Adventures Of Buttman, The Review

The Adventures of Buttman (1989)
Themes: Ass obsession
Starring: Tianna, Heather Torrance, Champagne, Bionca, Sascha, Tanya DeVries, Tracey Adams, Tom Byron, etc…
Written, produced and directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano

IMPRESSION:
You know something? I didn’t know until recently that this was the very first “Buttman” movie ever created by the ass master himself. As soon as I found this out and right after I saw “The Best of Buttman”, I had to check this one out and I liked it enough to review it and put the world up on how hot this damn flick is.

HIGHLIGHTS/REVIEW:
This flick is much better than some of the bullshit you’re seeing in today’s pornography. This is the flick that started it all (ass obsession, that is). Every scene in here is full of hot shit that should arouse you for days! My favorite scenes in here (that are flawless) are the scenes with Tianna, Tanya DeVries, Champagne and

The first scene with Tianna (The “Buttwoman” of the early 1990s) has some heavy ass obsession, which includes drawn-out ass movements, face-sitting, anal beads, anal-fucking with a dildo and a dude stuffing a crumbled-up dollar bill up this woman’s asshole. Tianna plays as a hooker who a guy picks up off the streets and this guy is pretty dominant and rude to her in so many ways (especially verbally). He gets to fuck her in a variety of positions, but there’s no anal sex in this scene whatsoever. I admired this scene a lot because Tianna is fine and the ass obsession is crazy, but I could have done without all of the rude trash talk that he filled in Tianna’s ears!

The second scene takes place at a birthday party and Tanya DeVries step away from the party scene with a dude and the two get it on with intimacy. Tanya DeVries was a hottie and there some hot shots of her overall figure and booty. Some of this I have seen in “The Best of Buttman” and it turned me on a great deal!

Heather Torrance’s scene happened to be the weakest point in this flick. And it isn’t so much because Tom Byron wasn’t laying the pipe right, but Heather Torrance just had some terrible tan lines. This is a huge turn off for a brotha like me. Otherwise, she’s got some nice facial features and a bangin’ booty! All I can say really is “Thanks to whoever came up with the idea of tanning salons. I understand that you can’t go raw at any beach just to get an even tan!”

Champagne’s scene was the greatest scene in here. “Buttman” gets robbed by a trio of thugs, including Champagne. And no, I’m not taking about Champagne Pendarvis! Champagne is one cheeky and exuberant blonde with a smile that ought to put impotent men to death and an ass made for the “Dukey Love” that she’s about to receive from one of the dudes. She gets butt naked, does some striptease and shows her ass a great deal. The dudes threaten “Buttman”, telling him to keep the camera on her ass. These guys are loaded, as well (not in dick size, but with a revolver). These dudes rub her clit with the gun, pour beer in her ass and drink it from her ass and they lube her ass real good with some kind of cream before putting a tiny dildo up her ass while she sucks a guy’s dick. There’s plenty of beautiful shots of her ass in motion as she’s sucking the guy’s dick and while the tiny plug is going in and out of her booty (reminds me of the very first porno flick I’ve seen). The sex begins and most of it is in her vagina. The anal sex doesn’t start until the last 5 minutes of this scene. A dude fucks her ass from the back for less than 3 minutes and he comes all in her ass.

Bianca & Sascha are found on a beach and the two go into a secluded house where they shake their asses, slap each other’s asses, taste and fuck each other’s asses with dildos and such. As soon as “Buttman” touches one of them, they cut the show short and says “He’s lucky we didn’t stick the dick up his ass!” Bionca is very fine with a juicy booty. Sascha wasn’t alluring to me and you can take or leave her. This was a pretty good lesbian tease scene with heavy ass obsession. This probably influenced Bruce Seven to start out with his “Buttslammers” series!

The final scene includes Tracy Adams. She isolates herself from Tanya DeVries’ B-Day party and meets “Buttman” in a different indoor area, where she shows the world her shape, world class white ass before “Buttman” gives her a decent penetration with his dick.

There are 6 scenes in this flick and of the six, 2 of them were flawless while 3 scenes were really tight and only one scene was lacking. However, you can see bits and pieces of each and every one of these scenes in the miraculous “The Best of Buttman” compilation (which I’ve had the pleasure of purchasing a few days ago)!

NEGATIVES:
I know the men weren’t really laying the pipe in this flick, but I won’t knock that. This flick was done in 1989 and times and male sexual prowess was different back then than it was now. I really dislike the tan lines that Heather Torrance is sporting. I don’t know about you guys, but heavy tan lines are a huge turn off. Again, thank whoever came up with tanning salons, because skin tones need to be even. These things were the only major negatives in this flick.

DVD QUALITY:
This DVD is loaded with special features. This DVD contains an extended cut which is 20 minutes longer than the original 1989 version. There’s also an extra 20 minutes of extra footage, two visual commentaries from Buttman and Tricia Deveraux. The usual film-ographies, photo gallery and cast list is here. The a/v quality is clean and superb and I was surprised to see a porno flick this old look so good. It’s a damn shame that as technology expands, the video quality for something like “Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal”& “Rocco Ravishes Prague #1” (one of my favorite Rocco flicks) couldn’t look like this! This is one of the many immaculate Evil Angel DVDs I have seen. This DVD is pretty loaded and includes damn-near 2 hours of extras.

OVERALL:
My suggestion is for you to see this flick as soon as you can, if you love old-school pornos with an intense fetish for butts and asses. If you don’t see this flick, apparently you don’t appreciate ass obsession. Another great thing is that this flick isn’t all washed-up with Mac, Maybelline and fake eyelashes like one of those “Ass Worship” flicks by Jules Jordan. This is better than 5 of those “Ass Worship” flicks! As far as me owning this on DVD personally, I doubt if I would because of the strict count of porno flicks that I allow myself to own. I loved this flick very much, but I mean, I just purchased “The Best of Buttman” on DVD, which has “highlights” of every scene from this flick and other older Stagliano flicks. I feel that if you own “The Best of Buttman”, there’s no need to own this flick (unless you’re a porno fanatic who owns more than 20 DVDs and if you felt “The Best of Buttman” compilation left out some wonderful highlights that this flick had to offer). This was a spontaneous start from “Buttman” and into the ass obsession genre. This happens to be one of John “Buttman” Stagliano’s ten greatest X-rated flicks!

RATING PERCENTAGE: 92%
BOTTOM LINE: Please, check it out!