Baker's Dozen 8 (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  6/13/2006

Well fans I was real happy when this title showed up today and it took me about a minute to get the plastic off and slip this baby in. Will you just look at the cover for this, wow is the first thing to come to mind, closely followed by Holy Shit those are some great tits!! Amy Reid perhaps has the best set of natural titties I've ever had the pleasure to see live and in person and it's hard for any picture moving or still to fully do those breasts justice but Brandon comes close with this cover shot. Let's hit some highlights as we've got a great cast besides Amy including Mia Bangg, Jada Fire, and what Baker's Dozen would be complete without a visit from the Asswhore herself, Hillary Scott!!!

Amy Reid

Well she really does two scenes though they are back to back. They start out with Amy going up to the Chateau Iron where an excited Brandon answers the door finding the topless goddess standing there. Amy comes in and we get the first of many shots of those mouth watering boobs. Brandon is a toe fan and he does give some shots of those but he knows what we want to see and the boobage is quite extensive so no worries there. The one thing which struck me besides Amy's obvious beauty was the amount of ass/ pussy eating Brandon does here. I mean he really gets into eating that ass and when you see the bubble action from the side where he's got that face buried deep in her crack you'll be thanking the cameraman as it was a terrific shot. The sex was good, cowgirl shows off her ass which if she didn't have such great tits would be her best feature. At one point she turns around to a reverse position and straddles Brandon's face for more hot pussy and ass licking and I can't blame Brandon at all for doing so much of this, as that's right where I'd want to be a lot of the time with Amy. Then they get into some reverse fucking and those tits do some magic bouncing and Brandon caps off this solid scene by splooging on her face and then scooping the jizz into her mouth where it disappears.

Amy Reid & Sasha Knox:

We flow right into the next scene seemlessly as that first scene was her audition which she easily passed but seems they had an audience for some portion as the camera pans to the windows and we see a line of guys there peeking in and Amy exclaims she hates voyeurs which made me chuckle and any porn insiders might get the joke which I think was trying to be made. So the door opens and the guys flow in joined also by a naked Sasha Knox. The girls get in prime cock sucking position and the guys swarm them and we get a good blowbang with each girl doing a good job with the dicks shoved in their faces. They also do a side by side 69 with the girls on top sucking dick while their pussies were being licked-- I hadn't seen a shot like this before that I recall so I thought this was a nice addition. They end the blowbang after each girl has sucked and sucked and sucked with the pops raining down on both face so each girl is jizzercized but good. I hadn't seen Amy stretch herself like this in any other scene and she did a pretty good job I thought so her fans should be pleasantly surprised at how pervy she can get!

Mia Bangg & Jada Fire:

Onward we go and who shows up next but this naturally busty blond from San Diego. This must be an older shoot unless Mia has gone back to being a blond as in the last few scenes I've seen her in the hair has been a darker color almost black. Brandon lays out the gist of the scene to come and he'd asked Mia to bring some aids as he was running out of ideas for the series and she breaks out whipping cream-- you know Reddi Whip and sprays some on her tongue with a bit coating her chin so it's almost like cum she says! Also some honey is dipped onto her finger and she licks that up and the key ingredient she brings as it turns out was a jar of peanut butter as people just magically appear while Brandon is shooting Mia and they have dipped their fingers into the peanut butter before dipping their fingers into Mia!! Who shows up first but the equally busty Jada Fire and we get some reddi whip sprayed in her ass crack with Mia licking it up and Jada returns the favor to Mia's ass but with the honey. Then who magically shows up with his fingers dipped in the peanut butter, why it's none other than Manuel Ferrara and in short order the girls are sharing his schlong with plenty of dick sucking and then some vag sex with the girls alternating taking the pipe and then we get some anal mixed in with A2OGM for your viewing pleasure. The lighting outside was sometimes a bit dark but the energy coming from the girls and Manuel more than made up for any technical glitches. You get the girls side by side in doggie at one point with Manuel going from ass to ass with more A2OGM shot and they even do a double stacked doggie which was cool. The girls get a good load to share and you can guess their work isn't done as the baker's dozen crew was standing by and we smoothly transition to the blowbang and the natural light was pretty good here so no real issues with the views. Brandon nicely goes from girl to girl and we get a special guest cocksucker- you know how the tv shows always have a special gueststar of the week, well Brandon has a special cock sucker and who else would it be but Hillary Scott nicely sporting a Platinum X tshirt which conveniently is pulled up showing her nice big boobs. The girls make it a round robin event going from cock to cock and they keep the girls in the middle so your eyes don't have to wonder far to seek out a good shot. Damn, is there a girl who seems more genuinely turned on by the act of being fucked or sucking cock than Hillary, I'd almost rather see her in a scene by herself as the camera seems to naturally seek her out as this girl's screen presence is unmistakable. She has a joyful look here while the two other girls, Jada and Mia, get their asses stuffed and she kneels close by ready to pounce on whichever cock comes out of an ass first. We then have the girls line up next to each other on the ground and we have Jada and Mia go from cock to cock taking it in both reverse and in cowgirl up their ass. In the background you get Hillary taking on the remaining dicks not lying on the ground. Closing out this excellent scene we get Mia and Jada-- sporting goggles, next to each other and the guys splooge away. I love how Hillary hovers over like a proud parent or something, she's got this devlish grin on her face while the cum just accumulates on each face. Miss Scott then swoops in and performs her cleanup duties and I must say this was a very good scene.

Annette Schwarz:

We arrive at the last scene which sees Jake Malone calling on Annette who answers the door in some nice porn wear. Seems a sexual predator is on the loose in the neighborhood and Jake just wanted to be the good neighbor and warn everyone. So we have Annette going back inside and we get some nice tease footage of her ass and then we see the sexual predator climb up onto her balcony and who is it but Brandon Iron!! He pulls the stocking down over his face to "hide" his features but he's wearing a Brandon Iron tshirt so no real mystery and then he pounces on Annette who doesn't put up to much of a fight. Brandon pulls the stocking up enough so he can munch on her ass, then it's on to Annette engulfing his cock where we get a good side angle plus you get some gagging for those more in favor of the rougher blowjob. Annette then leans her head back against the bed and Brandon really pounds her throat with his cock then he hops on the bed and twists around so his ass is directly over Annette's face so some ass eating gets lensed. The amount of hard cock sucking Annette does here almost had me thinking this was a throat gaggers scene, the spit is all over her face at times. This is easily the most nasty of the scenes shot for this volume due to the rougher cock sucking and the ass eating too which is done by Annette. Her energy level too seemed to match the nastiness Brandon wanted so the scene worked even though I'm not as big a fan of the harder sex action. After a cowgirl finish we get a load worked out over her nose and upper lip with some cleanup by Annette. Well the police are called and who comes to answer her call but Officer Iron,lol. Annette plays along nicely and Brandon has brought 12 "suspects" for Annette to check out to see if any fit the description. Each man is wearing a PXP tshirt as well as a stocking-- Brandon has them pull the stockings over their face and say a line-- Suck My Dick!! It's funny how this plays out with the guys having to spank her ass as her assailant also spanked her plus they each are made to lick her ass because her perp did that too!! I would say Brandon still has a lot of good ideas for the series and it helps when the girl plays her part which Annette did here. Pretty soon we get the ultimate test as if she really wants to catch the perp she'll have to suck off each and every one of the guys-- I think she knew her attacker wasn't a black man but there was a black dick in there which she happily sucked,lol. After a thorough sucking we get lots and lots of cum drained onto Annette's face. She easily gets the most cum shot onto her face, I mean she turned a shade of white normally associated with snow!! Annette also does a great job of getting a lot of jizz in her mouth which she shows off before swallowing. Sadly none of the shooters was the man so another unsolved porn crime goes in the books. In the switch of all switches it turns out the Annette was the sexual perp,lol, and Jake Malone makes another appearance to cuff her and take her away. This leads to a preview for the next volume and it has none other than Karina Kay and it appears her scene is all her so look forward to that friends.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well I'd say this was a very strong entry starting with the nice appearance of Amy Reid who has dreamy tits. The middle scene with Mia Bangg, Jada Fire, and Hillary Scott was the big highlight for this dvd and we wrap things up nicely with Annette Schwarz. The extras for this one include a bonus scene with Hailey Young, some behind the scenes, more tease please and a live photo shoot. I'd easily recommend this one for purchase as you get a nice variety of girl to get your freak on to and the facial finishes are good to great-- Annette's scene being great so far as facial's go. I'm eager now to get the next one with Karina Kay.