Big Ass Anal Exxxstravaganza, The Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/14/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 266 min.

Production Date: 9 / 15 / 2003

Director: Various

Cast: Zana, Wendy Devine, Jasmine Lynn, Rebecca Star, Justine Romee, Sharon Wild, Julie Meadows, Michelle St. James, Jasmin Klein, Brooke Hunter, Nicole Sheridan, Kelsey (Heart), Kimi Lixx, Aria, Monica Mayhem, Gia, Isabella, Taylor Rain, Jewel De’Nyle, Ashley Long, Cherie, Julian, Eric Masterson, Tony Tedeschi, Tyler Wood, Johnny Saint, Dillion Day, Don Hollywood, Voodoo, Joel Lawrence, Marty Romano, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Randy Spears, Steven St. Croix, Byron Long, Sledge Hammer, and Nikko Night

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Adam & Eve has been doing a pretty good job with their compilations. I’m going into this one with some decent hope.

Initial Reaction: It’s a nice mix of scenes, and a nicely done compilation.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting the romantic and artistic side of anal sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting balls-to-the-wall anal sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: As usual with compilations, the technical aspects vary throughout the movie. Thankfully, most of the scenes are recent and fairly consistent. The audio is clear and nicely balanced through most of the feature, and I don’t think I really noticed any background noises. The video is much the same way. There’s a couple grainy scenes, mostly because the original movies were shot on film for those couple scenes, but other than that the video is nicely lit and doesn’t have much grain.

Music: As with the technical aspects in a compilation, the music varies as well. The music is frequently similar from scene to scene, but the balance varies quite a bit. It goes from resting nicely in the background to overpowering the rest of the audio.

Disc Complaints: You’re subjected to the same commercial for the Free Speech Coalition that I think they’ve used since before I could legally watch porn. It wouldn’t be so bad if you could skip past it, but you can’t. Thankfully you can skip past the commercial for Adam & Eve’s website which comes after it. I almost gave this disc a 4 overall, but not being able to get past the commercial easily was the straw that broke the camel’s back and earned the lower score.

Menus: The menus are okay. The main menu has a fairly artistic feel, but didn’t do anything for me one way or another. The chapter menu is pretty basic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature

Yep, it’s another compilation with a theme from Adam & Eve. If you can’t figure out what this one’s about, ask whoever helped put it in your DVD player for you.

Scene 1 - Zana and Julian

Things start out with Zana, looking darn hot in a maid’s outfit, and Julian in a scene from Photogenic. They kiss before Julian drops down to tongue Zana’s twat. She returns his oral favors with nice enthusiasm while making those lovely “Mmmmmm” sounds that lets you know just how much Zana loves to suck cock. Julian moves on to bone Zana from behind before she takes a reverse cowgirl anal ride. Zana also lets Julian pound her poop chute missionary style before he strokes himself onto her tits and face.

This is a pretty good scene. You can tell that Zana is completely into it, and Julian doesn’t seem to hold back too much either. Sadly, the style of the camera work and the music hold it back from seeming as intense as it might be. There’s a place for soft scenes, and this just didn’t seem to be one of them.

Scene 2 - Wendy Devine and Eric Masterson

Wendy Divine gives Eric a little ass in an scene from Free Ride next. Eric starts out tonguing and fingering Wendy before she returns the favor with some great knob-gobbling. Wendy lets Eric spear her snatch, as well as taking it in the ass, which as many of Wendy’s fans know, isn’t a common occurrence. She rubs her nub pretty good as Eric fucks her ass, but also seems to get into it really well before finishing things up with a nice facial that is unfortunately shown in slow motion.

This is a pretty typical porn scene. Thankfully Wendy and Eric have the great chemistry that one hopes for with a real life couple. It’s also nice to see Adam & Eve including this scene since Wendy getting some anal action isn’t anything close to a common occurrence.

Scene 3 - Jasmine Lynn and Tony Tedeschi

Jasmine and Tony get busy in the final scene from Luc Wylder’s Amateur Angels 10 next. As Jasmine aims her oral intents at Tony’s manhood, he strips down to his pants and wife-beater shirt looking like he just escaped from the trailer park. Tony works his mouth across her body to return the oral affections, starting at Jasmine’s tits working down through her bald beaver, and finally ending up giving her ass a good licking. Tony has Jasmine spread her pussy before he spears it, and she shows her appreciation vocally with nearly every pump of her pussy. Jasmine lets her enjoyment show just as much when Tony fucks her ass doggie style and pile driver. Finally Tony spews his seed on Jasmine’s nicely shaven pussy.

This is a pretty good scene. Jasmine is definitely vocal, and it doesn’t come off as fake too often. They put some nice energy into the scene, and keep it moving at a nice pace. The camera work is a little limited, but that’s about the only complaint I can have with the scene.

Scene 4 - Rebecca Star, Alana Evans, Justine Romee, and Tyler Wood

Alana and Rebecca start out a scene from Secret Suburban Sex Parties next. They diddle themselves very briefly coming down a mirrored staircase and walk around outside before Justine Romee shows up. The three of them diddle themselves with the help of a few toys before Tyler Wood shows up, who immediately gets his knob gobbled by Rebecca. He returns her oral favors as Rebecca lays back in the chair before nailing her missionary style while the other girls watch and diddle themselves. Rebecca rolls over so Tyler can give it to her ass and finally lets him stroke himself onto her back and ass.

This scene lost me pretty much right at the start. It would have been okay, but it just feels like a slimmed down version of the first scene. It’s really too bad because Justine and Alana normally put in great scenes. Here they’re wasted. Rebecca does a very good job, but she isn’t enough to save the scene from the obvious waste of talent and redundancy that bogs it down.

Scene 5 - Sharon Wild and Cheyne Collins

Sharon’s scene from Hot Rods with Cheyne is next. Cheyne starts out the exchange of oral favors before letting Sharon return the favor. They move on to go at it missionary style before Sharon turns around and lets Cheyne spear her ass for the first time on camera. Finally, Cheyne stuccos Sharon’s ass with his nutty goodness.

This is a pretty good scene. Cheyne and Sharon seem to be into each other pretty well, and Sharon takes the anal extremely well for her first time. As usual I was disappointed by the lack of positions, but other than that this was a nicely done scene.

Scene 6 - Julie Meadows and Chris Cannon

Julie and Chris get it on in a scene from Erosity for the sixth scene. Julie gives Chris a bit of an apple before he licks her pussy while squirting it with honey as Julie eats a banana. They keep the food play going with Julie sucking Chris’s cock while giving it a little chocolate and whipped cream. The chocolate and hipped cream stay out as Chris gives it to Julie missionary style, and he even gives her a few candy sprinkles. The attention soon turns to Julie’s ass, which gets squirted with strawberry syrup while Chris fucks it. Finally, Chris pulls out and decorates Julie’s ass with his population pudding.

This is an okay scene. Julie and Chris look like they’re having fun, but I’m not too much of a fan of food play. They keep things moving and fun here, so I can see people who enjoy this type of thing really liking it.

Scene 7 - Michelle St. James and Johnny Saint

Michelle and Johnny’s scene from Pillow Talk is next. Johnny and Michelle energetically exchange oral favors before fucking missionary style. Surprisingly, missionary is the only position used in the scene, but Michelle does take it both in her pussy and ass before getting her facial.

This is an okay scene. It’s pretty straightforward, and although Michelle isn’t the easiest on the eyes, she does seem to really like sex. As usual with Roy Karch, there’s plenty to be desired from this scene, but it isn’t a complete disappointment and does have some nice chemistry.

Scene 8 - Jasmine Klein and Dillion Day

Jasmine gets wild in a scene from Color Blind next with the help of Dillion. They nicely exchange oral favors before Dillion slips it to Jasmine missionary style and lets her ride him reverse cowgirl style. Jasmine also lets Dillion bang her backdoor before stroking himself onto her lingerie.

It’s a pretty hot scene with great chemistry. Dillion and Jasmine seem to play off each other extremely well, and make turn out a winner of a scene here. My only complaint about it is that the camerawork seemed extremely limited by the widescreen format. It seemed to rely on close-ups to show things, and never felt very comfortable.

Scene 9 - Brooke Hunter and Don Hollywood

Brooke shows up in a scene from Wet Fantasies with the help of her real life hubby Don for the ninth scene. Brooke helps Don, who looks like he could start calling Dave Cummins ‘youngster’ here, out of his pants in a back alley and attacks him orally. He wants to move right on to fucking her, but she insists that he go down on her bald beaver first. After her old man gets her ready, Brooke bounces on him reverse cowgirl style in the alley. She also rides Don cowgirl style when he lays on the alley floor before kicking over a garbage can and laying across it so he can easily spear her sphincter. Finally Don pulls out and sprays down Brooke’s shapely ass.

This is a pretty hot scene. Brooke does a great job of playing the dirty slut, and put some nice vocals and energy into it. She’s nicely matched by Don, and together they put in some of the chemistry one would hope for with a real life couple. This is a pretty good scene.

Scene 10 - Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo

Nicole and Voodoo’s scene from Extreme Behavior is next. Nicole starts things out playing around with her shoes and feet before she’s joined by Voodoo, who relieves her of her foot worshiping duties by taking over. After he worships her feet a little, Nicole gives Voodoo a footjob and then adds a little mouth action to the mix. Voodoo thanks her with a little more toe sucking as well as a tongue for her twat before fucking her. He takes care of her pussy in a couple positions before moving on to fuck her ass a bit. Finally, Voodoo pops on Nicole’s feet as she hold them about her head and in her mouth.

This is a pretty good scene. Being a foot freak, I love the foot fetish aspect of the scene, but the artistic stylings of the scene held it back a little for me. At times it felt like they were spending so much time trying to make it look pretty that they forgot they were making a porno. There’s nothing wrong with pretty, but here it held the scene back a bit too much.

Scene 11 - Kelsey and Dillion Day

Next up is Guilty as Sin with Kelsey and Dillion being discovered by Lezley Zen. She leaves before she’s found, letting Dillion continue to bury his face between Kelsey’s thighs and drop his tongue down between her cheeks. He moves on to fuck her missionary style without needing any oral encouragement from her, and continues on through reverse cowgirl and anal doggie. Finally, Kelsey sucks Dillion’s cock until it explodes onto her face.

This is an extremely hot scene with great chemistry. Kelsey and Dillion have some great trash talking banter going between them throughout the scene, as well as great eye contact. Scenes like this show that couples sex doesn’t have to be tame to work. Instead it can do just fine putting together a couple people who really enjoy being together and letting them do what comes naturally.

Scene 12 - Kimi Lixx and Joel Lawrence

Kimi and Joel team up next with the final scene from Amateur Angels 1. It’s a great start and everybody seems to be having a great time even in the interview. As usual, Kimi is a riot and laughs quite a bit as they talk about Kimi’s wildest sexual experience, her first scene, and other fun stuff while Kimi shows off almost every color known to man. As soon as it’s done Kimi takes Joel all the way into her mouth. She also gives Joel great eye contact, tongue action, and smiles as she works him over orally. Joel almost as Kimi squealing in delight as soon as his tongue hits her pussy, and keeps a smile on her face almost constantly as he works on her. Shortly after telling Joel to shut up and keep eating, Kimi tells him to come up and fuck her. They start out with a very energetic spoon and soon move to a doggie that shows off Kimi’s really nice butt. It also lets Joel finger Kimi’s ass while he fucks her, which Kimi also really gets into. It’s a nice warmup to Kimi getting her ass fucked reverse cowgirl and missionary style. Joel pulls his cock out of her ass just in time to spray Kimi’s stomach down with his spooge.

This is a great scene that had me smiling almost the entire time. The chemistry and heat are hard to beat and there’s no doubt about whether anybody’s enjoying themselves or not. I really hope that in the future we get to see Kimi in more of Luc’s work, especially knowing how much Kimi loves to be tied up.

Scene 13 - Aria and Marty Romano

Aria, who looks really great in a striped outfit and with her hair in braids, hooks up with Marty in a scene from Naked Hollywood 14 next. They kiss as he sits back in his chair before she flops back on his desk, lets him rip open her top, and go right to admiring her tits. He strips her out of the rest of her outfit and teases her with a little missionary dry-fucking on the desk before she gets his pants off and goes down to blow him. Aria gives him a fair amount of stroking, but also takes him to the back of her throat a few times before laying back on his desk so Marty can tongue her twat. He also spreads her out with a few fingers before fucking her missionary style, and then moves on to fuck each of her holes from behind. Finally, Marty pulls out and pops on Aria’s ass.

This is a pretty hot scene. Marty and Aria both put out some very nice energy, and have great chemistry as well. It’s also a little amusing since you can tell that they’re intense performers who are trying to be toned down. They slip in a little trash talk, and you can almost see people waving them off from off camera with how quickly they stop. The scene still works good, but I can’t help but be curious about how it would have been if Marty and Aria would have been allowed to fuck like they wanted to.

Scene 14 - Gia, Isabella, Monica Mayhem, and Steven St. Croix

Next, Steven starts things out with Gia and Isabella letting them know that it’s been a long time since he’s seen a couple girls get busy in scene from Return to the Edge. Gia and Isabella don’t mind the idea at all, and Gia even lets Steve go right to tonguing her ass while she munches away on Isabella’s snatch. After giving Gia a long rimming, Steve moves up to fuck her pussy from behind, and then moves back to eating her ass just before they’re discovered by Monica. Gia and Monica team up to suck Steve while Isabella watches and diddles herself before laying back for Steve and Isabella to give them a little oral attention. Steve moves on to give Monica a bone missionary style before moving over to fuck Gia’s ass missionary style. Finally Steven decorates Gia’s stomach with his spooge spray.

This is a pretty good scene. I really like how the scene mixes things up between Steven and the girls, and especially having Monica join in halfway through. If gives the scene a nice start and grows nicely from there. The chemistry and energy are also quite nice, but it would have been nicer for Isabella to get involved with Steven somehow. I also thought the camera work was a little limited. It’s still a hot scene, but in the end I couldn’t help but notice a few things which might have made it even stronger.

Scene 15 - Taylor Rain and Evan Stone

Nicholas Steele’s multi-award winning Rawhide shows up next with Taylor and Evan. Taylor starts out giving Evan some energetic head with enough spit to create an oasis in the middle of the desert. Evan eats and fingers her as she props herself against him pile driver style before letting her climb up for a bit of reverse cowgirl action. He also gives it to her from behind before pile driving her ass. Finally, Evan pops on Taylor’s pussy.

This is an okay scene that seemed way softer than it needed to be. I couldn’t help but have the feeling that Mr. Steele was more concerned with shooting softcore footage than a hardcore movie due to the editing. I kept wanting to see both the penetration and a good look of Taylor’s face as she’s getting fucked, and I don’t think I ever saw it. I know there wasn’t a shot like it during the anal, and most of the scene felt like a softcore scene with a few hardcore close-ups thrown in.

Scene 16 - Jewel De’Nyle and Randy Spears

Next up is a scene from Weekend Getaway with Jewel taking on Randy. They make their way to a bench on a backyard patio for Jewel to put her usual amazing skills to work on Randy’s rod. She doesn’t bother letting Randy give her any oral warmups in return, and instead climbs up to ride him cowgirl style. Jewel bends over for Randy to fuck her pussy from behind before they finish things up with a little reverse cowgirl anal and Jewel taking a heaping helping Randy’s seed on her open mouth.

This is a pretty good scene that’s held back terribly by the technical aspects. To start with, it looks like it was shot for about a 1.85:1 widescreen aspect ratio and stretched to the 1.33:1 full screen ratio. The audio hurts things just as much, as it feels maxed out and scratchy. It’s not a good combination, which is really sad because Randy and Jewel do a nice job. They keep things moving nicely, have a believable energy level, and even have some nice chemistry. This is a very nice couples sex scene, and does a great job of showing that anal sex can have a very nice place in the couples market.

Scene 17 - Aria and Lee Stone

Aria returns to take Lee up her ass in a scene from Vixxen for the next scene. Lee helps Aria onto the hood of his limo so he can pleasure her pussy and ass with his tongue, fingers, and a lot of spit, and then lets her take him to the back of her throat in return. Lee moves on to fuck her pussy, but doesn’t waste any time getting to Aria’s ass, fucking that energetically in several positions before decorating her hip. It’s a very hot scene with excellent chemistry and energy. It’s obvious Aria loves having her ass worked on, and Lee looks to fill her needs as well as anybody could.

This is a great scene. It has a nice pace, excellent energy, and plenty of chemistry. Unless I knew better, I would have never thought that it was by Fred Lincoln as I rarely see him make scenes this good.

Scene 18 - Ashley Long, Sledge Hammer, and Byron Long

British tart Ashley takes on black Byron and Sledge with a scene from Total Exposure next. Ashley starts things off laying back on a couch and fucking her pussy with a long vibe. Byron moves in to tongue her twat while Sledge plays with her tits and caresses her a little before Ashley returns their oral favors sucking them both at once. Since Byron put the first effort into pleasuring Ashley down under, he gets to fuck her from behind first while Ashley continues to work on Sledge orally. She also works on Sledge, riding him cowgirl style, before letting Byron join in on her ass to give her a double dose of dark dick. Finally, Ashley gets down on her knees to let the guys splatter her face with their testicular tonic.

This is a pretty hot scene. Ashley really looks to get into it, and makes nasty sex look natural and easy. The camera work, however, left me a little disappointed. It has a soft feel, which is okay, but it feels a little off. It has quite a few close-ups, but some of them just feel a little odd. This is a hot scene, but the style might interfere with some people’s enjoyment of the action.

Scene 19 - Cherie and Nikko Night

Finally, Cherie and Nikko get it on in a scene from High Class Ass. She has him drop his pants and examines his semi-hard cock before giving it a lick and a smile of approval. She gobbles his knob, rubs it around her tits, and plays with her pussy before laying back for Nikko to tongue her twat. Cherie stays laying back for Nikko to fuck her pussy before turning around and letting him give it to her from behind. Finally, she climbs on top and lowers her ass onto Nikko’s cock reverse cowgirl style while sticking several fingers in her snatch before taking his guy goo on her tits.

This isn’t too bad of a scene. Cherie and Nikko seem to get into it pretty well, but the camera work held the scene back a little for me. It made the scene feel cramped, as you rarely got to see both the penetration and Cherie’s reaction at the same time. Reverse cowgirl and it’s “all girl, no guy” is a great thing at times, but here you never even get to see the “all girl” part.

The Big Ass Anal Exxxstravaganza is a pretty darn good anal sex compilation. There’s a nice variety of stars, as well as a very nice variety of styles to the sex scenes. No, you don’t get the ultra-nasty anal scenes, but there are some high energy scenes as well as more laid back and romantic anal scenes. I like the variety because it means that most everybody who picks this one up should be able to find something they like it in as long as they’re not looking for midget cheerleaders getting taken up the ass by their school mascot while making a human pyramid. I also like how Adam & Eve softly lets you know who’s in each scene and where the original scene comes from. This is a must have for a top notch compilation, and that, combined with a long running time and a nice variety of scenes makes The Big Ass Anal Exxxstravaganza a winner of a compilation for me.

The Extra Stuff

Weblinks. That’s it.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, anal, group, toys, lesbian, rimming (male > female), food play, interracial, DP, feet, and masturbation

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: High

The Bottom Line:

Currently, Adam & Eve’s DVDs can be found online for between $8 and $25, with several stores offering this line of DVDs for around $15. If you’re a fan of more romantic anal sex, this is a compilation to check out. There’s a nice variety of sex and pretty good technical aspects. There isn’t anything for extras, but since the movie runs over four hours I’m not going to complain.

Note to Adam & Eve: It’s great to have long compilations, but please don’t sacrifice the technical aspects in order to do so.

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