Reviews of Ryan, Gay Movies (6)
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alex, Ryan, Rex Ruben, Snake, Steve-O, Dolph, Big G
Studio: Body Shoppe
Release date: 11/11/2005
Celebrating American Military Cock 2 review summaries:
Netguy's
I recently watched another Body Shoppe production Reflections of Flesh, that I rather enjoyed but Celebrating American Military Cock Film 2 is a real dud and I can see that their productions are most likely hit or miss, this is a miss. This time around there are clearly no standouts and I found the guys to be for the most part unattractive and boring. The director Don Ross also needs to learn that most of these guys dont want his grubby hands on them so he should leave them alone and not even talk, he brings everything including their cocks to a halt. In any event, this film consists of the usual segments whereby he lures some straight dudes into what appears a seedy hotel room where they think they might be getting some pussy, gets them to strip, then just stand around playing with themselves in front of mirrors, squatting on them, lying back on a mattress, and then jerking off onto a mirror or their stomachs. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2005:
I recently watched another Body Shoppe production Reflections of Flesh, that I rather enjoyed but Celebrating American Military Cock Film 2 is a real dud and I can see that their productions are most likely hit or miss, this is a miss. This time around there are clearly no standouts and I found the guys to be for the most part unattractive and boring. The director Don Ross also needs to learn that most of these guys dont want his grubby hands on them so he should leave them alone and not even talk, he brings everything including their cocks to a halt. In any event, this film consists of the usual segments whereby he lures some straight dudes into what appears a seedy hotel room where they think they might be getting some pussy, gets them to strip, then just stand around playing with themselves in front of mirrors, squatting on them, lying back on a mattress, and then jerking off onto a mirror or their stomachs. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ryan, Bryce, Jacob Hayes, Hayden Burton, Damien Munson, Joey Andrews, Cas Castro, Ty Wyndam, Dylan Shylar
Studio: GAI Studios
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Release date: 11/11/2005
Bareback Boyfriends 3 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
With many warnings about the dangers of unprotected sex which is probably sincere but in the circumstances reeks of hypocrisy, the producers, cameraman, andwhen forced by the cameraman to do sothe performers themselves all tell us we should always wear condoms. They then proceed to fuck bareback. The first lover/performers are Damien Munson and Hayden Burton. They tell us that they have been lovers for three months and so feel its OK to fuck raw. (I dont want to be the one to tell these kids that the HIV virus often takes six months to show up.) Damien is an attractive twink. Hayden is cute but kind of goofy-looking. He tells us his favorite sport is cheerleading. Their scene takes place in a kitchen and before you can say whats cookin theyre naked and sucking cock. This segues into a sixty-nine. Hayden leans over the kitchen counter and Damien enters his back door. We cut abruptly to Damien lying on the floor and Hayden sitting down on Damiens prick. [read the full review]
review from 1/28/2006:
With many warnings about the dangers of unprotected sex which is probably sincere but in the circumstances reeks of hypocrisy, the producers, cameraman, andwhen forced by the cameraman to do sothe performers themselves all tell us we should always wear condoms. They then proceed to fuck bareback. The first lover/performers are Damien Munson and Hayden Burton. They tell us that they have been lovers for three months and so feel its OK to fuck raw. (I dont want to be the one to tell these kids that the HIV virus often takes six months to show up.) Damien is an attractive twink. Hayden is cute but kind of goofy-looking. He tells us his favorite sport is cheerleading. Their scene takes place in a kitchen and before you can say whats cookin theyre naked and sucking cock. This segues into a sixty-nine. Hayden leans over the kitchen counter and Damien enters his back door. We cut abruptly to Damien lying on the floor and Hayden sitting down on Damiens prick. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ty, Ryan, Chad, Nick Piston, Chuck Dirocco, Rick Martinez, Carl Barnes, Damon Dogg, Caedon Chase, Jason Summers
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Directed by: Paul Morris
Release date: 10/31/2005
Slurpin' Jizz 2 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
SLURPIN JIZZ 2 is a compilation of assorted cocksucking and cum-swallowing vignettes. According to the dates of filming, it was 2 years in the making. Watched as a whole it becomes dreadfully repetitious. Therefore it really should be watched in parts. Even as the credits roll the action begins. Chad is blowing young Rick who has an uncut brown cock. Chad soon has it hard and Rick begins face-fucking his fellator. In less than two minutes Chads mouth is filled with Ricks load. Ty, a fairly nice-looking blond with a mustache and goatee is on his knees blowing hirsute Ryan and Carl. At one point he even has both cocks in his mouth at the same time. Ryan is the first to cum and although some lands in Tys mouth the major splat hits him in the eye. Carl is a somewhat better shot. When Ty jacks himself off, Carl leans over to lick it off Tys belly. He and Ty then share a cummy kiss. At a glory hole, Joey works on first one cock and then another. [read the full review]
review from 12/18/2005:
SLURPIN JIZZ 2 is a compilation of assorted cocksucking and cum-swallowing vignettes. According to the dates of filming, it was 2 years in the making. Watched as a whole it becomes dreadfully repetitious. Therefore it really should be watched in parts. Even as the credits roll the action begins. Chad is blowing young Rick who has an uncut brown cock. Chad soon has it hard and Rick begins face-fucking his fellator. In less than two minutes Chads mouth is filled with Ricks load. Ty, a fairly nice-looking blond with a mustache and goatee is on his knees blowing hirsute Ryan and Carl. At one point he even has both cocks in his mouth at the same time. Ryan is the first to cum and although some lands in Tys mouth the major splat hits him in the eye. Carl is a somewhat better shot. When Ty jacks himself off, Carl leans over to lick it off Tys belly. He and Ty then share a cummy kiss. At a glory hole, Joey works on first one cock and then another. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Leonardo, Ryan, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Felipe, Victor, Rodrigo, Diego
Studio: Arena
Release date: 2/7/2005
Boys Are Back In Town, The (Arena) review summaries:
Netguy's
The cover is what attracted me to The Boys Are Back In Town, featuring two cute blondes, but much to my surprise, when the film began, was that it was in Portugese. Had I looked closer this is presented by South American Pictures. Guess I was too busy looking at the eye candy! In any event, these boys are hungry for sex and just love to fuck! The film begins with the title only and dives right in to two guys talking. Theres no subtitles so I didnt have a clue as to what they were chatting about, Im sure it wasnt Desperate Housewives. One guy is fairly muscular, black hair, and sports large tattoos while the other guy is slender, and both are attractive. A third guy appears and before he can take off his cowboy hat the slender guy is whipping out his huge cock. The muscular dude rims the slender guy a bit before he gets fucked by the well endowed one. As he gets fucked from behind he sucks his tattooed buddy. Eventually he ends up on his back on a table in the room and the well hung guy drives his big rod deep inside while lots of moans and groans emit from the bottom. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2007:
The cover is what attracted me to The Boys Are Back In Town, featuring two cute blondes, but much to my surprise, when the film began, was that it was in Portugese. Had I looked closer this is presented by South American Pictures. Guess I was too busy looking at the eye candy! In any event, these boys are hungry for sex and just love to fuck! The film begins with the title only and dives right in to two guys talking. Theres no subtitles so I didnt have a clue as to what they were chatting about, Im sure it wasnt Desperate Housewives. One guy is fairly muscular, black hair, and sports large tattoos while the other guy is slender, and both are attractive. A third guy appears and before he can take off his cowboy hat the slender guy is whipping out his huge cock. The muscular dude rims the slender guy a bit before he gets fucked by the well endowed one. As he gets fucked from behind he sucks his tattooed buddy. Eventually he ends up on his back on a table in the room and the well hung guy drives his big rod deep inside while lots of moans and groans emit from the bottom. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
The film opens with two average lookers. One of them is wound up like a three-day clock. Hes chattering away making all sorts of slushy sounds but as I dont hear chupa (which I know means suck) I have no idea what hes so excited about. A third joins them and the chatter stops chattering and hauls out the newcomers cock. He sucks it. Eventually he sucks his buddy, too. The newcomer eats out the suckers ass and fucks him. It goes on and on and on with much squealing from the fuckee. In scene two, the cute blond twink in the background on the cover is having a problem with his hot tub. Two muscular guys enter. One is a hunk Ive seen before with scads of tattoos. The other wears a knitted cap. They fiddle with the tub a bit and then start fiddling with the twink. He sucks both. Chupa, chupa they say. The twink looks so sweet with a dick in his mouth. The knitted cap has trouble getting hard. Tattoo spears the kids ass with his big dick. Ai-ee, ai-ee, ai-ee, goes the little twink as his buns are split asunder. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2005:
The film opens with two average lookers. One of them is wound up like a three-day clock. Hes chattering away making all sorts of slushy sounds but as I dont hear chupa (which I know means suck) I have no idea what hes so excited about. A third joins them and the chatter stops chattering and hauls out the newcomers cock. He sucks it. Eventually he sucks his buddy, too. The newcomer eats out the suckers ass and fucks him. It goes on and on and on with much squealing from the fuckee. In scene two, the cute blond twink in the background on the cover is having a problem with his hot tub. Two muscular guys enter. One is a hunk Ive seen before with scads of tattoos. The other wears a knitted cap. They fiddle with the tub a bit and then start fiddling with the twink. He sucks both. Chupa, chupa they say. The twink looks so sweet with a dick in his mouth. The knitted cap has trouble getting hard. Tattoo spears the kids ass with his big dick. Ai-ee, ai-ee, ai-ee, goes the little twink as his buns are split asunder. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ryan, Hans, Roman, Javier, Chet, Dawson, Ruben D'Angelo, Marc Short, Rex Armswell, Toby Shelby, Danny West, Kor Newman, Brad Knox, Brownbone, Buck James, David Rogers, Dirk Kristian, Josh Porter, Mike Cummings, RawTop, Shannen Michael, Steven Trotter, Steve Roberts, T. Hunter
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Directed by: Max Sohl
Release date: 9/21/2004
Dawson's 20 Load Weekend review summaries:
Boner Bud's
Let me start by saying that it took me 3 days to get all the way through this movie, which should give you some indication of how much I enjoyed myself while watching it! Those familiar with Treasure Island releases know what to expect here: a lot of bareback sex. And without getting bogged down in the moral or ethical debate of safe sex practices, know that this film may not be for everyone. But if you can get past the lack of condoms, youre in for a treat! The Plot No plot here, as this is essentially a documentary of Dawson and his goal to take at least 20 loads of cum up his ass in one weekend - all in front of the cameras. The movie is broken up into 3 distinct scenes, however. The first scene takes place in a hotel room where various men drop by, and drop their load, in Dawson. In fact he takes 6 loads in this scene alone, begging for it all the while. In the second scene, Dawson goes to a dungeon, and the leather men pump 8 more loads in his ass. The third scenes takes us back to the hotel room for loads 15 - 20. [read the full review]
review from 10/4/2004:
Let me start by saying that it took me 3 days to get all the way through this movie, which should give you some indication of how much I enjoyed myself while watching it! Those familiar with Treasure Island releases know what to expect here: a lot of bareback sex. And without getting bogged down in the moral or ethical debate of safe sex practices, know that this film may not be for everyone. But if you can get past the lack of condoms, youre in for a treat! The Plot No plot here, as this is essentially a documentary of Dawson and his goal to take at least 20 loads of cum up his ass in one weekend - all in front of the cameras. The movie is broken up into 3 distinct scenes, however. The first scene takes place in a hotel room where various men drop by, and drop their load, in Dawson. In fact he takes 6 loads in this scene alone, begging for it all the while. In the second scene, Dawson goes to a dungeon, and the leather men pump 8 more loads in his ass. The third scenes takes us back to the hotel room for loads 15 - 20. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Scott, David, Peter, Ryan, Derek, Kalani, Kurt, Kris, Jake (ambiguous), Rico [I] (ambiguous), Will, Philip, Jacob
Studio: Club 1821
Directed by: Brad Posey
Release date: 4/7/2003
After School Special (Club 1821) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
I am a big fan of Brad Poseys photos, so I was really looking forward to this hardcore feature. I suppose I expected too much. At any rate I was disappointed. There are only token setups to the action. Two guys are playing basketball. One throw determines wholl top. Or three guys will just be sitting around and one will say, You owe us a blowjob. No real problem there though as the sex is what were after. But the trouble is it just doesnt engender any heat. There are six scenes: (1) The basketball duo that opens the film. (2) A threesome that takes place on a sofa (you owe us a blowjob) (3) A scene with two guys in the bedroom, joined by a third who comes for the bathroom. (4) A solo on the beach (ironically the best thing in the film. The guy is hot and, as he cums while lying on his back on the sand, the first volley of cum flies over his head. Awesome!) (5) A repeat of scene three with three different guys. (6) A foursome. (Actually two pairs as they do not interact or change partners.) Now and then these youngsters steal a glance at the camera. [read the full review]
review from 2/20/2005:
I am a big fan of Brad Poseys photos, so I was really looking forward to this hardcore feature. I suppose I expected too much. At any rate I was disappointed. There are only token setups to the action. Two guys are playing basketball. One throw determines wholl top. Or three guys will just be sitting around and one will say, You owe us a blowjob. No real problem there though as the sex is what were after. But the trouble is it just doesnt engender any heat. There are six scenes: (1) The basketball duo that opens the film. (2) A threesome that takes place on a sofa (you owe us a blowjob) (3) A scene with two guys in the bedroom, joined by a third who comes for the bathroom. (4) A solo on the beach (ironically the best thing in the film. The guy is hot and, as he cums while lying on his back on the sand, the first volley of cum flies over his head. Awesome!) (5) A repeat of scene three with three different guys. (6) A foursome. (Actually two pairs as they do not interact or change partners.) Now and then these youngsters steal a glance at the camera. [read the full review]