she never takes it herself. This is a pretty hot scene that would have been great if Kat had gotten fucked too.

Scene 2 – Alana Evans, Melissa Martinez, Victoria Sweet, and Johnny Castle

During his appearance on Shafted, Johnny is all but attacked by Alana, Melissa, and Victoria. They strip him down with Alana leading the cocksucking as the others strip down before Melissa and Victoria join in. Alana moves up to get her twat tongued a bit before coming back down to help suck Johnny's cock. The girls keep working around Johnny's cock until he finally blows his load between their faces.

This is a pretty good scene. There's a very nice balance between the girls, and all three of them look darn good. I'll admit that I'm not much of a fan of blowjob scenes, but the girls and the camera work keep things moving nicely and keep it fun. I'm not a big fan of oral scenes, but this is a pretty good scene.

Scene 3 – Hillary Scott and John E Depth

Hillary drops down to work on John's cock in order to get her time machine back. She takes him into her throat a few times and gets plenty of spit going before sitting back and letting him take his big dick to her little pussy missionary style. Hillary also gets up and rides him in both cowgirls before giving him a little more oral attention and having him cum on her face so she can swallow it down.

This is a hot and fun scene. Hillary does a great job taking on John's oversized cock, and although she doesn't manage to take him all the way down into her throat she does manage to completely swallow him with her cunt. I was a bit surprised that Hillary didn't give up the ass here, but she still does a very nice job throughout the entire scene. This is a hot scene with some nice chuckles mixed in.

Scene 4 – Jasmine Byrne and Marco Banderas

When Hillary finds Jasmine, who's sporting a huge reddish afro, Jasmine's just getting to work on Marco's cock orally. She works her way all around his cock sucking it and gives him some nice kisses before sliding herself onto his cock cowgirl style. Jasmine also lets Marco take her doggie style with a little oral break for each of them mixed in before getting in some missionary work and spooning. Marco pulls out and pops on Jasmine's leg but keeps on going spooning her before letting her suck him a bit and get up for a reverse cowgirl ride. Finally, Jasmine gets back down and takes a nice facial finish.

This is a darn hot scene. Jasmine and Marco have great chemistry together, and both put out some very nice energy and vocals. The wigs give the scene a touch of humor as well, but never interfere with the scene with how strong the chemistry is between them. This is a darn hot scene with both Marco and Jasmine doing fantastic jobs.

Scene 5 – Jenna Presley and James Deen

After playing around in a bunch of pillows, Jenna gets it on with James starting with some energetic knob gobbling. James helps guide her head as she leans over next to him and then gives her a nice skull fucking when he stands up. They lie back on the pillows and start fucking with Jenna keeping her legs together and rolling around while James pounds her pussy and spanks her ass. Jenna hops up to ride him in both cowgirls before letting him take her from behind. Finally, James gives Jenna a very nice face stuccoing with his cum as she looks up at him at watches.

This is a darn hot scene. James and Jenna put out some great energy, and match it with some equally great vocals. James is almost as vocal as Jenna, but unlike so many other guys it works for the scene because it feels like it's both natural and still all about the girl. They nicely make their way through the positions, including some nice variations on the standard positions, and the camera captures it all very nicely. This is another very hot scene.

Scene 6 – Hillary Scott and Kurt Lockwood

When Kurt stops by for a booty call, and to no doubt show that he does have clothes to wear above the waist with a very appropriate wife-beater, he and Hillary have a few words before their clothes disappear and Kurt's cock disappears down her throat. She squeals in delight as he picks her up for a standing sixty-nine before they work on each other a little more as he lays her down on the couch. Kurt lets her have it missionary style while sucking her toes while Hillary puts her potty mouth to work trash talking and sucking him clean. She gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style before letting him take her doggie style, and then goes back to the reverse cowgirl as she slides her ass over Kurt's cock. Hillary turns around to get her shitpussy speared cowgirl style as well before letting Kurt eat her ass and pile drive it. Finally, Hillary collects Kurt's seed in her mouth and hand to play with and eat.

This is a hot scene. Hillary looks great, as always, and also as always, does a great job taking on a cock. She's more than vocal here, but it also feels pretty natural for her as she puts out some very nice energy to go with it. Kurt does a good job, but he seems to be having a bit of wood problems as he seems noticeably limper after fucking Hillary's pussy missionary style. I'm not sure whether he caught sight of a shirt or whether he was just disappointed that Hillary was the only person in the scene who was going to take a cock in their ass, but he just didn't seem as hard. Even with Kurt not looking like he could stay fully hard for the full scene, this is a hot scene and Hillary makes it a great end for the movie.

Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted is a very fun fuck flick. Yes, it has a barely legal aspect to it like so much of Will Rider's other work, but it isn't pushed here like it is elsewhere. Also like most of Will Rider's other work there's a very fun feeling that flows through the entire movie. The storyline is simple, but it's also a lot of fun and does everything it sets out to do with the help of some nice production values. Hillary and Jasmine do a great job with both the story and the sex, with the two of them easily turning out the best scenes in the movie without getting overly nasty like they often can. On the other end of the spectrum is Kat and Naomi's scene with Tommy Gunn, which just felt a bit off due to Kat being limited to oral action for the scene. If you're wanting nasty sex with girls seeing how far they can be pushed, Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted definitely won't be for you, but if you want hot and passionate sex with a fun feeling, Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted is well worth checking out as soon as you can. This is a hot and very fun movie that once again shows why Will Rider should be getting much more attention than he seems to.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for all three Britney Rears movies, A List, and Beaver Hunt 3. The photo gallery lasts nearly ten minutes with about six seconds per very good looking full screen photo. There's also the ability to play the menu opening, a roughly two hours of behind the scenes featurettes, commercials, and the original Britney Rears: Wild Backstage Sex Party DVD.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts fifty minutes. Hillary takes a few moments out from practicing her lines to talk about being on Howard Stern's show and big cocks. It moves around the set checking out some of the cast before getting a few deep throat tips from Kat, chatting with Hillary a little more, and having a few words with Jasmine about sex. The camera dude continues around the set chatting with the girls about things like their role in the movie and how they got into the business. Things move on to Jasmine for a photo shoot and to shoot her scene before some Shafted outtakes. It continues to work between setting up the scenes and shooting them with a few minor comments and interviews built in. This is a pretty good behind the scenes featurette. There's a fun feeling to most of it, but it seems a bit oddly arranged. Most of the interviews are in the first half of the featurette, which gives it a great start for me but then a very slow second half. I will say that it should give most everybody something they like, but I think if it had been a little more mixed up it might have had a more consistent feel.

On the Hustler Jet lasts nearly ten minutes. Hillary and Leah Luv start things out hopping into a limo and do their makeup on the way to the jet while talking about big cocks. They check out a little porn before Hillary thanks Larry for letting them use the jet while putting on a little show. They head back in the limo talking about sex a bit more with Hillary also trying to put on a bit of an anal show. This is a fun little featurette. There isn't much about the jet, but there is plenty of fun with Hillary and Will. This is a pretty good featurette.

An interview with Hillary Scott by Will Rider lasts eleven and a half minutes. Hillary chats about becoming Britney and taking Shafted's huge black cock, as well as cocks in general. She talks about her love of anal sex and gives a tip on pussy eating before talking about sex in big budget movies compared to the standard porno. She also talks about some of the awards she's done, Kurt Lockwood and Will Rider, and gives a little show. This is a very nice interview that's well worth checking out if you're a fan of Hillary Scott.

Making the Music Soundtrack lasts just under sixteen minutes. Jeff Mullen chats with Freakjuice and Carlos “Big Richard Black” Rojas a bit about Britney and the music before recording a bit of the music in a studio without air conditioning. There's plenty of music here as well as a little chatting amongst the guys to make this a very worthwhile musical extra.

The director / producer interview lasts twelve and a half minutes. Will Rider and Scott David talk about how happy they were with how the movie came out, how Batman, James Bond, and Britney Rears are all related, and things they loved about the movie. They also talk about the Hustler jet, give thanks to Larry Flynt, and talk about getting more of Britney on the web. This is a very nice interview.

The Unedited Behind the Scenes lasts fourteen minutes. This featurette is has plenty of footage completely set to music where you get to see some of the stills being taken as well as Will Rider working with some of the cast. There's a few comments from Will Rider and Jasmine Byrne before Kat's comments are cut off. This is an okay featurette, but the amount of music only footage held it back for me.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, oral, interracial, lesbian (light), anal, rimming (male > female), and cum eating

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hustler’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. This one's easily worth the big bucks. The movie's a lot of fun and has some hot sex. There's some nice effort put into the technical aspects, and the extras are fantastic right down to including the original Britney Rears DVD. This is a great release that's well worth checking out.

Note to X-Play / Hustler: Thank you for showing that porn can be fun and hot without getting nasty, as well as the excellent effort you put into the extras.

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