9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  12/24/2014

It's been awhile since I saw the original 9 1/2 weeks and it was almost considered porn when it first came out! I remember fucking a couple girlfriends back in the 80s after watching the VHS tape! LOL. Anyways, Adam and Eve presents the parody version with Summer Brielle in the Kim Basinger role. This might be too much for her but nobody ever accused Kim Basinger of being a good actress! I am so interested in watching the porn version of this one!

Summer Brielle

Summer works in an art gallery and James Deen comes in one day. She makes a date with him James plays it cool and Summer lets him know she's interested. He blindfolds her and starts undressing her. Her tits look even bigger than I remember and James squeezes ice over her lips and breasts. James eats her out and drives Summer wild. He feeds his dick to her and Summer works out some stringers as she works him over. She gets boned in mish and spoon and James cums all over her bald pussy.

Capri Cavanni

Summer comes home the next day and finds her roommate in bed with her boyfriend. Tyler Nixon and Capri start making out and he sucks on her enhanced tits. Tyler eats her out and they get into a 69 so that Capri can service him. She takes him down her throat and does a nice job with the oral. Tyler bones her in doggie and spoon before cumming all over her pussy.

Sarah Jessie

Summer is at work in a black business suit and white mesh stockings and rubs one out on her desk. In an homage to the late, great Joe Cocker, Summer does a sexy dance in a similiar fashion to Leave Your Hat On. They then have the food sequence where Summer gets all sorts of food dumped on her including strawberries, honey and milk. They spend every waking moment together and finally end up at a strip club where Sarah gives a hummer to David Crawford (aka David Lord). She gags on his average size member and gives him a sloppy blowjob. She strokes him off and works over the balls and keeps going at it. She strokes him off on her tongue and cleans him off.

Courtney Taylor

Summer tells Courtney exactly what to do with Seth Gamble. She tells him to choke on his dick then lick his balls. Seth eats her out then gives her a ride in cowigrl and doggie. Meanwhile, James is taking advantage of Summer because she's so wet! Seth cums all over Courtney's tits.

Nikki Delano

James tells Summer to wear what he sent her and to meet him at a hotel. He sent her some slinky black lingerie and Summer goes on her way. She waits in the room for him and he calls and tells her to put on the blindfold that's in the drawer. James shows up and is pissed that she doesn't have the blindfold on yet. He brings Nikki into the room and she tickles her legs. Summer gets angry and physically confronts James. She storms out and he's left with Nikki. This scene is interspersed with the following scene which is what I hated about 80s porn. He eats her out and Nikki gags herself on his cock. James bones her in mish, spoon, doggie, reverse and spoon. James cums in her ass crack and Nikki gives the fake dirty talk that it's so 'yummy'.

Eva Karrera, Summer Brielle

Eva and Summer share Tommy Gunn's cock.Summer rides him in reverse with Eva offering encouragement. Eva takes him in doggie and then he finishes up with Summer in spoon. Tommy strokes off all over Summer's tits.

SPECIAL FEATURES

All the extras are on Disk 2 and they inclue a BTS lasting 21:38, interviews lasting 12:46, bloopers last 3:16, a casting reel lasting 7:22, a couple of extra scnes, a bonus scene (India Summer from Secret Crushes), and photo galleries.

SUMMARY

A great "parody". I don't even know if you can call it that because it stayed pretty true to the oringinal only with nudity. James Deen played a great Mickey Rourke and I liked tghe taboo feeling of this one! Worth a rental!


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