Baker's Dozen 8 (Platinum X Pictures) Review
Platinum X Pictures
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Starring: Brandon Iron, Jada Fire, Manuel Ferrara, Mia Bangg, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Amy Ried, Sasha Knox, Annette Schwarz
Released on: 6/7/2006
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Reviewed by picman on 6/13/2006
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| Prologue Another volume of face glazing brought to you by Brandon Iron. As is his wont, some of the freshest faces in porn will get this special icing. Covergirl Amy Reid, Anette Schwarz and Sasha Knox are extra fresh. Hailey Young and Mia Bangg have been sitting on the shelf for a few hours. We also have Jada Fire, and super ass whore Hillary Scott, who uses these videos to stock up on protein as she does her very best to lick the faces clean. Hopefully, a good time will be had by all. |
The Private Casting Call Footage of Amy ReidAmy Reid knocks on Brandon's door naked but for silver panties. She's a b/g newbie with only 3 or 4 scenes under her belt. Amy's got great tits and a bangin' body that Brandon asks to see in some tease. She doesn't have to do much more than climb a few stairs before the blood is flowing downward for me. He has reservations about Amy's ability to deliver the kind of scene that's expected of her. She gets to her knees and is offered the porn version of the casting couch. Brandon's cock. Amy pulls it out and gives it a few sucks as Brandon continues to evaluate her. The camera is handed off and Brandon gets his face up Amy's ass. That gets her going and Amy drops back down to suck dick with more energy. A titty fuck is absolutely required, then Amy crawls down the stairs to the party room to continue the bj. She gets her pussy filled in CG and bounces on Brandon's cock like he was a human trampoline. Amy does some facesitting and loves having Brandon's tongue up her ass. He turns her over to suck more pussy and gets sidetracked by her toes. Amy gets speared in mish, then side entry. Her legs get pinned back and Brandon gives Amy a squat fuck. P2M, then Amy on all fours with Brandon rimming her again. He fingers the sphincter but mounts in vag doggy. Up and over with more anal fingering. More P2M leading to RC. That's enough to Brandon's pump primed and he paints Amy's face with a thick load. He shovels it into her mouth and she swallows. Brandon's overjoyed and agrees to terms with Amy for the glazing at a future date. It turns out there's no time like the present as they notice a gang of mopes peering into the house. The door opens and Sasha Knox leads them into the room. She's naked except for a pink thong, and ready. The girls get started on hardening some dicks. There's a two group blow bang with both girls swarmed. Sasha decides to impose some order and has the men form a line that the girls can work down. After sucking the queue, Sasha and Amy work together on individual meat puppets. There's a cut to both girls in a 69, with new guys rotating under them periodically. Sasha's third guy gets her off, then back to the chaos of the blow bang for the cum to flow. With the girls' faces together, the first guy to blow has a major load that's enough for both to share. The second guy cums from Sasha's left and spurts on her alone. Another guy on Amy's side also has enough to cover both of them. Two more, almost simultaneously. One from the tops of their heads and two more consecutively from the sides. Another guy hits them with about a half dozen squirts, which gets Sasha pretty excited. They start to kiss and Amy gets blasted in the eye. She also takes most of the next load, so Sasha needs another, which she gets, again in multiple squirts. She then starts to hoover Amy's totally glazed face. Once Amy is recognizable again, she scoops the cum from Sasha's face into her mouth. Amy's not finished being cleaned as Sasha gets to lap at her shiny boobs.Always trying to keep things fresh by changing the situations for the bukkake. The 69 was a new wrinkle for me, and it was nice to see it actually pay off with an orgasm for Sasha. The loads were huge and the girls' faces were masks of nut butter. |
"Your chocolate is in my peanut butter!" The camera opens on another great pair of boobs belonging to Mia Bangg. She's all sweetness and light as Brandon interviews her on the back porch. He doesn't miss getting a shot of her nice feet, then gets Mia to pull out her tits. I think she's definitely a strong candidate for his other lines if she puts on a good show here. Mia brought some food to play with for her tease. Whipped cream, honey and peanut butter. As she puts her ass on display, Jada Fire shows up and gets into the peanut butter. She goes ass up and Mia sprays some whipped cream onto her asshole, then licks it off. Jada returns fire with the honey. That's some sweet ass she gets her tongue into. Manuel Ferrara walks into the scene and feeds Mia some of the peanut butter with a whipped cream chaser. He sticks his dick into her mouth and then feeds Jada the sweet ooze. These two girls love to suck cock under any circumstance, so making it extra tasty and messy just adds to their enthusiasm. Jada takes a creaming on her tits and rubs it in. They take turns on Manuel's cock, then Jada tosses Mia's salad. The ladies do some making out while Manuel strips and Mia has all the outward signs of genuine arousal. She mounts Manuel in CG and sucks on Jada's tits. Jada gets down to lick at the union, doing P2OGM and re-planting the cock. Mia's pussy swallows Manuel's cock like a true size queen as she rocks her ass sexily. Jada needs dick too, and takes hers in spoon. Neither of these women have any bottom as Manuel consistently goes balls deep. They don't have any aversion to each other's cunt juices either. Manuel fingers Jada to a small squirt and feeds his wet cock to both of them. Mia slips into spoon position and Manuel three fingers her ass while Jada fists his cock. She helps plant the hardon into Mia's bung, and the fat cock has even this anal diva gasping on entry. She adjusts, and Jada spreads her friend's pussy lips to rub the clit. Manuel fucks her hard and deep, Jada doing A2OGM. Mia joins her for cock cleanup, then Jada does some facesitting on Manuel before riding in RCA. Mia gets the whipped cream and slathers Jada's tits. She licks it off, then rides Manuel's face while fondling Jada's body. A2OGM. The girls line up side by side, asses out, and Manuel mounts Mia in and up and over doggy anal. He gets deep in her kitchen, then slides over to Jada. A2OGM and back again. Manuel has the girls stack, Jada on top, rubbing her sex on Mia's back. He takes Mia's ass first in doggy. A splayed out Jada gets hers in an up and over. He orders the girls to the ground and spanks over them while they play tongue games with each other. Manuel's a one man mope squad as he jets enough cum for the both of them. PCH and cum kisses.Brandon rounds up the dirty dozen and has them assembled in the backyard. I think there might actually be 13 or 14 guys as the double blowbang ensues.  Hillary Scott, who has a camera ostensibly for BTS footage, inserts herself into the melee. Brandon orders her to drop the camera, and now there's another sweet slut sucking dick. None of these cockhounds is genteel about their blowjobs as they navigate the clusterfuck. Then the men are in two lines as the girls zig zag between them. After they all finish the line, Mia and Jada get their pussies opened in doggy, Hillary directing the action and doing P2OGM. They also do some riding in the CG's and Hillary keeps the guys fluffed. When they've worked their way through the throng once more, Mia and Jada are ready for the cum. Jada dons swimmer's goggles, a prudent move, even if it makes her look like and alien. With their faces together, the first guy has enough splooge to plaster both of them. The second guy cums from up top and a third follows quickly from Mia's side. Hillary can be seen prepping dicks two and three at a time. Four, five and six go off almost simultaneously as they're surrounded. The seventh from Jada's side and eighth from Mia's. The loads are strong and plentiful. Two black dicks go off from either side and Mia's getting tired of cum in her eyes. Two more big ones from the flanks and Jada's bitching about cum in her hair. Three more in quick succession, with the last being a major blast. Another gets dropped onto Mia's face, and Hillary seems to still have two more cocks getting ready. A weak load onto Jada, then a blast to Mia's ear and eye. One more good one, mostly on Jada's forehead, then Brandon calls the cleaner in. There's a straggler that gets to them first, an Asian guy, and he pops a big load on the girls. Hillary does her impression of a perverted vacuum cleaner. She's really gotten good at this as she cleans their faces nicely.Nicely done all the way through. The fucking was pretty hot, with the light food play being a nice touch. Not that those three really needed any gimmicks. The blowbang and bukkake was fun for the most part. I think Mia didn't realize her eyes were going to get plastered the way they did, but she's a trouper and a good sport. The inclusion of Hillary also raised things a notch. |
 A pervert is on the loose.Jake Malone knocks at the door of Annette Schwarz. When she answers in a skimpy two piece, he explains to her that he's a member of the neighborhood watch, and that a sexual predator is on the loose. Annette goes back to primping herself in front of the bathroom mirror, her body lean and hot looking. She sashays into the bedroom to read a book while someone creeps along her balcony. It's Platinum X's resident pervert, Brandon Iron, who peers through the sliding doors. He pulls a stocking over his face as he approaches Annettes prone figure. He grabs her and tells Annette not to scream, then lifts the mask above his lips so they can kiss. Brandon tongues her holes and spanks her ass. His dick is hard, but Annette, who's clothes seem to be coming off of their own volition, gets down to suck it harder. The girl has skills as she takes Brandon deep. He holds the back of her head and strokes full length into Annette's throat. A belch from this hot cocksucker delights Brandon. She continues to kiss his pubes, then lays back for Brandon to skullfuck her in an up and over. He sits on her face to get his salad tossed, then jams his cock into Annette's alimentary canal. He rides her face like a bottomless pussy, then leads her over to a bench at the foot of the bed. Annette is pronged in doggy, then up and over with toe sucking. She gets on her back, head laying over the arm of the bench, and offers her throat to Brandon once again. He fucks her throat with the drool running down her face. Brandon pulls her body to the side a bit and plows Annette's pussy in mish. She starts grasping at air as an orgasm apparently overtakes her. Brandon keeps pounding away and Annette looks to have one more. He fingers the wet hole and gives her a taste. Cut to Annette camped between his legs for more worship of cock and balls with some rimming. Brandon gets to his feet for a facefucking. Annette has spent most of this scene with her lips up against his abdomen. She has no trouble swallowing big swords. She plays with the hanging streamers, gets face pumped and mounts the sloppy cock in CG. Not only has she no gag reflex, but her cervix may be missing too. Back to the floor to suck balls while Brandon primes the pump. Annette pries her mouth open for the splooge before being reminded what she's here for as Brandon paints the area between mouth and nose. Annette still wants the cum, so she drains the cock and pushes the load into her mouth. This is a woman with a pronounced oral fixation.Later on after the police were called... Annette talks to the police (Brandon) wearing the t-shirt left behind by the perp. There is an assembly of likely suspects in her living room to see if she can identify the rapist. The men are instructed to pull stockings over their heads and tell Annette to "suck my dick". Annette says the man was rough and spanked her, so the guys all take a shot. A second row of guys get to rim her. She tells Brandon that her face got fucked really hard, so off with the shirt, and onto the floor for the festivities to begin. Annette works the cocks hard and deep, big and small. Tone Capone reams her throat and is told he's a prime suspect. You can't fake the kind of enthusiasm Annette shows for facefucking. She's just into it. She insists that her attacker was much harder than the guys she's sucking as she works the throng. None of them seem to quite measure up, though. Annette goes to taking them on one by one. You would think she would at least tell the police that the perp was caucasian, but I think she likes the black dicks. Picking up the pace near the end of the line, Annette crawls back for seconds. Brandon asks her to whittle it down to black or white and she finds herself in an all black blowbang, then a white one. All too short. Brandon suggests the DNA test and Annette agrees. Someone apparently bumped the camera and it was turned off momentarily. When we cut in, Annette looks like she's wearing at least two big loads. A load hits her mouth and she gargles after sucking it in off her face. They walk up from either side with three consecutive shots, then another three almost simultaneously. A couple of shots from behind her, then a monster load from her right that totally excites this German cumslut. Three more consecutive shots from behind and to the right. A big blast to her left eye. Annette starts to push the cum into her mouth, but two more dicks step up and blast her face. More cleanup and another cock cums to paint her face. Annette uses her hands like a squegee and swallows the collected mess. At the end of the investigation it's determined that Annette is the sex offender and Jake Malone handcuffs her, leading her out the door.I have never seen any of John Thompson's videos, but I suspect that Annette is a GGG ringer. She truly gets off on all things oral and revels in cum. Her sex scene with Brandon was hot, hard and intense. The blowbang had too many participants for Annette to really show off her stuff. |
 Bonus blowbang w/Hailey YoungHailey Young is surrounded by cock. She rotates around to get a taste of all of them, then they make a double line that she works down, side to side. They go back to swarming her, and cut to Hailey waiting for the cum to fly. A big load streaks her face from the left. A nice gob covers her mouth on a blast from her right. Big shot into her left eye, and a meager dribble to her right cheek. Two nice shots in succession from either side. As Hailey starts to shovel cum from her face for the cleanup, another guy walks up and ices her face some more. She finishes dragging the cum into her mouth and leaves happy.This was really a throwaway scene. No really good bj action. Just some quick licks and the pumps open up. |
| Epilogue This
video was a slow starter for me. There's no questioning that Amy Reid has
one of the finest bodies in the industry. Unfortunately, she has precious
little experience using it with men on camera. It felt like Brandon had
to hold back his normal impulses, and only made this an average scene.
I think she's a natural for Photographic Mammaries, though. Things definitely
picked up when Sasha Knox hit the screen. She seems to have entered porn
knowing how to live in the moment, and suspend all inhibition. She sucked
dick with enthusiasm, got off on the pussy eating, got turned on by the
bigger ball blasts and surprisingly numerous volleys, then hoovered the
mess like a cum glutton. Mia Bangg and Jada Fire had a great sex scene with Manuel. These are two women who know how to give up some ass and make it look and sound good. Their blowbang got a little rushed, even with the help of Hillary Scott. I think there were a half dozen extra sperm donors here and they were in a race to get through all of them. Hillary actually looked a bit envious while she was only fluffing and the other two were taking huge facials. I'm a bit surprised that Brandon allowed Jada to wear goggles, and Mia was getting pissed about her eyes taking so many hits. This brings us to the piece de resistance of this video. Annette Schwarz was a revelation. Pretty girl, sexy body, just that little touch of skank that promises a great lay. She took a hardcore fucking by Brandon and was with him every step of the way. Her oral skills are amazing, deep throating his big cock with ease. In fact, I think her scene points out the achilles heel of the Baker's Dozen series. The blowbangs. There are so many guys, 18, I think, in each of the last two scenes, that nobody can get a thorough fellating. Brandon tries to spice it up with some fun and games, but it doesn't match the intensity of the sex previously, or the spectacle of the bukkake. And speaking of the loads, Brandon must keep these guys under lock and key for a week with chastity tubes in place. There are some major contributions from the mope squad. Very few weak pops to speak of here. |
| The Disk As is usually the case, Brandon loads up with extras. Besides the bonus blowbang, there's a BTS, photo gallery and shoot. More Tease Please, and Aural Fixations for some dirty talk. Trailers and director's bio round things out. |
| Recommendation I think that for the Annette Schwarz scene alone, this is a must see. For people who love rivers of cum, well, you probably already have it. |
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