Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/17/2006

Well fans here we've got a porn flick with a slight twist to it. The theme appears to be a 70's type deal with Hillary Scott taking on the title role. I'm unfamiliar with this series but when I saw Hillary's name I was curious to see the flick and the outfit she's got on is totally right out of the 70's. The main menu is very sexy as you get Hillary topless but still wearing those colorful pants and she's a lollipop too but I imagine she'll get something else to lick during this flick. The title tune is quite catchy too, porn music can be really not worth listening to but this has got a groove to it and if you're spoofing the 1970's you best have you groove thang working. I enjoyed Undercover Brother a couple years back and now we've got a porn flick doing something similar complete with the deep Isaac Hayes type voice over like he was doing Shaft! We finally get to see Hillary and she's all divafied wearing shades, a sexy pink dress and you see her going up the small rampway to her private jet. Well let's got to the sex shall we.

Naomi & Kat:

The girls are in the "lounge" with Tommy Gunn and everyone's wearing fake hair and his is a big afro! The soundtrack is still groovin as the girls share his cock and he gets to munch on Naomi's pussy while she's having a seat on his face. So while the theme is retro the action is all current. The set too has taken on that multi colored vibe you get from the cover. I'm not sure on Naomi's red eye lashes, though, they are a bit distracting especially when the shot is up close on her. Oh baby we get Naomi in cowgirl to start the sex so yeah that amazing ass is on display. Kat is a good sidekick too for such a scene and she hovers over that booty and she's good with the P2OGM when the cocks' pulled out. Later on you have the girls in a 69 with Naomi on top and Tommy's drilling her coochie some more from behind. Naomi gets to taste her own pussy when he pulls out and the girls end up sharing the jizz when he's done nailing Naomi's pussy so no anal here but still a solid sex scene.

Melissa, Victoria, & Alana:

This next scene seems to be on a set of a disco show, you see Hillary, and a group of her girlfriends. I notice Alana Evans, Victoria Sweet, Naomi, Kat sitting. There is only one guy and the girls all descend on him and the scene then loses a few girls leaving Melissa, Victoria, and always nasty Alana Evans! The girls know what to do fishing out his cock and they do the rotating blowjob, notice too Alana's got her new boobies in this scene. The set isn't as colorful as the last one but it's also a much bigger room too though the action is mostly shot from up close. Victoria looks cute in her smaller afro while Alana and Melissa have much more contemporary hair styles. As you might expect Alana is the more vocal of the girls and her head is also the most aggressive. I notice too that Victoria's got simlar eye lashes on that Naomi had in her scene and it was a little distracting but she's so damn cute you can look past that. I did like how crisp and clear the picture was so while the theme might be 70's the picture quality isn't totally 2000's. Our man gets the lucky POV three girl salute around his schlong and lying him down they let him get a few boobs sucks but I've not seen any fucking and we close with the girls receiving a pop which they all can share. Ok a nice three girl bj I guess.

Hillary Scott aka Britney Rears:

Finally we get the star of the show in some action and she comes in to the recording studio looking all sexy in her multi colored outfit. She says she doesn't belong here and to prove it she gives the black guy her cell phone, hehe! Ahh the guy's name is Shafted,lol, and he's holding Hillary's time machine which she bought on Ebay! The guy finally gets that she's from the future,lol, she's a big pop superstar from 2006! Our guy plays along and Britney fills him in on all the goings on from her time, The Backstreet Boys, George W., and even the terrorist attacks. Well sex is still the same and to get her time machine back she's got to take care of Shafted so we get some interracial cock sucking and anyone who knows Hillary knows she can handle any size pipe. I'm still impressed with the quality of the picture and with such a beautiful girl to shoot I'd hope there'd be no fuck ups. We stay with the bj for some time but Hillary looses her top so those nice tata's can come out and there's some sex too. Mish on the desk allows for some hot boob shots and we stay with the nice titty views as they go to reverse cowgirl- notice her lime green boots which are the only clothes on now!! Hillary is definitely not a 70's chick with all the sexy dirty talk she gives here. They stay on the desk turning around to cowgirl and we close out this hot scene with a decent load sprayed close to her face and Hillary does some cleanup too. After that sexy fuck she does indeed get her maching back and she uses it and disappears in a puff of smoke.

Jasmine Byrne:

We don't see where Hillary goes to, instead we are taken to Jenna Presley and James Deen as they sit on a couch. They are talking about people who disappeared in a puff of smoke and bingo Hillary appears but it seems she left one girlfriend behind in the past so she goes back and finds Jasmine engaged in some heavy cock sucking action on Marco Banderas. You get some voice over work here about what's been going on, then we're left with Jasmine and Marco and he's got the funny small afro on and Jasmine does too though her's is red-- think Macy Gray but much sexier!! Marco can have some real intense looks on his face from time to time and her oral generates a few of those. We get to check out that sexy bod for some fucking and nicely it's cowgirl to lead off and the floor shot really shows off that fine ass and they stay with the good booty views moving to doggie and Jasmine's kept open to the camera giving us the great butt shots. Jasmine does a little P2m, then flips over to mish and you see the sweat glistening on her body so you know Marco's doing a good job laying pipe and the ending is kinda weak as he pulls out from fucking Jasmine in spoon to pop around her pussy but he immediately goes back in so perhaps a second pop might be in the offing and after a little cock cleanup, she gets back on in reverse and then a second pop does come and it's a facial with more clean up.

Jenna Presley:

We get a quick run in from Hillary and she along with Jasmine takes Marco back to his time and then we go back to Jenna and James outside doing the nasty. She's fully engaged in sucking his schlong as you see a pool of water behind them along with some California mountains. James stands up to really face fuck Jenna who takes this facial pounding like a champ. There's also some POV footage of her gagging and she works in some dirty talk too. Jenna then tilts her head back and James drills her throat some more until it's time to plug that pussy which he does in spoon, cowgirl-- very nice ass shots and I really like how they work the mountains into the shot. Outdoor scenes can be real tricky but this location was a great one and everything came off nicely. Jenna then turns over to reverse for a little more fucking and she keeps up the dirty talk too as they also work in doggie before James paints her face with his cum. A good solid scene and the performers seemed to click nicely.

Hillary Scott:

One last time we get the sexy and amazing Hillary Scott to get a little action. Holy Shit does she look even more hot here and I don't think that's possible. The hair, makeup, and outfit all work together very well here. Hillary gets a phone call and then Kurt Lockwood shows up wondering why all the frogs are outside. Hillary wanted a lake so she had one built and naturally the frogs came! Well they get something else on their minds and everyone gets naked and Hillary gets to it delivering another tour de force bj complete with gagging and a good bit of spit. Kurt also picks her up holding her upside down so he could get a taste of that kittie while she continues to tackle his schlong with the drool dripping of the cock. Sexwise you see this sexpot nailed in mish-- some great closesups here and she does P2M. Moving on we see reverse cowgirl which means more titty shots and you do get some anal finally as well in cowgirl and then in piledriver which I loved seeing. Closing out the movie Kurt has saved a good pop for Hillary and there's some cleanup too from Miss Rears! She plays some with the cum too drooling it out onto her hand then slurping it up. She asks with a peevish look up if Kurt likes disco so maybe he'll get to do a little time travelling so maybe there's going to be a #4 and I hope so.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this was a pretty interesting flick. The 70s' tie in was funny and handled well, not over emphasized. Hillary was a great choice as the lead girl and I wished she'd had at least one more scene here so in the next one use her in at least 3 of the scenes please. Jasmine Byrne also had a good scene and Jenna's outdoor romp with James Deen looked and sounded great. Extras for this included some behind the scenes, trailers for the other Britney Rears movies and you get some Misc. stuff for Hustler. The music for this movie also needs to be commended as it set a good tone for the scenes when it was used. If you're into the super hardcore sex genre then this movie won't hit that high for you perhaps but if you want fun porn with a sexy cast then I'd definitely give this a look.