Anabolic Cum Shots 1 Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  8/3/2001

This is recap of dozens of cumshots from various older Anabolic titles. It was first released on 6/8/1998.

This won't be like my usual review, since it is impossible to describe all the action. Safe to say, the usual suspects of porn appear, the same people who have been in countless other titles. These are older scenes, and many of these performers now work for more mainstream companies such as VCA. The video often looks "old" in quality, and the women are significantly less attractive than what is the norm in 2001.

The disclaimer at the start claims that all scenes were shot prior to the infamous "July 3, 1995" cutoff date for supplying information. That's far from the truth, since Dina Jewel's scene from Butt Banged Hitchhiking Whores is included (that's her lovely face on the cover), and that was shot in 1997 or early 1998. Blair Segal also is in one scene, I believe that she and Dina were both underage in 1995, and it is likely some other moments in this compilation are also post-1995.

I have a friend who loves watching women get their faces splashed with cum. No other sort of scene has the same impact, and he would probably love this. So if lots of jizz is your kink, grab it by all means, because that is all this movie consists of, 30 second segments of cocks releasing sperm. A few scenes are a bit longer, mainly when several guys are in on a gangbang, and a few are shorter. This was a major disappointment to me, as I expected action such as in the Elegant Angel "Sodomania Slopshots." There, each segment includes up to 2 minutes of the hottest sex from a scene, before ending with the cumshot.

I find that seeing a compilation of the hottest bits before the splooge flies makes for a very satisfying viewing. No matter how lame the full scene, or entire movie (and Elegant Angel has some very mediocre product out these days), a few 2 minute segments of intensity makes the source movie seem like a classic. And I hoped that Cumshots 1 would do the same for older Anabolic movies, but I just found it frustrating. I'd want to see some in and out pumping, but for the most part, there was none.

So if you don't need any intercourse or fellatio to enjoy a scene, you may really like Cumshots 1, and rate it higher. But if you want to see a moment of people fucking before the cum blasts, look elsewhere.

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