Ass Appeal (Hustler) Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  3/31/2005

Ass Appeal

Running Time: 120 min. est.

Production Date: December 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

Lowdown for the end of March:
The Terri Shaivo drama is over, now I am at peace. One of my Favorite comedians (Mitch Hedberg) was found dead in a New Jersey hotel room this week and Mason signed with Hustler to make Hustler the one to watch by summer 2005

Hustler has done something so simple, but so right, they are about to leave other DVD’s in the dust. A simple camera movement in 3D space makes an opening DVD sequence that can rival any Hollywood blockbuster. If you ask me, it raises the stock of this release 50 fold. Props to V Styles for sticking with the same Video Editor that put him on the map.

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Ayana Angel & Jada Fire

Tits, Ass and Beauty. Call the cops cause these two women are guilty of all three. Wait, these women are the cops and they are on the case of “Andy the Ass Fucker”. If Van would have used Chloe Black, this would have been a Triangle defense stronger than the one Phil Jackson made famous.

I could have used these girls years ago. When I was 23, I got my 1st taste of ass, and the look on her fathers face when he walked in the front door to see me pounding his little Princess's ass still haunts me to this day. FYI, when a girl tells you that her parents are gone for a three day holiday weekend, make sure they are returning Monday, not Sunday night. Boy, I hadn’t ran so fast since I stole from Penny’s.

Enough about me though, see this scene just for the raw images of Ayana’s country rump. This scene was hotter than Georgia Asphalt, but once again Van didn’t manage to light the intimate areas of these black women. I hate having to guess when a dick is in a girls ass or not. LIGHT THAT SHIT!

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Gia Jordan

I’ve seen this girl a couple of times and I have to say that I have never been taken by her looks or works. Is it just me, or does Gia remind you of a small breasted Jasmine St. Claire?

Since the last time I saw Gia, she has lost about 10-12 pounds. Gia is a pretty girl, but those small breast and soft tummy are keeping her rating lower than I’d like to give her. Despite less than positive reviews, Gia wrote me and thanked me for watching. That’s class for you.

The action in this scene was pretty vanilla, but solid camera work and believable sex made this scene a winner. Hands down Gia’s best work to date.

Female Looks 5/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Sondra Romain

Without doubt, this girl is a boob job away from super stardom. Sandra has the most improved looks of any starlet over the last year. She’s gone from a rough neck, hard body to a super fit sex siren.

Good hair and makeup combined with a deep tan have paid off nicely for this Euro export. The camera work was strong again in this scene, but I didn’t buy the fact that Sandra was so turned on by her male talent. Some times you just can’t put so much drama in your performance.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Sydnee Capri

Like Sondra, Sydnee is a 10 from the waist down, but unlike Sandra, I’m not impressed with Sydnee’s face. I know I’m in the minority here, cause Sydnee pops up in more videos than Puff Daddy, but she still won’t get my dollar.

The best part about this scene was Mark “Bringin’ The” Wood. This is a white boy from the Mr. Planters school of porn. For those of you not in the know that means that he’s well versed in the art of servin' warm salty nuts.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Katrina Kraven

I hear from most directors that I review. The #1 commonality from them all is that Katrina is the sweetest girl in porn. Her stills always manage to leave me stiff, but her tattoos, rough complexion and soft belly leave her a couple points shy of her stills.

I will say based on her appearance here today, her looks are improving, but she needs to work on her feminine side in order to get my vote. Katrina always puts on a good show, but my issue with her on screen skills is the fact that she never brings anything new to the table. She’s got talent, but if you’ve seen her once, you’ve seen her 100 times.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10

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This title started strong, but I was not overly impressed with the last two scenes. That doesn’t mean that they weren’t good, but I don’t care for Sydnee, and I dare not say more about Ms. Kraven.

A steady camera, and solid male casting are two underrated elements that V Styles continues to exploit. Van promised that his works would improve now that he’s not restricted by Video Teams style, but if you ask me, he’s the same cat, but just maturing in the game and improving every day.

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