Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted Review

What I Liked
Quite a bit, in all candor. Gotta love the effort that went into re-capturing the 'vibe' o' the 70's: massive afro's abound, enough polyester wardrobing to worry a fire marshall, and best of all, funktakular ' wakka wakka' guitar. Groovy.

Sex wise, I give props to filming an all-to-rare blow-bang scene. Dug seeing Johnny Castle get his penis polished by tres lovelies...Melissa Martinez,Alana Evans, & (*swoon*) Victoria Sweet. Cool pop by Castle as he manages to give each hot mamma's mouth a dose of liquid love.

The Hillary (Britney) and John E. Depth (Shafted) scene was pretty good, and she gets a nice facial in the end, I just woulda liked to have seen Hil ride that meatsword in RCG anal, ah well, mebbe some other time.

Fans of dudes-that-double-pop scenes must check out the Marco/Jasmine Byrne scene...loved that as he's fucking her pussy in spoon, he can't help it, he busts a nut...then just goes right on back to fucking Jasmine's purty pussy in spoon....later delivering a second dose of man-milk to her face. Me likey.

Speaking of 'loads' holey feakin' moley, after fucking Presley Maddox's pussy 9 ways to Sunday, James Deen just ERUPTS a come bomb...spurt, spurt, spurt...all over her beautiful face. Fuck yeah !

Prolly the best overall boink is Kurt Lockwoods' with Hillary. Oral, standing 69,missionary, p2m, reverse cowgirl, p2m. doggy. Reverse cowgirl anal, cowgirl anal, analingus on Hil. Piledriver anal, and Hillary gets a mouth-pop. Nice.

What I Disliked
Woulda loved to see Victoria Sweet get fucked, or Victoria get down with Britney, err, Hillary...and also some IR anal lovin' between Hil & John E. coulda been molten, but hey, these are just quibbles.

DVD Quality
Top shelf shit here my friends. Excellent sound/visuals. Excellent music/costuming/dialog. Can you dig it ? Very good extras with lotsa BTS features on the direction/music/actors etc. Much enjoyed.

Overall Thoughts
Kudos to Will Ryder for giving us a little slice o' humor to go with our' porn. I definitely think casting Hillary as Miss Rears can/will/does bring the sexual heat up a bit, and thats a real good thing. Kinda liked the whole ' time machine/travel gimmick', and I think it has further unexploited uses.

Next time, instead of crashing into a seventies soul tv show...have crash into 1972 & Abbey Road studios.... where the Pink Floyd are working on their magnum opus, "Dark Side of the Moon " !!! Come on, you KNOW you want to see it !

peace, barrettman.