Baker's Dozen 8 (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by Gunzo  on  6/20/2006

I was coming home after a hard days work, in the mail I found a little package that had been traveling aaaall the way from America to Sweden. Sweet.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Amy Reid's boobs, I'm not really a boob-person, but I enjoy rare stuff... and I've never seen anything quite like it.

Mia Bangg and Jada Fire getting fucked in the ass by Manuel Ferrara, he looks pretty good in this more hairy haircut. I was also pleased to see these asses side by side getting pounded in doggy... girls always look like such whores in this position.

Annette Schwarz' amazing tease, I love this kind of ass, pretty small but round and perfect, like Renee Pornero. And Her deep throating skills are a joy to watch, you can see her throat expanding as Brandon shoves his fat cock down it.

ANTI-BONERS:
I thought the blue goggles on Jada Fire was a really cool idea, but she obviously doesn't enjoy her cum shower, she seems to get kind of pissed when a few of the guys hit her hair. Not the kind of Baker's Dozen girl I prefer.

Not enough ANAL, Amy is new and Brandon would be a great challenge, but Annette looks like the kind of slut that NEEDS anal at least twice a day.

ON THE FUNNY SIDE:
Here's one of the best quotes ever, advice given to Amy by Sasha Knox.
"Keep being a Filthy Dirty whore Every Single Day"

I admit it - I think girls just doing girl/girl and vanilla are pussies... often very good-looking pussies but still. I deeply admire the hardcore mentality.

OUTRO:
First time I get to see this guy Jake Malone I've heard so much about, he's got some serious style I must say, like a rock star. I should probably check out some of his movies.

The cover looks great, I'm a pretty lousy patriot so I guess it's just my eyes digging this yellow/blue color scheme.

Anyways, this was an entertaining ride, but with just one anal scene I don't get all of my freak on. People more into vag should love it.